i cant fvcking get any sleep sh!t. my fvcking work schedule (i work nights) throws me off. when i have a day off i purposely stay up late which for me is (12 or one in the afternoon) so i feel i didn't miss a day. then i take a "power nap" for about 2-3 hours and get up again to do my thing. last nite i fell out at 7pm and woke up at 12 am. went back to sleep at 1 am. woke up again at 4 am. now i'm up, i can't get back to sleep, i'm on this board when i'd rather have my baby over here so i could get my groove on....how the fvck is that for a BITCH?!!!! Updated On: 10/26/04 at 04:50 AM
Fabulous Bith Marquie. I also couldn't sleep last night. But for other reasons. My uncle passed away last Thursday and I was not told till last night.
Oh my, Dame. You have every reason to bitch. Ingrates.
Sorry to hear about you Uncle Dame.
I don't sleep because there's an Italian Witch that sleeps in the room next to me and every time I lower her telelvision volume she makes it louder when I walk away. Any ideas Hussy's what I can do???
What works for Italian witches? Can't be garlic...stake through the heart? Pouring water on her?
hide the remote? Or tape the volume button?
Rath...tried all those already to no avail.
Cookie... she can't use a remote and even when I say it doesn't go any louder she just keeps pushing the button and tells me that I don't know what I'm talking about.
Sign her up for Sunny Acres. Then see how loud she dares to keep the TV.
I'm trying Rath. Waiting for the doctor to get back to me.
Damn doctors and their "oaths."
get her headphones for her TV. Now is she a roommate or a someone in the unit next to you? because if she is not a roommate I believe after 11 pm most cities have a noise city ordinance and you can have her fined.
It's his grandmother, Dame. Evil spawn of the devil.
WOW! In that case... MEDICATE HER!
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/11/03
Hypocricy.
Oh Dame believe me it's not easy. The doctor gave me medication for her and everytime I slip it in her food somehow she knows and won't eat it.
Can't you inject her while she sleeps?
Maybe if you wear her out early.
Oh Rath..if only.
How about a Mojito?
Yes! An arsenic mojito!!
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/9/04
I bet she would like it too.
Hi Iris...long time no see sweetie. How was the cruise?
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/9/04
boobs;
The cruise was wonderful. I had a blast. Met some great people. I loved Mexico. All but Acapulco. ( it was just too impoverished and to many kids selling Chicklets). The ship was amazing and the entertainment fabulous. Margaret Cho rocked. I fell in love. At least once a day
I heard you were the ships hussy.
Sounds very nice Iris...I'm glad you had fun. So Dame...she was a Hussy amongst Seamen ?
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