Can The Adults Please Smoke? Fiery Fourteen — Page 5
#102
Posted: 5/14/07 at 4:33pm
My mom
1) lives a thousand miles away
2) doesn't drink beer
3) neither do I
All's well.
1) lives a thousand miles away
2) doesn't drink beer
3) neither do I
All's well.
#103
Posted: 5/14/07 at 4:37pm
But, Moony, what do you plan on drinking when you join Addy, Tink and I on our bar hopping adventure?
Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders and absurdities no doubt crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; begin it well and serenely and with too high a spirit to be enbered with your old nonsense. ~ Emerson
#104
Posted: 5/14/07 at 4:38pm
Oh Addy is going to bar hop with us too? Woohoo! This is getting more fun by the minute!!
BroadwayBoobs: I'll give all of you who weren't there a hint of who took the pictures ...it rhymes with shameless
SOMMS: I knew it was Tink!
BroadwayBoobs: I'll give all of you who weren't there a hint of who took the pictures ...it rhymes with shameless
SOMMS: I knew it was Tink!
#105
Posted: 5/14/07 at 4:42pm
Tink - many moons ago, I was working in a nightclub hosting and performing in a drag show. I hid it from my mother - and she got a little suspicious when my boyfriend and I kept cancelling Saturday dinners (because I had to work at the club) so one night she point blank asked. I explained what I was doing, hesitantly, and she said" please pass the catsup".
A few weeks later my phone rang, and it was her. She asked to talk to my BF Gary, and when he hung up he looked at me, said "I am supposed to pick your mom up Saturday night - she is coming to your show".
That Saturday, as I was finishing my make-up in the dressing room - Gary came in to let me know that my mom was in the house. So - I went out to the bar to get a drink, and there she was having a 7&7. I looked at her - she looked at me - she smiled, and I smiled. She sipped her drink, I looked at her again, she smiled - this time I said "Jesus Christ Ma - aren't you even gonna say HI?".
After that night, she was a regular at the club - and brought many of her friends as well!
That was a great relationship.
A few weeks later my phone rang, and it was her. She asked to talk to my BF Gary, and when he hung up he looked at me, said "I am supposed to pick your mom up Saturday night - she is coming to your show".
That Saturday, as I was finishing my make-up in the dressing room - Gary came in to let me know that my mom was in the house. So - I went out to the bar to get a drink, and there she was having a 7&7. I looked at her - she looked at me - she smiled, and I smiled. She sipped her drink, I looked at her again, she smiled - this time I said "Jesus Christ Ma - aren't you even gonna say HI?".
After that night, she was a regular at the club - and brought many of her friends as well!
That was a great relationship.
"Oh Link...your pork is ready..." - Edna Turnblad
Updated On: 5/14/07 at 04:42 PM
#106
Posted: 5/14/07 at 4:43pm
Oh, Addy can pound beers with the best of them, Tink!
She's gonna kill me for saying that though.
Edit: That is fantastic story, Cheeze! And, so fitting for Fantastic Fourteen!
She's gonna kill me for saying that though.
Edit: That is fantastic story, Cheeze! And, so fitting for Fantastic Fourteen!
Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders and absurdities no doubt crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; begin it well and serenely and with too high a spirit to be enbered with your old nonsense. ~ Emerson
Updated On: 5/14/07 at 04:43 PM
#107
Posted: 5/14/07 at 4:46pm
No beers or chunky martinis.
Mojitos or margaritas.
Mojitos or margaritas.
#108
Posted: 5/14/07 at 4:47pm
Cheeze - That is AWESOME!!! My mom is a bartender at the local American Legion, so when I turned 21, I stopped by and made her serve me, lol. She would never go to a bar/club, but my best friend's mom would in a heart beat!!
BroadwayBoobs: I'll give all of you who weren't there a hint of who took the pictures ...it rhymes with shameless
SOMMS: I knew it was Tink!
BroadwayBoobs: I'll give all of you who weren't there a hint of who took the pictures ...it rhymes with shameless
SOMMS: I knew it was Tink!
#109
Posted: 5/14/07 at 4:48pm
Hahahaha! Come on, Moony, it's not like the texture of the chunky martini is that different from a mojito anyway!
Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders and absurdities no doubt crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; begin it well and serenely and with too high a spirit to be enbered with your old nonsense. ~ Emerson
#110
Posted: 5/14/07 at 4:48pm
Very cool Tink!
"Oh Link...your pork is ready..." - Edna Turnblad
#111
Posted: 5/14/07 at 4:50pm
I drink some crazy sh*t, but I won't even do a chunky martini!!!
However, I hope you ladies are prepared for my Jager-bomb obsession!!
BroadwayBoobs: I'll give all of you who weren't there a hint of who took the pictures ...it rhymes with shameless
SOMMS: I knew it was Tink!
However, I hope you ladies are prepared for my Jager-bomb obsession!!
BroadwayBoobs: I'll give all of you who weren't there a hint of who took the pictures ...it rhymes with shameless
SOMMS: I knew it was Tink!
#112
Posted: 5/14/07 at 4:50pm
Cheeze - love the story and love your mom!
Shamey - alcoholic drinks should never change into different life forms. It ain't right, I tell you.
Shamey - alcoholic drinks should never change into different life forms. It ain't right, I tell you.
