Can the adults please smoke?- Page 831
Can the adults please smoke?
#20750Back to Smoking..........
Posted: 11/19/04 at 11:49amOkay - I'll clarify. It's difficult for us LESBIANS to find each other. I don't play softball.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
kissmycookie
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/21/04
#20752Back to Smoking..........
Posted: 11/19/04 at 11:51am
Rath -- the next questions is -- How's your baked ziti???
Never been to a party when the lesbians didn't make/bring a tray...
"Sir K, the Viscount of Uppity-shire...." -- kissmycookie
Fair 2 Middlin
Broadway Star Joined: 8/9/04
#20753Back to Smoking..........
Posted: 11/19/04 at 11:52am
Rath doesn't want me at the party.
*hangs head, walks back to cliff while tying string around finger*
Thank you so much Fair. You are such a "Bewitching" HUSSY! -(DAME 12/2)
#20754Back to Smoking..........
Posted: 11/19/04 at 11:52amI don't like those parties. I like fancy dinner or cocktail parties.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
Updated On: 11/19/04 at 11:52 AM
#20755Back to Smoking..........
Posted: 11/19/04 at 11:53amFair...bring your Beaver to the party and Rath won't complain.
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
Fair 2 Middlin
Broadway Star Joined: 8/9/04
#20756Back to Smoking..........
Posted: 11/19/04 at 11:54amRath doesn't love me anymore.
Thank you so much Fair. You are such a "Bewitching" HUSSY! -(DAME 12/2)
#20757Back to Smoking..........
Posted: 11/19/04 at 11:54amI get invited to my friend Mindy and her partner's holiday party every year Rath. Fifty lesbians, me and Mindy's attached gay brother. Can you move to Delaware?
#20758Back to Smoking..........
Posted: 11/19/04 at 11:55amUndi may I be invited as well? ***alredy feeling sad and rejected***
"All I ask of you is one thing: please don't be cynical. I hate cynicism -- it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen."
Conan O'Brien
#20759Back to Smoking..........
Posted: 11/19/04 at 11:55am
Pips. No spreadsheet. This test is all practical application. I administer it personally.
#20760Back to Smoking..........
Posted: 11/19/04 at 11:55amIs that how they came up with Dyke because of the whole beaver, dam thing???
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
#20761Back to Smoking..........
Posted: 11/19/04 at 11:56am
oh SOMMS -- the image in my head...I'm so sorry for you! Start drinking BEFORE you get there! 
"Sir K, the Viscount of Uppity-shire...." -- kissmycookie
#20762Back to Smoking..........
Posted: 11/19/04 at 11:56amI just want a fabulous, loving and lovable rich g/f. Is that so much to ask??
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#20763Back to Smoking..........
Posted: 11/19/04 at 11:57amI'm busy taking notes, Boy Master... I assume that watching would be part of my training requirements??
#20764Back to Smoking..........
Posted: 11/19/04 at 11:59am*sings plaintively* "Who will love me as I am?"
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#20765Back to Smoking..........
Posted: 11/19/04 at 11:59am
Watching and assisting. Required.
Actually, a lesbian dinner party sounds fun but I'm quite fascinated by girl-on-girl.
#20766Back to Smoking..........
Posted: 11/19/04 at 12:02pmBway -- please tell me you are not going straight on us -- isn't that the striaght man fantasy of all time????
"Sir K, the Viscount of Uppity-shire...." -- kissmycookie
kissmycookie
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/21/04
#20767Back to Smoking..........
Posted: 11/19/04 at 12:02pmhow else will Pip get first hand experience?
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Posted: 11/19/04 at 12:03pm
Thanks Undi! I am feeling a little better now. I'll bring a cookie platter.
"All I ask of you is one thing: please don't be cynical. I hate cynicism -- it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen."
Conan O'Brien
#20769Back to Smoking..........
Posted: 11/19/04 at 12:04pm
I certainly prefer to be the one giving the boys their experience.
KMF, I don't know what it is. Maybe it's vestigial heterosexuality or something but I do like the thought of two girls. 
#20770Back to Smoking..........
Posted: 11/19/04 at 12:05pmWell ok...if it's a required course...but, frankly, I'd rather assist with the boy on boy, bway...
#20771Back to Smoking..........
Posted: 11/19/04 at 12:06pmbway, I love the idea of girl on girl, but I have to be one of the girls.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#20772Back to Smoking..........
Posted: 11/19/04 at 12:08pmOk, I'm REALLY out of here, this time... Talk to everyone on Monday!!
#20773Back to Smoking..........
Posted: 11/19/04 at 12:08pm
Aww, bye, Pips.
And yes, you're introductory exam will have no girls. Don't worry.
#20774Back to Smoking..........
Posted: 11/19/04 at 12:10pmEnjoy your visit to Chi-town Pip.....
"Sir K, the Viscount of Uppity-shire...." -- kissmycookie
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