Can The Adults Please Smoke? Fiery Fourteen — Page 69
#1702
Posted: 5/22/07 at 7:54am
*the very sleepy cows skate in wearing jammies, with milkshakes for all*
Attend the tale of Bovine Boy
His party threads we all enjoy
But does he have Mad Cow Disease?
He doesn't eat beef - but cows skating? - oh please!!!
With cocoa!?!
And lemonade!?!
The heifer-mad poster of Broadway
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#1703
Posted: 5/22/07 at 8:15am
Hey Kids!
BB, what are you so jolly about?
BB, what are you so jolly about?
Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders and absurdities no doubt crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; begin it well and serenely and with too high a spirit to be enbered with your old nonsense. ~ Emerson
#1704
Posted: 5/22/07 at 8:15am
can mom get me out of a traffic citation?
XING
PED
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#1705
Posted: 5/22/07 at 8:20am
"I won't be here most of the morning, either. I'm off to court to dispute a ticket. If I lose and they throw me in jail, I hope they have an internet connection. "
geez, moony, am i you but only three weeks behind? i just received a traffic citation 20 minutes ago for "rolling" through a stop sign. i'm gonna fight it too. let me know if you have any tips, tricks, or whatnot.
the cop said that you cannot roll through a stop sign just because the car in front of you stopped. my question to her, "there was a car in front of me?"
either i slept through it or i'm being set up. (and, no, my being guilty is not a possibility....) shows me right for stopping to get farewell balloons and flowers for a departing coworker.
karma, you ma'am are a bitch.bastard.
geez, moony, am i you but only three weeks behind? i just received a traffic citation 20 minutes ago for "rolling" through a stop sign. i'm gonna fight it too. let me know if you have any tips, tricks, or whatnot.
the cop said that you cannot roll through a stop sign just because the car in front of you stopped. my question to her, "there was a car in front of me?"
either i slept through it or i'm being set up. (and, no, my being guilty is not a possibility....) shows me right for stopping to get farewell balloons and flowers for a departing coworker.
karma, you ma'am are a bitch.bastard.
XING
PED
PED
#1706
Posted: 5/22/07 at 8:20am
he eh robbo got pulled over
Attend the tale of Bovine Boy
His party threads we all enjoy
But does he have Mad Cow Disease?
He doesn't eat beef - but cows skating? - oh please!!!
With cocoa!?!
And lemonade!?!
The heifer-mad poster of Broadway
(World)
#1707
Posted: 5/22/07 at 8:23am
harris, don't mock me. between speeding, and not obeying traffic signals and stop signs, i can be in florida in 18 hours.
XING
PED
PED
#1708
Posted: 5/22/07 at 8:25am
im in fl now, whats your point, you'll never find me,
Attend the tale of Bovine Boy
His party threads we all enjoy
But does he have Mad Cow Disease?
He doesn't eat beef - but cows skating? - oh please!!!
With cocoa!?!
And lemonade!?!
The heifer-mad poster of Broadway
(World)
#1709
Posted: 5/22/07 at 8:28am
We know where you live. The stench from the stinking bovine will lead us to your front door.
#1710
Posted: 5/22/07 at 8:29am
No rollin' STOP for me *said in best Wallace & Gromit voice*
LS...I just think with this beautiful weather we should all be jolly today.
LS...I just think with this beautiful weather we should all be jolly today.
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
#1711
Posted: 5/22/07 at 8:29am
they are very clean no stink
Attend the tale of Bovine Boy
His party threads we all enjoy
But does he have Mad Cow Disease?
He doesn't eat beef - but cows skating? - oh please!!!
With cocoa!?!
And lemonade!?!
The heifer-mad poster of Broadway
(World)
#1712
Posted: 5/22/07 at 8:57am
Back home safely.
Morning, all.
I sense that Boobs still has a twinkle in his eye . . .
Morning, all.
I sense that Boobs still has a twinkle in his eye . . .
#1713
Posted: 5/22/07 at 9:17am
*big hugs for DG* I thought the City had a little gloom..it's because you're not here anymore. 
