Can The Adults Please Smoke? Chapter 31: Flirty, Purty, and Squirty!!
#2401Snowy Friday
Posted: 2/26/10 at 11:49pmMy mother knows shorthand.
#2403Snowy Friday
Posted: 2/26/10 at 11:55pmYep, it is beyond me.
#2404Snowy Friday
Posted: 2/26/10 at 11:56pmI can't comprehend it. It's amazing.
#2405Snowy Friday
Posted: 2/27/10 at 12:20am
I used to know it. I can still do my first name.
I've gone through old notebooks/papers and whatnot, and I've come across things I wrote in shorthand so that no one who found them knew what I wrote. And now I can't frackin' read them!!
Our fingerprints don't fade from the lives we touch.
Puppies are babies in fur coats.
Tinfoil...The Terrorizing Terminator
#2406Snowy Friday
Posted: 2/27/10 at 12:28amGirly, you should have utilized that talent!
#2407Snowy Friday
Posted: 2/27/10 at 1:11am
Years ago when I was in a law firm, I did some conservatorships, and my secretary used shorthand. That seems like a lifetime ago.
Now, I deal with conservatorships on the business side, and have to review the paperwork to make sure specific transactions are permitted. It is a big old freaking pain in the behind.
#2408Snowy Friday
Posted: 2/27/10 at 1:14amI barely understood that paragraph, so...*nods*
#2409Snowy Friday
Posted: 2/27/10 at 1:35amI could explain, but I have a feeling no one really gives a rats ass about that!
#2410Snowy Friday
Posted: 2/27/10 at 1:53amIf it meant I could get a conservatorship on my Dad, I'd ask for an explanation, but I think it's moot.
#2411Snowy Friday
Posted: 2/27/10 at 2:03amIf it is contested, it takes time and will cost some money. Since he will contest, it will require medical evaluations, him having his own legal counsel, and even then, there is no guaranty that you would prevail.
#2412Snowy Friday
Posted: 2/27/10 at 2:05amNot worth it. I *hopefully* will be accepted to a grad school and get out of this crazy!
#2413Slushy Saturday
Posted: 2/27/10 at 9:24am
Ethel Merman was a stenographer before she hit it big, and she never employed a secretary (she said) because of her typing and shorthand skills.
Bluemoon
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/28/04
#2414Slushy Saturday
Posted: 2/27/10 at 10:26amI love how all topics can eventually lead back to Broadway.
#2415Slushy Saturday
Posted: 2/27/10 at 11:14amDeet's good that way!
Our fingerprints don't fade from the lives we touch.
Puppies are babies in fur coats.
Tinfoil...The Terrorizing Terminator
brdlwyr
Broadway Legend Joined: 1/14/05
#2416Slushy Saturday
Posted: 2/27/10 at 3:18pm
Mrs. Brd can barely type and I am her secretary. The problems is that she rarely harasses me!
At the office catching up!
#2417Slushy Saturday
Posted: 2/27/10 at 4:19pm
You're at the office on a Saturday? Oy!
Deet's awesome that way. No doubt about it.
Who wants ice cream? I'm making some today.
#2419Slushy Saturday
Posted: 2/28/10 at 11:31amI brought my office home with me. They won't know there is cat hair in my contract notes!
#2420Slushy Saturday
Posted: 2/28/10 at 3:13pm
I've been working much of the weekend, as well. From home. The joy of a laptop computer!
My mother knows shorthand. I love hearing the stories of her days going to Katherine Gibbs in NY. They had to wear hats and white gloves. This, after having graduated from college. To be an executive assistant was coveted work. She tried to teach me shorthand once, but I could never wrap my brain around it. Between that and the Court Stenographer, I find it all fascinating...
By this time on a Sunday I am ready for another day off. Between the extra work which always requires weekend time, the usual weekend chores and errands and trying to have some semblance of a social life (this weekend was quiet on that front, which was ok with me), it seems that the weekend just disappears. And then, suddenly, Monday morning looms...
Ah well. There are still many hours of Sunday still to be enjoyed.
But first, I have to switch my laundry from the washer to the dryer. A woman's work is never done...
Happy Sunday afternoon to all.
#2421Slushy Saturday
Posted: 2/28/10 at 3:43pmAfternoon all! Just got back from work, and my second of two Purim events. 2 more to go!
#2422Slushy Saturday
Posted: 2/28/10 at 9:11pm
Wait a minute - if you've been to the 2nd of two events, how do you have two more?
Are you drunk again, Shira?
#2423Slushy Saturday
Posted: 2/28/10 at 9:59pmI have a court stenographer machine up in the closet in the spare room. I went to school for it, but never finished.
Our fingerprints don't fade from the lives we touch.
Puppies are babies in fur coats.
Tinfoil...The Terrorizing Terminator
brdlwyr
Broadway Legend Joined: 1/14/05
#2424Slushy Saturday
Posted: 2/28/10 at 10:50pm
BWG, that is so funny! A few of my friends are court reporters, so I always have an ally in the room for my deps. My secretary takes shorthand, I can literally walk by her desk and give instructions.
Busy weekend here. I was at the office both days. We have a crazy family week and next weekend is hilarious, booked solid.
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