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Posted: 11/22/04 at 2:10pm

Of course I play nice. I just love to play

. I'm doing my best to get a name around here. So i figured the best way to do that was play with the big dawgs here in the smoking thread. i just hope I can keep up.

I got rid of my teeth at a young age because... I'm straight. Teeth are for gay people. That's why fairies come and get them

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Posted: 11/22/04 at 2:12pm

Welcome, Mr. Magnum - I personally think this thread could use a little young straight stud action - and I bet there's one or two ladies who might agree with me

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Posted: 11/22/04 at 2:16pm

Well then I will try to be all I can be around here and I hope I don't disapoint. Don't worry I'm not too shy and only bite when asked.

I got rid of my teeth at a young age because... I'm straight. Teeth are for gay people. That's why fairies come and get them

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Posted: 11/22/04 at 2:17pm

Yes...there are some girls around here looking for str...stra...strai...I can't even spell the word..men.

"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

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Posted: 11/22/04 at 2:20pm

ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

I left specific instructions for what to do when Glebb returned and they were not followed.

Spankings for all.

"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."

#21706

LMAO boobs. That was hilarious.

Ok so here is a work story. I sell Cell phones in a store that is connected to a Car audio and accesory shop. There was a little old couple waiting for their car. It got finished and the husband went back to check out his new remote car starter. After he was gone for 5 mintues his little old lady stood up and said "Where the hell is my husband?" We told her he was out back and she says. "He always forgets I'm with him. Wouldn'ty be the first time he left me somewheres, how about walking home from the VFW at 12:30 in the morning" and then she walked out back and we heard her say "I hope you enjoy your godd@mn christmas present!"

Too funny, or maybe you just had to be there cause this woman weighed no more than 95 pounds and was like 4'9"

I got rid of my teeth at a young age because... I'm straight. Teeth are for gay people. That's why fairies come and get them

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Posted: 11/22/04 at 2:22pm

Addy...I did exactly what you told me to do while I was toweling him off.

"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

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Posted: 11/22/04 at 2:22pm

Nooooo! CArl, you can't be straight! Not after using that nice photo of Johnny.
How unfair. Straight girls know (or should) to look elsewhere for boys than a Broadway message board.
Come to the other side, Carl...much more fun here.

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Posted: 11/22/04 at 2:22pm

You did NOT!

Do not try to fool Addy! I can read.

"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."

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Posted: 11/22/04 at 2:24pm

I do enjoy my team bway, but thanks for the invite. Johnny Depp has universal appeal even if I do have a bit of a man crush on him.

I got rid of my teeth at a young age because... I'm straight. Teeth are for gay people. That's why fairies come and get them

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Posted: 11/22/04 at 2:24pm

addy I've been bopping in and out all day. Who is out of order here ?

"All I ask of you is one thing: please don't be cynical. I hate cynicism -- it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen." Conan O'Brien

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Posted: 11/22/04 at 2:25pm

I don't know a straight guy who wouldn't turn for Johnny.
Doesn't everyone have their list of hot people they'd turn for?

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Posted: 11/22/04 at 2:27pm

I ask so little of you all...

"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."

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Posted: 11/22/04 at 2:28pm

I suppose. I don't know if I'd let him give me the ole whale eye. I just think I have such an admiration for his work and talent that it gets misconstrued as something else.

I got rid of my teeth at a young age because... I'm straight. Teeth are for gay people. That's why fairies come and get them

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Posted: 11/22/04 at 2:28pm

Addy, fear not, I took care of your business, just not in public. I'm your undercover angel...

I sing for myself. I sing when I want, whenever I want to, just for me. I sing for my own pleasure. Do you understand that?

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Posted: 11/22/04 at 2:28pm

Addy..I swear..as I was on my kneees drying Glebb I said I need to give you a hug and kiss from Addy and well being I'm down he I might as well do it from here. He seemed very appreciative.

"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

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Posted: 11/22/04 at 2:29pm

Glebbsy, let Boobs and Bway try toweling you off in the front and the back.

Once I towel you off where you REALLY like it, you'll be ALL mine.

Your feet.

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Posted: 11/22/04 at 2:30pm

I actually did offer to give Glebb proper hugs and kisses, Addy. Boobs started all the wet, toweling stuff. Him bad!

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Posted: 11/22/04 at 2:30pm

once upon a time, social mores wouldn't have made you feel awkward and embarrassed for having those Johnny feelings.
Ah, puritanical America. Gotta love it.
Anyone want to place bets on how long it is before the US is the only very developed country in the western hemisphere without equal rights for everyone?

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Posted: 11/22/04 at 2:33pm

Isn't it right now? I mean any country who has to create laws just to protect people of different color, creed or sexual preference isn't a country that believes in or practices civil rights or we wouldn't need the laws to being with. In a perfect society no laws would be needed to protect humans. Because thats what we all are is humans and it s sad that we have to make catagories and then have to fight to get protection.

....I think I made sense there.

I got rid of my teeth at a young age because... I'm straight. Teeth are for gay people. That's why fairies come and get them

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Posted: 11/22/04 at 2:33pm

Not one of you did as I asked. You all were welcome to give him your own hugs; which you wasted not a moment on. But none of you told him you were sending him a hug from me. I would have done it for any of you...

"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."

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Posted: 11/22/04 at 2:35pm

Sorry Addy...my mother always told me NOT to talk with a mouth full.

"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

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Posted: 11/22/04 at 2:38pm

Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear! SOOOO many people NOT getting cookies today!

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Posted: 11/22/04 at 2:38pm

Addy, something more harsher than spankings is needed here, I think. All these boys will enjoy that too much!

I hung out with Cheyenne Jackson in his dressing room waayyyyyy before he tickled D2.

"unleash the girly"

Our fingerprints don't fade from the lives we touch.

Puppies are babies in fur coats.

Tinfoil...The Terrorizing Terminator

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Posted: 11/22/04 at 2:39pm

Oh, you meant from you? Damned dyslexia ... I see you and read me.

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