BTW DG..yes I do.
BTW DG..yes I do.
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
#1714
Posted: 5/22/07 at 9:23am
Boobs - 
I really did have a wonderful time - but those Ruby Slippers were just killing my feet!
And the TinMan sends hugs and kisses - after I got my share FIRST, mind you
I really did have a wonderful time - but those Ruby Slippers were just killing my feet!
And the TinMan sends hugs and kisses - after I got my share FIRST, mind you
#1715
Posted: 5/22/07 at 9:28am
It's still nice to know that I'm 2nd in my Poppy's life...you deserve to be 1st.
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
#1716
Posted: 5/22/07 at 10:15am
Back from court. I didn't beat the rap (dirty coppers)but the judge agrred that there were extenuating circumstances and cut the fine down to $25.00 and court costs. I get to the cashier to find that the court costs bring my payment up to the original amount of the fine. Add the $5.00 parking garage fee and I lost money, but saved my stellar reputation. Well, I lost that, too, so screw it.
Robb - three guys in the courtroom tried to get out of "California roll" stop violations. They all lost and had to pay those damn court costs on top of their original fine. You might want to save your court appearance for something bigger....like manslaughter.
Off to class.
Robb - three guys in the courtroom tried to get out of "California roll" stop violations. They all lost and had to pay those damn court costs on top of their original fine. You might want to save your court appearance for something bigger....like manslaughter.
Off to class.
#1717
Posted: 5/22/07 at 10:21am
moony, i'm banking on the copper not showing up like they did the last time i fought a ticket and won. but two more strikes and i'm muscleftl!
XING
PED
PED
#1718
Posted: 5/22/07 at 10:26am
I got a subpoena a few months ago as a witness to an accident. And, I sat there in the front row for two hours. Nobody who defended themselves got off without fines and court costs.
I swear, the judge was annoyed by people who dared come before him without a lawyer. In most of the cases, the lawyers were defending clients who weren't even there and the majority of those cases ended with reduced fines and NO points. It's all a racket, I tell ya.
The moral of the story. Hire a "ticket doctor" lawyer and be done with it.
I swear, the judge was annoyed by people who dared come before him without a lawyer. In most of the cases, the lawyers were defending clients who weren't even there and the majority of those cases ended with reduced fines and NO points. It's all a racket, I tell ya.
The moral of the story. Hire a "ticket doctor" lawyer and be done with it.
Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders and absurdities no doubt crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; begin it well and serenely and with too high a spirit to be enbered with your old nonsense. ~ Emerson
Updated On: 5/22/07 at 10:26 AM
#1719
Posted: 5/22/07 at 10:35am
Morning all. Wow where did that long weekend go? Gets back to work.
#1720
Posted: 5/22/07 at 10:42am
Shamey - if I ever get pulled over (again) in my county, I hope it's by Officer Bond. Officer Bond didn't show up today and all 14 of his cases were dismissed. One lady had 3 violations and they were all dismissed. On the other hand, the judge called out name after name of defendants who didn't show. I'd hate to see how much that fine would be.
#1721
Posted: 5/22/07 at 10:45am
since i was pulled over in a small(ish) town, i'm banking on mrs. copper not showing.
XING
PED
PED
#1722
Posted: 5/22/07 at 10:50am
I was nabbed (in a smallish town) for running a red light (it was YELLOW, I swear). My copper did show up but pulled me aside and told me if I paid the fine he would make the points go away. I did, he did and we lived happily ever after.
#1723
Posted: 5/22/07 at 10:51am
is he also an ex?
XING
PED
PED
#1724
Posted: 5/22/07 at 10:52am
Is anyone surprised by that story?
Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders and absurdities no doubt crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; begin it well and serenely and with too high a spirit to be enbered with your old nonsense. ~ Emerson
#1725
Posted: 5/22/07 at 11:25am
buenos días adultos.
Quiet bunch today. Must be all the cop talk.
Quiet bunch today. Must be all the cop talk.
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Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. - Randy Pausch
Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. - Randy Pausch
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