Can the adults please smoke?- Page 871
Can the adults please smoke?
Joined: 12/31/69
#21750Back to Smoking..........
Posted: 11/22/04 at 3:22pm
OK, I really must go now if we're going to start talking about hot young straight men and spanking.
Have a great evening everyone!
BT
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/16/04
#21751Back to Smoking..........
Posted: 11/22/04 at 3:24pm
Carl - where do you live? I will send reinforcements. You will be punished but then rewarded with a viewing partner.
Pip, your card is on its way. In the mean time you will have to refrain from any activities that could be considered gay. No more show tunes in the car, no looking at People's sexiest man issue, no watching the Search for Americas Top Male Model - you get the picture.
I sing for myself. I sing when I want, whenever I want to, just for me. I sing for my own pleasure. Do you understand that?
kissmycookie
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/21/04
NYadgal
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/18/04
#21753Back to Smoking..........
Posted: 11/22/04 at 3:27pm
EVE'S CONVERSATION WITH GOD.........
"Lord, I have a problem."
"What's the problem, Eve?"
"I know that you created me and provided this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals, as well as that hilarious comedic snake, but I'm just not happy."
"And why is that Eve?"
"Lord, I am lonely, and I'm sick to death of apples."
"Well, Eve, in that case, I have a solution. I shall create a man for you."
"Man? What is that Lord?"
"A flawed creature, with many bad traits. He'll lie, cheat and be vain; all in all, he'll give you a hard time. But he'll be bigger, faster and will like to hunt and kill things. I'll create him in such a way that he will satisfy your physical needs. He will be witless and will revel in childish things like fighting and kicking a ball about. He won't be as smart as you, so he will also need your advice to think properly."
"Sounds great," says Eve, with ironically raised eyebrows, "but what's the catch Lord?"
"Well.....you can have him on one condition."
"And what's that Lord? "
"As I said, he'll be proud, arrogant and self-admiring..... so you'll have to let him believe that I made him first.
And it will have to be our little secret.....you know, woman to woman."
"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."
#21754Back to Smoking..........
Posted: 11/22/04 at 3:27pmSend the squad to rochester. Oh lord I'm about to be broken in.. What a way to debut on the smoking thread.
I got rid of my teeth at a young age because... I'm straight. Teeth are for gay people. That's why fairies come and get them
#21755Back to Smoking..........
Posted: 11/22/04 at 3:27pm
Night DG.
Carl isn't gay guys..so he doesn't need to see those movies, but he should anyway. Don't forget "Valley of the Dolls" if you want a true rainbow card.
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
#21756Back to Smoking..........
Posted: 11/22/04 at 3:27pmI did see Casablanca, but I didn't like it. Ditto for The Maltese Falcon.
"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian
#21757Back to Smoking..........
Posted: 11/22/04 at 3:28pmI may not have a card or a use for one but I do own copys of The Birdcage, Divine Madness and Hedwig and The Angry Inch.
I got rid of my teeth at a young age because... I'm straight. Teeth are for gay people. That's why fairies come and get them
BT
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/16/04
#21758Back to Smoking..........
Posted: 11/22/04 at 3:29pmBeaverhausen - being able to act out the Harvey Girls puts you in a class by yourself!
I sing for myself. I sing when I want, whenever I want to, just for me. I sing for my own pleasure. Do you understand that?
kissmycookie
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/21/04
#21759Back to Smoking..........
Posted: 11/22/04 at 3:30pmthat is the only way to make a debut on the adults thread....
#21760Back to Smoking..........
Posted: 11/22/04 at 3:31pm
Sounds like our Carl is standing in the middle of the street. 
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
NYadgal
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/18/04
#21761Back to Smoking..........
Posted: 11/22/04 at 3:32pm
Carl, step up on the curb, man!
I've got your back...
"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."
laactress
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/7/04
#21762Back to Smoking..........
Posted: 11/22/04 at 3:32pm*quietly enters back onto the board*
It started with a sipmle idea, collecting one paper clip for every life lost, the feelings that connect us...are greater than those that divide us!
#21763Back to Smoking..........
Posted: 11/22/04 at 3:33pm
Hey now! I just have a wide spectrum of entertainment that I like. I mean it was my father who got me hooked on Bette Midler:Live at Last.
Is it bad too that I have The Rose on DVD and the soundtrack?
Oh lord I'm really making trouble for myself.
I got rid of my teeth at a young age because... I'm straight. Teeth are for gay people. That's why fairies come and get them
laactress
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/7/04
#21764Back to Smoking..........
Posted: 11/22/04 at 3:34pmCarl, you keep digging deeper and deeper!
It started with a sipmle idea, collecting one paper clip for every life lost, the feelings that connect us...are greater than those that divide us!
#21765Back to Smoking..........
Posted: 11/22/04 at 3:34pmNo, no CHER. I draw my line at Bette. No Babs or Cher for me.
I got rid of my teeth at a young age because... I'm straight. Teeth are for gay people. That's why fairies come and get them
#21766Back to Smoking..........
Posted: 11/22/04 at 3:35pmStick up for me LA, you know my true feelings.
I got rid of my teeth at a young age because... I'm straight. Teeth are for gay people. That's why fairies come and get them
BT
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/16/04
#21767Back to Smoking..........
Posted: 11/22/04 at 3:36pmSorry, but unless you've got Judy Garland in the collection I can't sponsor you.
I sing for myself. I sing when I want, whenever I want to, just for me. I sing for my own pleasure. Do you understand that?
kissmycookie
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/21/04
#21768Back to Smoking..........
Posted: 11/22/04 at 3:36pmarousing the interests of the straight girl crowd in this thread....
laactress
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/7/04
#21769Back to Smoking..........
Posted: 11/22/04 at 3:36pmYes I do Carl! But this board can change anyone, beware!
It started with a sipmle idea, collecting one paper clip for every life lost, the feelings that connect us...are greater than those that divide us!
#21770Back to Smoking..........
Posted: 11/22/04 at 3:37pmCarl...does you Dad post here??? I'm a Dad.
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
NYadgal
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/18/04
#21771Back to Smoking..........
Posted: 11/22/04 at 3:37pmCarl, dear -- I've been trying to stick up for you, too.
"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."
#21772Back to Smoking..........
Posted: 11/22/04 at 3:38pmOk back to my straightness *Grabs and Spits* SO how about them dolphins?
I got rid of my teeth at a young age because... I'm straight. Teeth are for gay people. That's why fairies come and get them
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
#21773Back to Smoking..........
Posted: 11/22/04 at 3:39pmCarl - if any of the men around here say they'll stick up for you, run as fast as you can.
BT
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/16/04
#21774Back to Smoking..........
Posted: 11/22/04 at 3:39pmDolphins are very intelligent sea creatures. I think I remember Boobs mentioning that they, along with humans are the 2 species that have sex for pleasure.
I sing for myself. I sing when I want, whenever I want to, just for me. I sing for my own pleasure. Do you understand that?
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