Can The Adults Please Smoke? Chapter 32: A dirty, sturdy crew!- Page 181

[YouWantitWhen????]

Posted: 8/4/10 at 2:59am

Tickets are pretty scarce, and the engagement ends soon.

It was like an amazing combo of fascinating history and great acting rolled into one.

I know a decent amount about Marshall, but Fishburne really brought him to life. Two thumbs up, a snap and a twist.

Night (or morning) Adults.

[shira467]

Posted: 8/4/10 at 3:08am

I'm going to call to see if theres's a chance at student tickets. I could use a couple hours in line. Book to read.

[D2]

Posted: 8/4/10 at 7:19am

I thought you graduated.

[SonofMammaMiaSam]

Posted: 8/4/10 at 8:03am

Good morning peeples!

[MotorTink]

Posted: 8/4/10 at 8:22am

Morning!

Well, D2, technically if there is no year date on the student ID they never know. Not that I have ever used my ID from the one year I did attend college in 2002 still now or anything.....

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 8/4/10 at 9:28am

Good morning peeps! Crazy day here....I love people who don't know when they should divide instead of multiply...yes a trade that should have been worth $300,000 was posted as 143,630,587.00...what's 143 million amongst friends? UGH!!!!

*Sings*...Hello 49...Hello 50...Hello apnea....

[bdwaygirl]

Posted: 8/4/10 at 9:49am

Lo!

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 8/4/10 at 10:19am

These are taken from real resumes and cover letters and were printed in Fortune Magazine:

1. I demand a salary commiserate with my extensive experience.

2. I have lurnt Word Perfect 6.0 computor and spreadsheet progroms.

3. Received a plague for Salesperson of the Year.

4. Reason for leaving last job: maturity leave.

5. Wholly responsible for two (2) failed financial institutions.

6. Its best for employers that I not work with people.

7. Lets meet, so you can ooh and aah over my experience.

8. You will want me to be Head Honcho in no time.

9. Am a perfectionist and rarely if if ever forget details.

10. I was working for my mom until she decided to move.

11. Failed bar exam with relatively high grades.

12. Marital status: single. Unmarried. Unengaged. Uninvolved. No Commitments.

13. I have an excellent track record, although I am not a horse.

14. I am loyal to my employer at all costs... Please feel free to respond to my resume on my office voice mail.

15. I have become completely paranoid, trusting completely no one and absolutely nothing.

16. My goal is to be a meteorologist. But since I possess no training in meterology, I suppose I should try stock brokerage.

17. I procrastinate, especially when the task is unpleasant.

18. As indicted, I have over five years of analyzing investments.

19. Personal interests: donating blood. Fourteen gallons so far.

20. Instrumental in ruining entire operation for a Midwest chain store.

21. Note: Please don't miscontrue my 14 jobs as job-hopping. I have never quit a job.

22. Marital status: often. Children: various.

23. Reason for leaving last job: They insisted that all employees get to work by 8:45 a.m. every morning. Could not work under those conditions.

24. The company made me a scapegoat, just like my three previous employers.

25. Finished eighth in my class of ten.

26. References: None. I've left a path of destruction behind me

[YouWantitWhen????]

Posted: 8/4/10 at 10:38am

How did you find the personnel sheets for the NOM staffers and Michael Steele's staff?

[shameless]

Posted: 8/4/10 at 10:48am

Mornin!

Ok, #26 might have to be my next signature!

[D2]

Posted: 8/4/10 at 11:13am

Or Rath's, if she ever comes back in any form.

[MotorTink]

Posted: 8/4/10 at 12:50pm

I think #6 came from my resume

[D2]

Posted: 8/4/10 at 12:58pm

#23 came from mine.

[shira467]

Posted: 8/4/10 at 1:03pm

I'm definitely #4.

Of course I graduated, Deet. But a) I plan on returning to do some pre-reqs, and hell, I'm more broke than I was when I was a student!

[D2]

Posted: 8/4/10 at 1:09pm

But you are not a student at the moment?

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 8/4/10 at 1:11pm

Of course #16 was mine.

[shira467]

Posted: 8/4/10 at 1:21pm

Nope.

But I'm thinking it might be worth it to shell out the cash for this one.

[harris007]

Posted: 8/4/10 at 1:23pm

*the cows in their women on the verge shirts bring lemonade *

[D2]

Posted: 8/4/10 at 1:32pm

Um, yeah. I see you got my email.

[YouWantitWhen????]

Posted: 8/4/10 at 2:08pm

This just made me laugh:

19. Personal interests: donating blood. Fourteen gallons so far.


I now want to go to see rent at the Bowl - and it is too late to get tickets. Alas.

[shira467]

Posted: 8/4/10 at 5:31pm

YWIW - I'll go with you! I wasn't going to be able to, but now I can.

Deet - I posted that BEFORE I got your email, thankyouverymuch.

*mwah* to all.

[YouWantitWhen????]

Posted: 8/4/10 at 5:39pm

Its more all decent seats are gone for a reasonable price.

I don't feel like paying 150+ a ticket.

[shira467]

Posted: 8/5/10 at 12:37am

Oh, that just stinks. Thanks for telling me, YWIW!

[YouWantitWhen????]

Posted: 8/5/10 at 12:46am

I was looking at Sunday night (which was the only I could go to). There may be more on Friday or Saturday for all I know. But, I actually wanted to be in he front couple of sections. The only thing I saw was in the back in P1, which is about 2/3 of the way back.

Good luck.

[shira467]

Posted: 8/5/10 at 1:09am

I got work instead. C'est la vie.