NYadgal...you just don't know how much I am enjoying this. I have to keep her on her toes.
The other night we had Broadway night and I painted her all green and told her she was playing Elphaba from "Wicked" and that she was gonna lip sync "Dyfing Gravity"...I then told her to stand on the fork lift I brought into my living room...I couldn't stop it fast enough and she banged her head on the ceiling...she slept well that night I'll tell you.
puter trouble
edit...double post..ugh.
OMG - I hope Michael isn't getting frightened... Seeing his future with you when you're both old and grey!
I have one of those Baby Grand pianos that plays itself. So if she really aggravates me I tell her I'm going out, then I sneak back in and turn the piano on and hide. I convinced her that there is a ghost in the house but it's very friendly and won't hurt you. This way when I want to go out and she says she doesn't wanna be left alone...I tell her, you're never alone. I ask her if she liked me to ask the ghost to play something for her on the piano.
OMG, Boobs - no WONDER she's getting dementia! You're screwing with her!!!
LEAVE GRANDMA ALONE!!!
Boo-Hoo....Nyadgal yelled at me.
Awwww, boobs - I didn't mean to yell at you...come here and let me give you a hug.
Well, actually not a hug, because that would hurt... (There will be no physical contact for a while!) I'm sending you air kisses.
Now, stop screwing with Grandma!
Thanks NYadgal. I need to keep her going though. Otherwise she would be bored and die.
HEY!! Be gentle with my boy, adgal!
ok - as long as it's entertainment...then have all the fun with Grandma that you want!! Grandma is lucky to have you! xx
Rath., I was wondering where you were...I forgot you ran away from Grandma. Nyadgal is just trying to make me sweet, but I know what I'm doing. I've known this woman for 44 years, I know how to handle her. Plus, I need to laugh a little. xoxo
This is great - it's so QUIET in the office this afternoon, with so many people leaving for the Holiday!
Since they were all so needy this morning, it's nice to be left alone! I can actually get some work done!
Hey Nyadgal...how are you feeling now???
I'm here - remember, I asked you to install a webcam...that wasn't too long ago.
Boobs, you are too much. Poor grandma.
I'll have to remember some of these tricks so i can use them when mom gets older and starts to annoy me more than she does now.
Anyway, I just popped in to thank you all for the feedback on teh webiste. Between the suggestions I got here from some of your pm's and posts and what I got from other friends, I have some idaes on how to improve it visually (we ain't gonna mention the typos, of which there are many due to my bad typing).
Dgrant, the outsider art thing actually does mean an artist who is on the outside. It's a term in art that started from the Art Brut movement and refers to artists with no formal training who do not always follow the rules of composition and structure. It's wht folk artists do. A painting free of rules in wich the artist paints more from what he/she feels.
Now, back to work on the website. I know that if I spend too much time with this nutty group, I won't get a thing accomplished today.
Orion - it's hard to be disciplined at work with all this fun going on!
Boobs - I feel groovy.
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
NY - if all those people are able to leave the office, why can't you? It would seem to me you'ld be justified . . .
I'm not Jewish.
I wouldn't want one of my Jewish colleagues to miss leaving early because I wanted a nap.
I'll leave a little early because I have to go by the police station - but I'm doing fine. Just turning many shades of ugly.
edit - sorry double post. computer trouble...
edit - sorry again... this computer is so annoying today! maybe it's a sign I should get off this board....
Sorry Rath., I'm having problems with this damnn site today. I typed something and I guess it didn't go..UGH !!!!!!!
I'll try and set up the web cam tonight. The great part is I won't have to hide it because she'll just think it's a radio.
I was on the computer the other night IMing my brother and she asked what I was doing, so I said I'm talking to my baby brother, so she starts yelling at the computer....ANTHONY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING??? WHEN ARE YOU COMING TO VISIT??? I couldn't even explain to her how it worked. I just typed what she was yelling and answered for him. I almost pee'd my pants from laughing though.
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
NY - that sounds like compassion and understanding of your fellow human beings - how DARE you in corporate America!
Any chance you'll get to see John soon?
I'll see John on Saturday.
He's flying back from Prague tomorrow, and then I'm flying to LA on Saturday. He's joining me for all the Emmy festivities.
Stitches and bruises...should be a real hoot of a reunion!
I've been trying to figure out what to wear to the Emmy's - what would go nicely with a black eye and bruises - and Matt_G sent me the funniest PM saying I should talk to Courtney Love. She's had lots of experience. I almost fell out of my chair laughing!
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
maybe you could start a fashion trend - don't laugh, I've seen worse through the years!
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