#113
Posted: 5/14/07 at 4:51pm
Yeah, I have to agree with you there. When the waiter serves your drink with a straw and has to bring you a spoon, that's a problem.
Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders and absurdities no doubt crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; begin it well and serenely and with too high a spirit to be enbered with your old nonsense. ~ Emerson
#114
All of this is making me thirsty... I think this will please us all!
BroadwayBoobs: I'll give all of you who weren't there a hint of who took the pictures ...it rhymes with shameless
SOMMS: I knew it was Tink!
Posted: 5/14/07 at 4:53pm
All of this is making me thirsty... I think this will please us all!
BroadwayBoobs: I'll give all of you who weren't there a hint of who took the pictures ...it rhymes with shameless
SOMMS: I knew it was Tink!
#115
Posted: 5/14/07 at 4:54pm
Thanks Moonie! She was quite a lady!
What is a "chunky" Martini?...(I am askeered of the answer...)
One of SF's new bars has something called "Trailer Tea" -
"Trailer Tea" is described as a "Long Island Iced Tea with Red Bull and less class."
What is a "chunky" Martini?...(I am askeered of the answer...)
One of SF's new bars has something called "Trailer Tea" -
"Trailer Tea" is described as a "Long Island Iced Tea with Red Bull and less class."
"Oh Link...your pork is ready..." - Edna Turnblad
Updated On: 5/14/07 at 04:54 PM
#116
Posted: 5/14/07 at 4:58pm
A chunky martini is the result of really crappy, cheap alcohol being mixed with cream and transforming into a thick nasty mess in a martini glass. It's a specialty at Vintage.
On that note, I'm outta here. See ya'll later.
On that note, I'm outta here. See ya'll later.
Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders and absurdities no doubt crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; begin it well and serenely and with too high a spirit to be enbered with your old nonsense. ~ Emerson
#117
Posted: 5/14/07 at 5:02pm
Hi guys.
"Applause begets applause in the theatre, as laughter begets laughter and tears beget tears."
CLAYTON HAMILTON, "Theory of the Theatre"
"I think theater ought to be theatrical ... you know, shuffling the pack in different ways so that it's -- there's always some kind of ambush involved in the experience. You're being ambushed by an unexpected word, or by an elephant falling out of the cupboard, whatever it is."
TOM STOPPARD
#118
Posted: 5/14/07 at 5:03pm
hiya Guido!!! How was the weekend???
BroadwayBoobs: I'll give all of you who weren't there a hint of who took the pictures ...it rhymes with shameless
SOMMS: I knew it was Tink!
BroadwayBoobs: I'll give all of you who weren't there a hint of who took the pictures ...it rhymes with shameless
SOMMS: I knew it was Tink!
#119
Posted: 5/14/07 at 5:06pm
The weekend went super well...I wish today didn't have to come though.
"Applause begets applause in the theatre, as laughter begets laughter and tears beget tears."
CLAYTON HAMILTON, "Theory of the Theatre"
"I think theater ought to be theatrical ... you know, shuffling the pack in different ways so that it's -- there's always some kind of ambush involved in the experience. You're being ambushed by an unexpected word, or by an elephant falling out of the cupboard, whatever it is."
TOM STOPPARD
#120
Posted: 5/14/07 at 5:17pm
Hey, peeps. Wow, thread #14 popped up while I was sleeping.
'Try not to have a good time...this is supposed to be educational.' - Lucy Van Pelt
#121
Posted: 5/14/07 at 5:21pm
Hep!!! There you are! How are you?
BroadwayBoobs: I'll give all of you who weren't there a hint of who took the pictures ...it rhymes with shameless
SOMMS: I knew it was Tink!
BroadwayBoobs: I'll give all of you who weren't there a hint of who took the pictures ...it rhymes with shameless
SOMMS: I knew it was Tink!
#122
Posted: 5/14/07 at 5:25pm
*the cows refill ice teas,in dont for get the tony brunch tommrow, and jerby with a y on the back*
Attend the tale of Bovine Boy
His party threads we all enjoy
But does he have Mad Cow Disease?
He doesn't eat beef - but cows skating? - oh please!!!
With cocoa!?!
And lemonade!?!
The heifer-mad poster of Broadway
(World)
#123
Posted: 5/14/07 at 5:26pm
Do you have a special shop that makes are those adorable shirts for the cows? Do they change them themselves, or do they have personal dressers?
BroadwayBoobs: I'll give all of you who weren't there a hint of who took the pictures ...it rhymes with shameless
SOMMS: I knew it was Tink!
BroadwayBoobs: I'll give all of you who weren't there a hint of who took the pictures ...it rhymes with shameless
SOMMS: I knew it was Tink!
#124
Posted: 5/14/07 at 5:30pm
for what there wearing today, yes they were made,
and nope they dress themselves
and nope they dress themselves
Attend the tale of Bovine Boy
His party threads we all enjoy
But does he have Mad Cow Disease?
He doesn't eat beef - but cows skating? - oh please!!!
With cocoa!?!
And lemonade!?!
The heifer-mad poster of Broadway
(World)
#125
Posted: 5/14/07 at 5:32pm
So talented!
BroadwayBoobs: I'll give all of you who weren't there a hint of who took the pictures ...it rhymes with shameless
SOMMS: I knew it was Tink!
BroadwayBoobs: I'll give all of you who weren't there a hint of who took the pictures ...it rhymes with shameless
SOMMS: I knew it was Tink!
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