Can the adults please smoke? — Page 831

#20751

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Posted: 11/19/04 at 11:49am

Okay - I'll clarify. It's difficult for us LESBIANS to find each other. I don't play softball.

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#20752

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Posted: 11/19/04 at 11:50am

where do the fence straddlers go?

#20753

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Posted: 11/19/04 at 11:51am

Rath -- the next questions is -- How's your baked ziti???

Never been to a party when the lesbians didn't make/bring a tray...

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"Sir K, the Viscount of Uppity-shire...." -- kissmycookie

#20754

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Posted: 11/19/04 at 11:52am

Rath doesn't want me at the party.

*hangs head, walks back to cliff while tying string around finger*

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Thank you so much Fair. You are such a "Bewitching" HUSSY! -(DAME 12/2)

#20755

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Posted: 11/19/04 at 11:52am

I don't like those parties. I like fancy dinner or cocktail parties.

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

Updated On: 11/19/04 at 11:52 AM

#20756

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Posted: 11/19/04 at 11:53am

Fair...bring your Beaver to the party and Rath won't complain.

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"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

#20757

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Posted: 11/19/04 at 11:54am

Rath doesn't love me anymore.

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Thank you so much Fair. You are such a "Bewitching" HUSSY! -(DAME 12/2)

#20758

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Posted: 11/19/04 at 11:54am

I get invited to my friend Mindy and her partner's holiday party every year Rath. Fifty lesbians, me and Mindy's attached gay brother. Can you move to Delaware?

#20759

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Posted: 11/19/04 at 11:55am

Undi may I be invited as well? ***alredy feeling sad and rejected***

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"All I ask of you is one thing: please don't be cynical. I hate cynicism -- it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen." Conan O'Brien

#20760

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Posted: 11/19/04 at 11:55am

Pips. No spreadsheet. This test is all practical application. I administer it personally.

#20761

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Posted: 11/19/04 at 11:55am

Is that how they came up with Dyke because of the whole beaver, dam thing???

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"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

#20762

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Posted: 11/19/04 at 11:56am

oh SOMMS -- the image in my head...I'm so sorry for you! Start drinking BEFORE you get there!

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"Sir K, the Viscount of Uppity-shire...." -- kissmycookie

#20763

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Posted: 11/19/04 at 11:56am

I just want a fabulous, loving and lovable rich g/f. Is that so much to ask??

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#20764

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Posted: 11/19/04 at 11:57am

I'm busy taking notes, Boy Master... I assume that watching would be part of my training requirements??

#20765

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Posted: 11/19/04 at 11:59am

*sings plaintively* "Who will love me as I am?"

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#20766

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Posted: 11/19/04 at 11:59am

Watching and assisting. Required.
Actually, a lesbian dinner party sounds fun but I'm quite fascinated by girl-on-girl.

#20767

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Posted: 11/19/04 at 12:02pm

Bway -- please tell me you are not going straight on us -- isn't that the striaght man fantasy of all time????

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"Sir K, the Viscount of Uppity-shire...." -- kissmycookie

#20768

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Posted: 11/19/04 at 12:02pm

how else will Pip get first hand experience?

#20769

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Posted: 11/19/04 at 12:03pm

Thanks Undi! I am feeling a little better now. I'll bring a cookie platter.

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"All I ask of you is one thing: please don't be cynical. I hate cynicism -- it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen." Conan O'Brien

#20770

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Posted: 11/19/04 at 12:04pm

I certainly prefer to be the one giving the boys their experience.
KMF, I don't know what it is. Maybe it's vestigial heterosexuality or something but I do like the thought of two girls.

#20771

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Posted: 11/19/04 at 12:05pm

Well ok...if it's a required course...but, frankly, I'd rather assist with the boy on boy, bway...

#20772

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Posted: 11/19/04 at 12:06pm

bway, I love the idea of girl on girl, but I have to be one of the girls.

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#20773

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Posted: 11/19/04 at 12:08pm

Ok, I'm REALLY out of here, this time... Talk to everyone on Monday!!

#20774

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Posted: 11/19/04 at 12:08pm

Aww, bye, Pips.
And yes, you're introductory exam will have no girls. Don't worry.

#20775

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Posted: 11/19/04 at 12:10pm

Enjoy your visit to Chi-town Pip.....

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"Sir K, the Viscount of Uppity-shire...." -- kissmycookie