And it's not even Thanksgiving!
Wait - WHAT??? We need details!
Bobby -- welcome home -- have missed you something awful....hope you got some "fun" time in the desert
Bobby..maybe it was just a friendly run the brother over thing. Maybe she loves you so much and wanted you to be her hood ornament.
am I sensing a new version of our classic camp film...Whatever Happened to Bobby457?
Its crazy....Im amazed it all happened. I saw my sister a total of 15 minutes while I was there. she made a comment that she and my mother have gotten closer in the last couple of years, but I wouldnt know that since Im never around. I said "Oh you wanna go down that road...LETS GO! She jumped up and called me a sorry SOB and a M*ther F*#ker and that she never wanted to see me again....ran out of the resturant and and I went after her. I got in the door and she put the truck in reverse and the door knocked me down!
one word for her THERAPY!!!!
Just don't let her serve dinner if the parakeet goes missing.
Bobby, want don't you buy her a dog...we know how much dogs love her...well the taste of her anyway.
oh my Bobby -- please don't plan another trip for a LONG time....
trust me....there is NO friggin way Im going out to AZ for anything....Everyone is being written out of the will as we speak! and I aint kiddin!
Bobby darling...do you need the correct spelling of my name???
Well, dear, we can be your family. I don't own a truck, so no worries there ...
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
Bobby - it's such a shame, because Arizona is so beautiful. If you want, the next time I'm there, I could take them on a little road trip to the Grand Canyon and introduce them to a very special form of sky diving. And then it would be all safe for you to go and enjoy yourself in the sunshine and open air
Wow!!!
Don't forget my family Bobby. They cover up their tracks rather well...LOL !!!
hehe....DG....I had already thought of that...had the Grand Canyon not been 3 hours from me. I would have considered it...but since Satan...um I mean my sister was in a rage fit....I couldnt get her into the restraints fast enough and so therefore I left.
Bobby, stay here where you are loved and appreciated.
Thanks y'all....Its nice to have a little circle of friends to vent to!
Thanks for your well wishes...I REALLY do appreciate it!
On a recent visit to our veterinarian to get shots for our cat I found this recipe on the waiting room bulletin board. I obtained a copy from the office staff so that I could make it.The picture above shows the way the cake should come out when you're done.
CAKE INGREDIENTS
1 box spice or German chocolate cake mix
1 box of white cake mix
1 package white sandwich cookies
1 large package vanilla instant pudding mix
A few drops green food coloring
12 small Tootsie Rolls or equivalent
SERVING "DISHES AND UTENSILS"
1 NEW cat-litter box
1 NEW cat-litter box liner
1 NEW pooper scooper
Prepare and bake cake mixes, according to directions, in any size pan.
Prepare pudding and chill.
Crumble cookies in small batches in blender or food processor.
Add a few drops of green food coloring to 1 cup of cookie crumbs.
Mix with a fork or shake in a jar. Set aside.
When cakes are at room temperature, crumble them into a large bowl. Toss
with half of the remaining cookie crumbs and enough pudding to make
the mixture moist but not soggy. Place liner in litter box and pour
in mixture.
Unwrap 3 Tootsie Rolls and heat in a microwave until soft and pliable.
Shape the blunt ends into slightly curved points. Repeat with three
more rolls. Bury the rolls decoratively in the cake mixture. Sprinkle
remaining white cookie crumbs over the mixture, then scatter green
crumbs lightly over top.
Heat 5 more Tootsie Rolls until almost melted. Scrape them on top of the
cake and sprinkle with crumbs from the litter box. Heat the remaining
Tootsie Roll until pliable and hang it over the edge of the box. Place
box on a sheet of newspaper and serve with scooper.
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/18/03
oh MY GOD! my 'mother' made this cake. It is disturbing!
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
Boobs - I'm too late, you've already lost your mind
I'm now off to spend the day at the DMV getting my driver's license renewed. I'll have 'I, Lucifer' with me to pass the time - and will probably finish it, knowing the DMV here. There's something deliciously appropriate in reading about the devil while in a government office.
Me too Undi. !!!!
Sorry for the dup! Updated On: 9/7/04 at 12:56 PM
So, DG and Undiscovered, it's your birthday? Boobs, throw some candles in that cake you're going to bake! Updated On: 9/7/04 at 12:56 PM
Candles are all ready SOMMS.
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