Can the HUSSYS please bitch? — Page 17

#401

re: Can the HUSSYS please bitch?

Posted: 10/26/04 at 4:50am

i cant fvcking get any sleep sh!t. my fvcking work schedule (i work nights) throws me off. when i have a day off i purposely stay up late which for me is (12 or one in the afternoon) so i feel i didn't miss a day. then i take a "power nap" for about 2-3 hours and get up again to do my thing. last nite i fell out at 7pm and woke up at 12 am. went back to sleep at 1 am. woke up again at 4 am. now i'm up, i can't get back to sleep, i'm on this board when i'd rather have my baby over here so i could get my groove on....how the fvck is that for a BITCH?!!!!

Updated On: 10/26/04 at 04:50 AM

#402

re: Can the HUSSYS please bitch?

Posted: 10/26/04 at 1:49pm

Fabulous Bith Marquie. I also couldn't sleep last night. But for other reasons. My uncle passed away last Thursday and I was not told till last night.

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#403

re: Can the HUSSYS please bitch?

Posted: 10/26/04 at 1:50pm

Oh my, Dame. You have every reason to bitch. Ingrates.

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#404

re: Can the HUSSYS please bitch?

Posted: 10/26/04 at 1:57pm

Sorry to hear about you Uncle Dame.

I don't sleep because there's an Italian Witch that sleeps in the room next to me and every time I lower her telelvision volume she makes it louder when I walk away. Any ideas Hussy's what I can do???

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#405

re: Can the HUSSYS please bitch?

Posted: 10/26/04 at 1:58pm

What works for Italian witches? Can't be garlic...stake through the heart? Pouring water on her?

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#406

re: Can the HUSSYS please bitch?

Posted: 10/26/04 at 1:59pm

hide the remote? Or tape the volume button?

#407

re: Can the HUSSYS please bitch?

Posted: 10/26/04 at 2:03pm

Rath...tried all those already to no avail.

Cookie... she can't use a remote and even when I say it doesn't go any louder she just keeps pushing the button and tells me that I don't know what I'm talking about.

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"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

#408

re: Can the HUSSYS please bitch?

Posted: 10/26/04 at 2:06pm

Sign her up for Sunny Acres. Then see how loud she dares to keep the TV.

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#409

re: Can the HUSSYS please bitch?

Posted: 10/26/04 at 2:07pm

I'm trying Rath. Waiting for the doctor to get back to me.

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"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

#410

re: Can the HUSSYS please bitch?

Posted: 10/26/04 at 2:08pm

Damn doctors and their "oaths."

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#411

re: Can the HUSSYS please bitch?

Posted: 10/26/04 at 2:12pm

get her headphones for her TV. Now is she a roommate or a someone in the unit next to you? because if she is not a roommate I believe after 11 pm most cities have a noise city ordinance and you can have her fined.

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#412

re: Can the HUSSYS please bitch?

Posted: 10/26/04 at 2:12pm

It's his grandmother, Dame. Evil spawn of the devil.

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#413

re: Can the HUSSYS please bitch?

Posted: 10/26/04 at 2:14pm

WOW! In that case... MEDICATE HER!

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#414

re: Can the HUSSYS please bitch?

Posted: 10/26/04 at 2:15pm

Hypocricy.

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#415

re: Can the HUSSYS please bitch?

Posted: 10/26/04 at 2:16pm

Oh Dame believe me it's not easy. The doctor gave me medication for her and everytime I slip it in her food somehow she knows and won't eat it.

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"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

#416

re: Can the HUSSYS please bitch?

Posted: 10/26/04 at 2:16pm

Can't you inject her while she sleeps?

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#417

re: Can the HUSSYS please bitch?

Posted: 10/26/04 at 2:18pm

Maybe if you wear her out early.

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#418

re: Can the HUSSYS please bitch?

Posted: 10/26/04 at 2:18pm

Oh Rath..if only.

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"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

#419

re: Can the HUSSYS please bitch?

Posted: 10/26/04 at 2:19pm

How about a Mojito?

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#420

re: Can the HUSSYS please bitch?

Posted: 10/26/04 at 2:21pm

Yes! An arsenic mojito!!

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#421

re: Can the HUSSYS please bitch?

Posted: 10/26/04 at 2:23pm

I bet she would like it too.

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#422

re: Can the HUSSYS please bitch?

Posted: 10/26/04 at 2:26pm

Hi Iris...long time no see sweetie. How was the cruise?

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"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

#423

re: Can the HUSSYS please bitch?

Posted: 10/26/04 at 2:30pm

boobs;
The cruise was wonderful. I had a blast. Met some great people. I loved Mexico. All but Acapulco. ( it was just too impoverished and to many kids selling Chicklets). The ship was amazing and the entertainment fabulous. Margaret Cho rocked. I fell in love. At least once a day

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#424

re: Can the HUSSYS please bitch?

Posted: 10/26/04 at 2:30pm

I heard you were the ships hussy.

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#425

re: Can the HUSSYS please bitch?

Posted: 10/26/04 at 2:34pm

Sounds very nice Iris...I'm glad you had fun. So Dame...she was a Hussy amongst Seamen ?

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"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson