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#4101

The International House of Framily -- Humping Day!

Our little boy is four years old and quite a little man
So we spell out the words we don't want him to understand
Like T-O-Y or maybe S-U-R P-R-I-S-E
But the words we're hiding from him now
Tear the heart right out of me.

Our D-I-V-O-R-C-E; becomes final today
Me and little J-O-E will be goin' away
I love you both and it will be pure H-E double L for me
Oh, I wish that we could stop this D-I-V-O-R-C-E.

Watch him smile, he thinks it Christmas
Or his 5th Birthday
And he thinks C-U-S-O-T-D-Y spells fun or play
I spell out all the hurtin' words
And turn my head when I speak
'Cause I can't spell away this hurt
That's drippin' down my cheek.

Our D-I-V-O-R-C-E; becomes final today
Me and little J-O-E will be goin' away
I love you both and it will be pure H-E double L for me
Oh, I wish that we could stop this D-I-V-O-R-C-E

And another Tammy Wynette favorite:

I believe in fairy tales
Where knights in shinin' armour come along
You were my knight in shining armour
And you stole my heart with a song.

You gave me a castle and a princess
And I was the world's proudest queen
But then came the dragon in the bottle
And I watched as it slowly slayed the king.

And we all live happy never after
For we just put the castle up for sale
But I guess that I will always be a dreamer
'Cause I still believe in fairy tales.

Yes, I still believe in fairy tales...


#4102

The International House of Framily -- Humping Day!

OMG! I was just telling the cellmate how we serenaded Moony a couple weeks ago, and how Somms came flying in from the other room to join in.

It came up cause I've been giving a concert at my desk for the past 10 minutes and was singing When Will I See You Again. She mentioned the 'dreaded' song, and it reminded me.
I hung out with Cheyenne Jackson in his dressing room waayyyyyy before he tickled D2.

"unleash the girly"

Our fingerprints don't fade from the lives we touch.

Puppies are babies in fur coats.

Tinfoil...The Terrorizing Terminator

#4103

The International House of Framily -- Humping Day!

So what funeral home is your cell mate being waked at? We'll send flowers The International House of Framily -- Humping Day!
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson
#4107

The International House of Framily -- Humping Day!

becasue. The International House of Framily -- Humping Day!
Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)
#4108

The International House of Framily -- Humping Day!

BD, you best be nice to me. Just sayin'...


And I'm still chuckling at Boob's text to me as I was going to Port Authority on Sunday, how he just saw Cheyenne Jackson on blah, blah street.

Like a last name was needed for me to know who he was talking about!! LOL!!!

I hung out with Cheyenne Jackson in his dressing room waayyyyyy before he tickled D2.

"unleash the girly"

Our fingerprints don't fade from the lives we touch.

Puppies are babies in fur coats.

Tinfoil...The Terrorizing Terminator

Updated On: 9/28/11 at 02:09 PM

#4109

The International House of Framily -- Humping Day!

I know you would have busted my balls and said "Cheyenne who?"

Deet may have been tickled, but I was just tweeted by Cheyenne The International House of Framily -- Humping Day!
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson
#4110

The International House of Framily -- Humping Day!

You and half the gay population of the greater Metro area, Boobs.



And Girly.


The International House of Framily -- Humping Day!
Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)
#4111

The International House of Framily -- Humping Day!

Actually Deet, he answered my tweet The International House of Framily -- Humping Day!
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson
#4112

The International House of Framily -- Humping Day!

The International House of Framily -- Humping Day!
I hung out with Cheyenne Jackson in his dressing room waayyyyyy before he tickled D2.

"unleash the girly"

Our fingerprints don't fade from the lives we touch.

Puppies are babies in fur coats.

Tinfoil...The Terrorizing Terminator

#4113

The International House of Framily -- Humping Day!

Oh. That's cool, Boobs! The International House of Framily -- Humping Day!
Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)
#4115

The International House of Framily -- Humping Day!

Mugged..molested...same-same.
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson
#4116

The International House of Framily -- Humping Day!

awww, I just saw that!!!! I have a twitter account and follow a bunch of people but have never once sent a tweet or anything. I honestly don't even know how. I am usually very tech savvy but someone tried to explain the links and hashtags and all that once and seemed like too much work.

BroadwayBoobs: I'll give all of you who weren't there a hint of who took the pictures ...it rhymes with shameless

SOMMS: I knew it was Tink!
#4117

The International House of Framily -- Humping Day!

^^what Tink said^^


Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)
#4118

The International House of Framily -- Humping Day!

Yea, I don't understand a lot of it either. I just respond to tweets...even if it doesn't pertain to what they tweeted LOL
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson
#4119

The International House of Framily -- Humping Day!

I am usually very tech savvy but someone tried to explain the links and hashtags and all that once and seemed like too much work.

Ditto.

I set up an account, but don't use it. I don't get it...


I want ice cream.
And a nap.
Kindergarten was the best...


"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."
#4120

The International House of Framily -- Humping Day!

I'm in it mostly for the following. Some people are just too funny!! I've tweeted a few times, but mostly in response to someone I personally know. Which aren't that many on there.
I hung out with Cheyenne Jackson in his dressing room waayyyyyy before he tickled D2.

"unleash the girly"

Our fingerprints don't fade from the lives we touch.

Puppies are babies in fur coats.

Tinfoil...The Terrorizing Terminator

#4121

The International House of Framily -- Humping Day!

I'll have to try to figure it out.

Not that I have anything to share, but if there are interesting people to follow I could try!
"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."
#4125

The International House of Framily -- Humping Day!

I follow mostly the B'way people...Cheyenne, Idina, Taye, Hugh, Gavin, Neil Patrick,Bernadette. Kristin, Priscilla, Mormon...you get the pix.
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson
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