Can the Adults Please Smoke? Chapter 34: Good Times Galore!- Page 165

[SonofMammaMiaSam]

Posted: 9/28/11 at 11:45am

Our little boy is four years old and quite a little man
So we spell out the words we don't want him to understand
Like T-O-Y or maybe S-U-R P-R-I-S-E
But the words we're hiding from him now
Tear the heart right out of me.

Our D-I-V-O-R-C-E; becomes final today
Me and little J-O-E will be goin' away
I love you both and it will be pure H-E double L for me
Oh, I wish that we could stop this D-I-V-O-R-C-E.

Watch him smile, he thinks it Christmas
Or his 5th Birthday
And he thinks C-U-S-O-T-D-Y spells fun or play
I spell out all the hurtin' words
And turn my head when I speak
'Cause I can't spell away this hurt
That's drippin' down my cheek.

Our D-I-V-O-R-C-E; becomes final today
Me and little J-O-E will be goin' away
I love you both and it will be pure H-E double L for me
Oh, I wish that we could stop this D-I-V-O-R-C-E

And another Tammy Wynette favorite:

I believe in fairy tales
Where knights in shinin' armour come along
You were my knight in shining armour
And you stole my heart with a song.

You gave me a castle and a princess
And I was the world's proudest queen
But then came the dragon in the bottle
And I watched as it slowly slayed the king.

And we all live happy never after
For we just put the castle up for sale
But I guess that I will always be a dreamer
'Cause I still believe in fairy tales.

Yes, I still believe in fairy tales...

[bdwaygirl]

Posted: 9/28/11 at 12:14pm

OMG! I was just telling the cellmate how we serenaded Moony a couple weeks ago, and how Somms came flying in from the other room to join in.

It came up cause I've been giving a concert at my desk for the past 10 minutes and was singing When Will I See You Again. She mentioned the 'dreaded' song, and it reminded me.

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 9/28/11 at 12:43pm

So what funeral home is your cell mate being waked at? We'll send flowers

[Bluemoon]

Posted: 9/28/11 at 1:32pm

Maybe you can get a group rate at the funeral home becasue I'm coming after ALL of you.

[SonofMammaMiaSam]

Posted: 9/28/11 at 1:33pm

Services will be held at LALADODO Funeral Home.

[Bluemoon]

Posted: 9/28/11 at 2:04pm

You'll go first.

[D2]

Posted: 9/28/11 at 2:06pm

becasue.

[bdwaygirl]

Posted: 9/28/11 at 2:09pm

BD, you best be nice to me. Just sayin'...


And I'm still chuckling at Boob's text to me as I was going to Port Authority on Sunday, how he just saw Cheyenne Jackson on blah, blah street.

Like a last name was needed for me to know who he was talking about!! LOL!!!

Updated On: 9/28/11 at 02:09 PM

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 9/28/11 at 2:15pm

I know you would have busted my balls and said "Cheyenne who?"

Deet may have been tickled, but I was just tweeted by Cheyenne

[D2]

Posted: 9/28/11 at 2:17pm

You and half the gay population of the greater Metro area, Boobs.



And Girly.

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 9/28/11 at 2:28pm

Actually Deet, he answered my tweet

[bdwaygirl]

Posted: 9/28/11 at 2:30pm

[D2]

Posted: 9/28/11 at 2:33pm

Oh. That's cool, Boobs!

[SonofMammaMiaSam]

Posted: 9/28/11 at 2:37pm

He just wanted his wallet back after Boobs and the Cups mugged him on 10th Avenue.

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 9/28/11 at 2:39pm

Mugged..molested...same-same.

[MotorTink]

Posted: 9/28/11 at 2:42pm

awww, I just saw that!!!! I have a twitter account and follow a bunch of people but have never once sent a tweet or anything. I honestly don't even know how. I am usually very tech savvy but someone tried to explain the links and hashtags and all that once and seemed like too much work.

[D2]

Posted: 9/28/11 at 2:45pm

^^what Tink said^^

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 9/28/11 at 2:54pm

Yea, I don't understand a lot of it either. I just respond to tweets...even if it doesn't pertain to what they tweeted LOL

[NYadgal]

Posted: 9/28/11 at 3:09pm

I am usually very tech savvy but someone tried to explain the links and hashtags and all that once and seemed like too much work.

Ditto.

I set up an account, but don't use it. I don't get it...


I want ice cream.
And a nap.
Kindergarten was the best...

[bdwaygirl]

Posted: 9/28/11 at 3:11pm

I'm in it mostly for the following. Some people are just too funny!! I've tweeted a few times, but mostly in response to someone I personally know. Which aren't that many on there.

[NYadgal]

Posted: 9/28/11 at 3:17pm

I'll have to try to figure it out.

Not that I have anything to share, but if there are interesting people to follow I could try!

[Q]

Posted: 9/28/11 at 3:26pm

I also have an account just to follow a few folks.

I'm too shy to actually write my own.

[Bluemoon]

Posted: 9/28/11 at 3:40pm

I'm boycotting Twitter. I have no good reason, it just sounds better than 'I can't figure it out.'

[Q]

Posted: 9/28/11 at 3:43pm

I had ZERO interest in it until a blog a read highlighted Ruth Buzzi's account, and then I had to join just to follow her.

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 9/28/11 at 3:55pm

I follow mostly the B'way people...Cheyenne, Idina, Taye, Hugh, Gavin, Neil Patrick,Bernadette. Kristin, Priscilla, Mormon...you get the pix.