You can talk to my mom. Three of her kids + 2 grandkids will not be home this year for Christmas. I could have 3 around-the-world trips if her guilt trips came with miles.
Of course I jest ... I am sad I won't be home this year.
I'm not. I am home. And I'm looking forward to an "immediate family" free holiday. Just me, J2 and a few close friends.
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/28/04
I just slipped out at lunch and bought my husband a beautiful chair.
On his credit card.
I love the holidays.
Just one more example of why Moony is my role model.
Although, I'm still not sure about that whole marriage thing.
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/28/04
And in return, I just bought myself a trip to New York City.
On his credit card.
Hope he doesn't want this thing back anytime soon.
Moony ... can I borrow that card for a day or so?
Isn't that what he gave you last year? The man has no creativity. Paris ... April!
That's a good credit card!
Why does my 'To Do' list keep getting longer?
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/28/04
ADDY!!!!!!
DD, the card is all yours after I make a few online purchases. If there's any unused credit left, you can have it.
But there won't be.
Moony, you took his thing too?
Good girl!
Now see, that's what I want ... the right to legally commit credit card theft in 50 states and the District of Columbia.
You'd still probably have to commit, SOMMS, in order to take advantage of that.
I can commit, if I get free stuff. Geez, I'm becoming Shira.
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/28/04
And I stand by your fight to gain the right to marital loot, SOMMS.
And alimony, too, if it doesn't work out.
Which, knowing you....
I forgot about the alimony. SOMMS, you'd have it made.
If that's retroactive, we're all set for life!
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/28/04
I have a feeling that if SOMMS were the one to pay out alimony, there'd be fewer ex's. More bodies, maybe, but fewer ex's.
Where did Ms. Addy wander off to?
SOMMS is smart - he'd no doubt make sure he's the one getting the alimony.
Why do you think I love Boob's so much, his curly hair?
I thought it was his gravy.
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/28/04
He's putting his estate in his dogs names. Smart dogs. Smart, lucky dogs.
Moony ... as long as there's enough for a plane ticket for Seattle to the east coast, I'm happy.
Addy!!!
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/28/04
You may have to settle for a bus ticket to Des Moines.
erm ... yeah ... I think I'll just buy the iPod then.
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
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