Can the Adults Please Smoke - SASSY SIX!- Page 159

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 6/6/06 at 3:37pm

That won't necessarily protect you from the bird flu, dear.

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 6/6/06 at 3:38pm

Oh..I thought we were talking about the chickens. Sorry.

[harris007]

Posted: 6/6/06 at 3:42pm

hmmmmmm

think i really will hit disney sat night i miss my downtown disney

[cheezedoodle]

Posted: 6/6/06 at 3:45pm

Just keep the cows off the Matterhorn. You remember what a mess that was last time - especially when Tinkerbell flew out. I don't think her outfit is ever going to be spotless again.

[harris007]

Posted: 6/6/06 at 3:47pm

they dont like disney, they love universal

Updated On: 6/6/06 at 03:47 PM

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 6/6/06 at 3:55pm

Harris "they're" NOT "their"..now you can't go to Disney until you have that straight...got it pal?

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 6/6/06 at 3:56pm

Talk about a losing battle...

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 6/6/06 at 4:00pm

Darling we must try and educate..never give up the fight.

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 6/6/06 at 4:01pm

Okay, besides sending out about a dozen resumes on my own today, I've now put my temp agency on the lookout for a permanent job for me.

Guess I've made the decision.

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 6/6/06 at 4:06pm

*crickets*

[cheezedoodle]

Posted: 6/6/06 at 4:12pm

Sorry Rath - had to step away for a mo. (no - not THAT kind of MO!). Just remeber - just because you are choosing to live better does not mean you have to stop persuing something in the arts. Maybe it's like love, you know - when you look so hard for it it's never around, then you stop and poof! It's everywhere.

That's from my Pollyanna chronicles. $12.95 in paperback from Amazon. But seriously - I do a lot of performing for charity, and every now and again I get offers that I could take up. Oddly - it seems to be enough for me right now.

You never know - maybe something will present itself one day and you will be able to say "sorry" to your 9 to 5 after all.

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 6/6/06 at 4:13pm

Why can't we have it ALL?????

[cheezedoodle]

Posted: 6/6/06 at 4:14pm

Because then we would be Republicans...and NO ONE wants that!

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 6/6/06 at 4:15pm

They don't have it all either. I bet some of them don't like their jobs.

[brdlwyr]

Posted: 6/6/06 at 4:16pm

I sing some weekends and that keeps my creative juices flowing. I wish my wife would focus on her career. The kids are in school and she does have time in the day. (She is at an audition right now).

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 6/6/06 at 4:18pm

I should have married a lawyer!

[kissmycookie]

Posted: 6/6/06 at 4:20pm

Hey jungle!

Good luck to her, B!

[brdlwyr]

Posted: 6/6/06 at 4:23pm

She worked while I was in law school and also for the first few years even with the first kid.

We are having a date night, the kids are at a sleep over!

[kissmycookie]

Posted: 6/6/06 at 4:25pm

Romantic! What's the plan? The PG-13 version...

[brdlwyr]

Posted: 6/6/06 at 4:28pm

She wants a cosmo, so a bar rather than the club, then dinner.

(I must make a married man joke.) - But we already had sex this month, so it will be Rated G!
Updated On: 6/6/06 at 04:28 PM

[cheezedoodle]

Posted: 6/6/06 at 4:28pm

You can still marry a lawyer Rath...also, with a better paycheck just think - you can visit Beavercheese country! I mean - you already have a place to stay!

Someone just sent this to me - had to share!

A man who just died is delivered to the mortuary wearing an expensive,

expertly tailored black suit. The mortician asks the deceased's wife how she

would like the body dressed. He points out that the man does look good in

the black suit he is already wearing.

The widow, however, says that she always thought her husband looked his best

in blue, and that she wants him in a blue suit. She gives the mortician a

blank check and says, "I don't care what it costs, but please have my

husband in a blue suit for the viewing."

The woman returns the next day for the wake. To her delight, she finds her

husband dressed in a gorgeous blue suit with a subtle chalk stripe; the suit

fits him perfectly. She says to the mortician, "Whatever this cost, I'm very

satisfied. You did an excellent job and I'm very grateful. How much did it cost?

To her astonishment, the mortician presents her with the blank check.

"There's no charge," he says "No, really, I must compensate you for the

cost of that exquisite blue suit!" she says. "Honestly, ma'am," the

mortician says, "It cost nothing.

You see, a deceased gentleman of about your husband's size was brought in

shortly after you left yesterday, and he was wearing an attractive blue suit.

I asked his wife if she minded him going to his grave wearing a black suit instead,

and she said it made no difference as long as he looked nice.

So I switched the heads."

Updated On: 6/6/06 at 04:28 PM

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 6/6/06 at 4:31pm

So true!

[beacon1]

Posted: 6/6/06 at 5:57pm

brdlwyr...

You totally crack me up!

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 6/6/06 at 7:13pm

CHEEZE!!!! That's hilarious.

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 6/6/06 at 7:17pm

brd's lucky he had sex this month. I may get arrested in Singapore at the airport for that.