Can the adults please smoke?- Page 869
Can the adults please smoke?
#21700Back to Smoking..........
Posted: 11/22/04 at 2:10pm
Of course I play nice. I just love to play 
. I'm doing my best to get a name around here. So i figured the best way to do that was play with the big dawgs here in the smoking thread. i just hope I can keep up.
I got rid of my teeth at a young age because... I'm straight. Teeth are for gay people. That's why fairies come and get them
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
#21701Back to Smoking..........
Posted: 11/22/04 at 2:12pm
Welcome, Mr. Magnum - I personally think this thread could use a little young straight stud action - and I bet there's one or two ladies who might agree with me 
#21702Back to Smoking..........
Posted: 11/22/04 at 2:16pmWell then I will try to be all I can be around here and I hope I don't disapoint. Don't worry I'm not too shy and only bite when asked.
I got rid of my teeth at a young age because... I'm straight. Teeth are for gay people. That's why fairies come and get them
#21703Back to Smoking..........
Posted: 11/22/04 at 2:17pmYes...there are some girls around here looking for str...stra...strai...I can't even spell the word..men.
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
NYadgal
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/18/04
#21704Back to Smoking..........
Posted: 11/22/04 at 2:20pm
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
I left specific instructions for what to do when Glebb returned and they were not followed.
Spankings for all.
"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."
#21705Back to Smoking..........
Posted: 11/22/04 at 2:21pm
LMAO boobs. That was hilarious.
Ok so here is a work story. I sell Cell phones in a store that is connected to a Car audio and accesory shop. There was a little old couple waiting for their car. It got finished and the husband went back to check out his new remote car starter. After he was gone for 5 mintues his little old lady stood up and said "Where the hell is my husband?" We told her he was out back and she says. "He always forgets I'm with him. Wouldn'ty be the first time he left me somewheres, how about walking home from the VFW at 12:30 in the morning" and then she walked out back and we heard her say "I hope you enjoy your godd@mn christmas present!"
Too funny, or maybe you just had to be there cause this woman weighed no more than 95 pounds and was like 4'9"
I got rid of my teeth at a young age because... I'm straight. Teeth are for gay people. That's why fairies come and get them
#21706Back to Smoking..........
Posted: 11/22/04 at 2:22pm
Addy...I did exactly what you told me to do while I was toweling him off.
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
#21707Back to Smoking..........
Posted: 11/22/04 at 2:22pm
Nooooo! CArl, you can't be straight! Not after using that nice photo of Johnny.
How unfair. Straight girls know (or should) to look elsewhere for boys than a Broadway message board.
Come to the other side, Carl...much more fun here.
NYadgal
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/18/04
#21708Back to Smoking..........
Posted: 11/22/04 at 2:22pm
You did NOT!
Do not try to fool Addy! I can read.
"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."
#21709Back to Smoking..........
Posted: 11/22/04 at 2:24pmI do enjoy my team bway, but thanks for the invite. Johnny Depp has universal appeal even if I do have a bit of a man crush on him.
I got rid of my teeth at a young age because... I'm straight. Teeth are for gay people. That's why fairies come and get them
#21710Back to Smoking..........
Posted: 11/22/04 at 2:24pmaddy I've been bopping in and out all day. Who is out of order here ?
"All I ask of you is one thing: please don't be cynical. I hate cynicism -- it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen."
Conan O'Brien
#21711Back to Smoking..........
Posted: 11/22/04 at 2:25pm
I don't know a straight guy who wouldn't turn for Johnny.
Doesn't everyone have their list of hot people they'd turn for?
NYadgal
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/18/04
#21712Back to Smoking..........
Posted: 11/22/04 at 2:27pm
I ask so little of you all...
"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."
#21713Back to Smoking..........
Posted: 11/22/04 at 2:28pmI suppose. I don't know if I'd let him give me the ole whale eye. I just think I have such an admiration for his work and talent that it gets misconstrued as something else.
I got rid of my teeth at a young age because... I'm straight. Teeth are for gay people. That's why fairies come and get them
BT
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/16/04
#21714Back to Smoking..........
Posted: 11/22/04 at 2:28pmAddy, fear not, I took care of your business, just not in public. I'm your undercover angel...
I sing for myself. I sing when I want, whenever I want to, just for me. I sing for my own pleasure. Do you understand that?
#21715Back to Smoking..........
Posted: 11/22/04 at 2:28pmAddy..I swear..as I was on my kneees drying Glebb I said I need to give you a hug and kiss from Addy and well being I'm down he I might as well do it from here. He seemed very appreciative.
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
#21716Back to Smoking..........
Posted: 11/22/04 at 2:29pm
Glebbsy, let Boobs and Bway try toweling you off in the front and the back.
Once I towel you off where you REALLY like it, you'll be ALL mine.
Your feet.
#21717Back to Smoking..........
Posted: 11/22/04 at 2:30pmI actually did offer to give Glebb proper hugs and kisses, Addy. Boobs started all the wet, toweling stuff. Him bad!
#21718Back to Smoking..........
Posted: 11/22/04 at 2:30pm
once upon a time, social mores wouldn't have made you feel awkward and embarrassed for having those Johnny feelings.
Ah, puritanical America. Gotta love it.
Anyone want to place bets on how long it is before the US is the only very developed country in the western hemisphere without equal rights for everyone?
#21719Back to Smoking..........
Posted: 11/22/04 at 2:33pm
Isn't it right now? I mean any country who has to create laws just to protect people of different color, creed or sexual preference isn't a country that believes in or practices civil rights or we wouldn't need the laws to being with. In a perfect society no laws would be needed to protect humans. Because thats what we all are is humans and it s sad that we have to make catagories and then have to fight to get protection.
....I think I made sense there.
I got rid of my teeth at a young age because... I'm straight. Teeth are for gay people. That's why fairies come and get them
NYadgal
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/18/04
#21720Back to Smoking..........
Posted: 11/22/04 at 2:33pm
Not one of you did as I asked. You all were welcome to give him your own hugs; which you wasted not a moment on. But none of you told him you were sending him a hug from me. I would have done it for any of you...
"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."
#21721Back to Smoking..........
Posted: 11/22/04 at 2:35pmSorry Addy...my mother always told me NOT to talk with a mouth full.
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
#21722Back to Smoking..........
Posted: 11/22/04 at 2:38pmOh dear, oh dear, oh dear! SOOOO many people NOT getting cookies today!
"All I ask of you is one thing: please don't be cynical. I hate cynicism -- it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen."
Conan O'Brien
#21723Back to Smoking..........
Posted: 11/22/04 at 2:38pmAddy, something more harsher than spankings is needed here, I think. All these boys will enjoy that too much!
I hung out with Cheyenne Jackson in his dressing room waayyyyyy before he tickled D2. "unleash the girly"
Our fingerprints don't fade from the lives we touch.
Puppies are babies in fur coats.
Tinfoil...The Terrorizing Terminator
#21724Back to Smoking..........
Posted: 11/22/04 at 2:39pmOh, you meant from you? Damned dyslexia ... I see you and read me.
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