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#20776

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Have a wonderful weekend Pip..and remember..watch out for Glitzy's submarine and where he wants to hide it.
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson
#20777

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Lord, Boobs, do you have to get that euphemism into this conversation every day? Do you get a prize for it or what?
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#20778

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To repeat Matt G....
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"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson
#20779

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Bye Pip. Have a great trip!
"All I ask of you is one thing: please don't be cynical. I hate cynicism -- it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen." Conan O'Brien
#20780

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don't get blown away in the windy city, Pip! :)
#20781

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Cookie -- me thinks Pip HOPES that happens!
"Sir K, the Viscount of Uppity-shire...." -- kissmycookie
#20782

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Cookie..why did you type the words "don't" and "away" in that sentence???
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson
#20783

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Are ya kiddin', Cookie? That's the whole reason to go!
Oh, wait, you said "away." Nevermind, then.
#20784

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Hmmmm.the 3 Cancerians all seemed to say the same thing.
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson
#20785

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Oh my heavens... BB behave!
"All I ask of you is one thing: please don't be cynical. I hate cynicism -- it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen." Conan O'Brien
#20786

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because we all want Pip to eventually return to us... hence, the away...
#20787

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Mom, telling BB to behave is like telling a waterfall to flow up instead of down... Love ya, Boobs!
I sing for myself. I sing when I want, whenever I want to, just for me. I sing for my own pleasure. Do you understand that?
#20788

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BT..you know me so well darling..you know I love you too. MWAH
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson
#20789

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We'll have to see if either Pip or Glitz come back in one piece. I'll have my friends in Chicago watch the news for any reports of illicit activities...
I sing for myself. I sing when I want, whenever I want to, just for me. I sing for my own pleasure. Do you understand that?
#20790

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Okay...everyone try this...

YOUR AGE BY CHOCOLATE MATH
This is pretty neat.

DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST!

It takes less than a minute....... Work this out as you read.



Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out!
This is not one of those waste of time things, it's fun.




1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have chocolate. (more than once but less than 10)









2. Multiply this number by 2 (Just to be bold)









3. Add 5. (for Sunday)








4. Multiply it by 50 I'll wait while you get the
calculator................









5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1754....


If you haven't, add 1753 ........









6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.

You should have a three digit number ...





The first digit of this was your original number (i.e., how
many
times you want to have chocolate each week).




The next two numbers are .........









YOUR AGE! (Oh YES, it is!!!!!)







THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR (2004) IT WILL EVER WORK, SO SPREAD IT AROUND WHILE IT LASTS.






"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson
#20791

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that is freaky....
#20792

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Hey. I must have screwed up somehow because it said I'm a year younger than I am...
#20793

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Clearly your mommy lied to you.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#20794

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Ok, it worked, Boobs, but where is my chocolate??????
I sing for myself. I sing when I want, whenever I want to, just for me. I sing for my own pleasure. Do you understand that?
#20795

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Bt, your chocolate is in my bedroom. Come get it.
#20796

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Boobs - I have used that as an ice breaker for training classes, etc...it's fun!

BT -- if Bway doesn't have enough chocolate for you, you know where you can come for some more....
"Sir K, the Viscount of Uppity-shire...." -- kissmycookie
#20797

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BT...I used to be known as Willie Wonka...so you now knows who has the best chocolate.
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson
#20798

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Bway, I've already been warned about strangers with candy...

K - I am still laughing about the pig orgasms from Boobs' other post. I don't know why I thought of you though Back to Smoking..........
I sing for myself. I sing when I want, whenever I want to, just for me. I sing for my own pleasure. Do you understand that?
#20799

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Oink to all of my friends!
"Sir K, the Viscount of Uppity-shire...." -- kissmycookie
#20800

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That's it K...squeel like a pig !!!
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson
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