Can The Adults Please Smoke? Saucy Sixteen — Page 101

*the cows bring in happy day after girly's birthday cake*

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Pancakes, anyone?

*raises hand* Can you add bananas to mine please...I like the bananas cooked in the pancakes...thanks doll.

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1. ARIES - The Liar

(the Ram - 21 March – 19 April)
* Outgoing.
* Lovable.
* Spontaneous.
* Not one to mess with.
* Funny.
* EXCELLENT kisser.
* EXTREMELY adorable.
* Loves relationships.
* Addictive.
* Loud.
16 years of bad luck if you do not forward.



2.TAURUS - The Tramp

(the Bull - 20 April – 20 May)
* Aggressive.
* Loves being in long relationships.
* Likes to give a good fight for what they want.
* Extremely outgoing.
* Loves to help people in times of need.
* GOOD kisser.
* GOOD personality.
* Stubborn but a caring person.
* One of a kind.
* Not one to mess with.
* Usually are the most attractive people.
15 years of bad luck if you do not forward.



3.GEMINI - Irresistible

(the Twins - 21 May – 21 June)
* Nice.
* Love is one of a kind.
* Great listener.
* Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you out.
* Trustworthy.
* Always happy.
* Loud.
* Talkative.
* Outgoing.
* VERY Forgiving.
* Loves to make friends.
* Has a beautiful smile.
* Generous.
* Strong.
* The Irresistible one.
9 years of bad luck if you do not forward.



4.CANCER - The Cutie

(the Crab - 22 June – 22 July)
* Most AMAZING kisser...Very high appeal.
* Love is one of a kind.
* Very romantic.
* Most caring person you will ever meet!
* Very creative.
* Extremely random and proud of it.
* Freak.
* Spontaneous.
* Great at telling stories.
* Not a fighter, but will knock your lights out if it comes down to it.
* Someone you should hold on to.
12 years of bad luck if you do not forward.



5.LEO - The Lion

(the Lion - 23 July - 22 August)
* Great talker.
* Attractive and passionate.
* Laid back.
* Knows how to have fun.
* Is really good at almost anything.
* GREAT kisser.
* Unpredictable.
* Outgoing.
* Down to earth.
* Addictive.
* Attractive.
* Loud.
* Loves being in long relationships.
* Talkative.
* Not one to mess with.
* Rare to find.
* Good when found.
7 years of bad luck if you do not forward.



6.VIRGO - The One that Waits

(the Virgin - 23 August – 22 September)
* Dominant in relationships.
* Someone loves them right now.
* Always wants the last word.
* Caring.
* Smart.
* Loud.
* Loyal.
* Easy to talk to.
* Everything you ever wanted.
* Easy to please.
* The one and only.
7 years of bad luck if you do not forward.


7.LIBRA - The Lame One

(the Balance - 23 September – 23 October)
* Nice to everyone they meet.
* Their Love is one of a kind.
* Silly, fun and sweet.
* Have own unique appeal.
* Most caring person you will ever meet!
* However not the kind of person you want to mess with...you might end up crying.
9 years of bad luck if you do not forward.



8.SCORPIO - The Addict

(the Scorpion - 24 October – 21 November)
* EXTREMELY adorable.
* Intelligent.
* Loves to joke.
* Very good sense of humor.
* Energetic.
* GOOD kisser.
* Always get what they want.
* Attractive.
* Easy going.
* Loves being in long relationships.
* Talkative.
* Romantic.
* Caring.
4 years of bad luck if you do not forward.



9.SAGITTARIUS - The Promiscuous One

(the Archer - 22 November – 21 December)
* Spontaneous.
* High appeal.
* Rare to find.
* Great when found.
* Loves being in long relationships.
* So much love to give.
* Not one to mess with.
* Very attractive.
* Very romantic.
* Nice to everyone they meet.
* Their Love is one of a kind.
* Silly, fun and sweet.
* Have their own unique appeal.
* Most caring person you will ever meet!
* Not the kind of person you wanna mess with because you might end up crying.
4 years of bad luck if you do not forward.



10.CAPRICORN - The Passionate Lover

(the Goat - 22 December – 19 January)
* Love to bust.
* Nice.
* Sassy.
* Intelligent.
* Sexy.
* Irresistible.
* Loves being in long relationships.
* Great talker.
* Always gets what he or she wants.
* Cool.
* Loves to own Gemini's in sports.
* E xtremely fun.
* Loves to joke.
* Smart.
24 years of bad luck if you do not forward.



11.AQUARIUS - Does It In The Water

(the Water Bearer - 20 January – 18 February)
* Trustworthy.
* Attractive.
* GREAT kisser.
* One of a kind.
* Loves being in long-term relationships.
* Extremely energetic.
* Unpredictable.
* Will exceed your expectations.
* Not a Fighter, but will knock your lights out if it comes down to it.
2 years of bad luck if you do not forward.



12.PISCES - The Partner for Life

(the Fishes - 19 February – 20 March)
* Caring and kind.
* Smart.
* Center of attention.
* High appeal.
* Has the last word.
* Good to find, hard to keep.
* Fun to be around.
* Extremely weird but in a good way.
* Good Sense of Humor!!!
* Thoughtful.
* Always gets what he or she wants.
* Loves to joke.
* Very popular.
* Silly, fun and sweet.
5 years of bad luck if you do not forward

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morning dears. i love being Aries. hey according to boobs- what's not to love?

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at least YOUR birthday is on the chart, i don't see february 31st on there anywhere!

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I was wondering about the drama too, Shamey. Behind in reading threads. Not sure if it even still exists.

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Yawn on the drama, someone pass the syrup please.

Good morning everyone. I do hope you are all well and unmelted so far.

May I take one minute to point out an article in today's New York Times. It has some nice things to say about our Nat's pitcher Mike Bacsik. My grand-nephew is a baseball nut and I can only hope that if he decides to emulate a major league ballplayer, he looks to someone like Bacsik and NOT Bonds!


NY Times

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Amen to the article and your sentiments Mamie!

As to last night's "drama" - not a big deal. Bunch of high school stuff.

Awww thanks, Moony!

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I've got a huge hangover. You do not want me to cook.

gasp!

**covers mamie's eyes**

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