I'm not cheap, but it is well worth it! If they need to adore you, I'll Christian Dior you, dear.
You're hired!
Which one can you use Nyadgal??? Personal secretary or shopper???
Boobs- we come as a pair, don't you think? What's one without the other, really?
both, actually...
Maybe I should accept John's proposal and become a stay at home wife...I don't know why I've been resisting all these years! Do you think he'd agree to let me stay in New York? hmmmm....this might be a solution.
True BT..sorry Nyadgal...you must hire us both. Think of us as siamese twins. We do get separate salaries though.
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I'm afraid the only thing I could offer you NYadgal is complete devotion to your every whim - and protection from anything you fear.
Not siamese twins - one of you on either side of me.
DG - you have just described the perfect friend. And that you already are.
Kind of like Hugh and Matt the other day with Barbara Walters, Nyadgal????
Kind of like that, boobs. Exactly!
Oh boobs - that was not very nice. I had just stopped thinking of Hugh and Matt. There go all of my afternoon meetings. They will be saying things to me, but I will be playing that scene over and over in my head...
Sorry BT, but most meeting you need images like that to get you through.
They are KILLING me here at the office today! So in the past hour I missed all the planning. So Prince Albert is in the can? (I could not resist!) and everyone has April birthdays. So many cards to buy! And job offers are flying in! And then there's HUGH! My, my.
speaking of meetings - gotta fly.
There is a line forming outside my office...guess it's time to start working!
(oh, and DG - I was very kind to the kid I was interviewing...no point in terrifing them so young.)
NOT everyones Birthday is in April SOMMS...mine is in June.
Note to self ... Bake cake and pop out of it naked on Boobs front porch in June.
Now SOMMS I don't have to wish for that again... thanks !!!
Undi., you would know that..because????
July b-day here -- but if we are all going to Italy we can be like Lucy Ricardo -- it'sa her birthday too!
KMF...Cancer or Leo ???
Cancer -- born on the 12th
I'm a fellow Cancerian..June 28th here.
Hooray! I will admit, I am not a big followers of "signs" and what personalities fall under each, but I do love my home, so I am a true cancer!
Me too KMF. I love to always be close to home.
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