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Posted: 11/22/04 at 3:22pm

OK, I really must go now if we're going to start talking about hot young straight men and spanking.

Have a great evening everyone!

#21752

Carl - where do you live? I will send reinforcements. You will be punished but then rewarded with a viewing partner.

Pip, your card is on its way. In the mean time you will have to refrain from any activities that could be considered gay. No more show tunes in the car, no looking at People's sexiest man issue, no watching the Search for Americas Top Male Model - you get the picture.

I sing for myself. I sing when I want, whenever I want to, just for me. I sing for my own pleasure. Do you understand that?

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Posted: 11/22/04 at 3:25pm

spanky, spanky

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Posted: 11/22/04 at 3:27pm

EVE'S CONVERSATION WITH GOD.........

"Lord, I have a problem."

"What's the problem, Eve?"

"I know that you created me and provided this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals, as well as that hilarious comedic snake, but I'm just not happy."

"And why is that Eve?"

"Lord, I am lonely, and I'm sick to death of apples."

"Well, Eve, in that case, I have a solution. I shall create a man for you."

"Man? What is that Lord?"

"A flawed creature, with many bad traits. He'll lie, cheat and be vain; all in all, he'll give you a hard time. But he'll be bigger, faster and will like to hunt and kill things. I'll create him in such a way that he will satisfy your physical needs. He will be witless and will revel in childish things like fighting and kicking a ball about. He won't be as smart as you, so he will also need your advice to think properly."

"Sounds great," says Eve, with ironically raised eyebrows, "but what's the catch Lord?"

"Well.....you can have him on one condition."

"And what's that Lord? "

"As I said, he'll be proud, arrogant and self-admiring..... so you'll have to let him believe that I made him first.

And it will have to be our little secret.....you know, woman to woman."

"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."

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Posted: 11/22/04 at 3:27pm

Send the squad to rochester. Oh lord I'm about to be broken in.. What a way to debut on the smoking thread.

I got rid of my teeth at a young age because... I'm straight. Teeth are for gay people. That's why fairies come and get them

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Posted: 11/22/04 at 3:27pm

Night DG.

Carl isn't gay guys..so he doesn't need to see those movies, but he should anyway. Don't forget "Valley of the Dolls" if you want a true rainbow card.

"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

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Posted: 11/22/04 at 3:27pm

I did see Casablanca, but I didn't like it. Ditto for The Maltese Falcon.

"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian

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Posted: 11/22/04 at 3:28pm

I may not have a card or a use for one but I do own copys of The Birdcage, Divine Madness and Hedwig and The Angry Inch.

I got rid of my teeth at a young age because... I'm straight. Teeth are for gay people. That's why fairies come and get them

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Posted: 11/22/04 at 3:29pm

Beaverhausen - being able to act out the Harvey Girls puts you in a class by yourself!

I sing for myself. I sing when I want, whenever I want to, just for me. I sing for my own pleasure. Do you understand that?

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Posted: 11/22/04 at 3:30pm

that is the only way to make a debut on the adults thread....

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Posted: 11/22/04 at 3:31pm

Sounds like our Carl is standing in the middle of the street.

"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

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Posted: 11/22/04 at 3:32pm

Carl, step up on the curb, man!

I've got your back...

"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."

#21763

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Posted: 11/22/04 at 3:32pm

*quietly enters back onto the board*

It started with a sipmle idea, collecting one paper clip for every life lost, the feelings that connect us...are greater than those that divide us!

#21764

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Posted: 11/22/04 at 3:33pm

Hey now! I just have a wide spectrum of entertainment that I like. I mean it was my father who got me hooked on Bette Midler:Live at Last.

Is it bad too that I have The Rose on DVD and the soundtrack?

Oh lord I'm really making trouble for myself.

I got rid of my teeth at a young age because... I'm straight. Teeth are for gay people. That's why fairies come and get them

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Posted: 11/22/04 at 3:34pm

Carl, you keep digging deeper and deeper!

It started with a sipmle idea, collecting one paper clip for every life lost, the feelings that connect us...are greater than those that divide us!

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Posted: 11/22/04 at 3:34pm

No, no CHER. I draw my line at Bette. No Babs or Cher for me.

I got rid of my teeth at a young age because... I'm straight. Teeth are for gay people. That's why fairies come and get them

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Posted: 11/22/04 at 3:35pm

Stick up for me LA, you know my true feelings.

I got rid of my teeth at a young age because... I'm straight. Teeth are for gay people. That's why fairies come and get them

#21768

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Posted: 11/22/04 at 3:36pm

Sorry, but unless you've got Judy Garland in the collection I can't sponsor you.

I sing for myself. I sing when I want, whenever I want to, just for me. I sing for my own pleasure. Do you understand that?

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Posted: 11/22/04 at 3:36pm

arousing the interests of the straight girl crowd in this thread....

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Posted: 11/22/04 at 3:36pm

Yes I do Carl! But this board can change anyone, beware!

It started with a sipmle idea, collecting one paper clip for every life lost, the feelings that connect us...are greater than those that divide us!

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Posted: 11/22/04 at 3:37pm

Carl...does you Dad post here??? I'm a Dad.

"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

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Posted: 11/22/04 at 3:37pm

Carl, dear -- I've been trying to stick up for you, too.

"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."

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Posted: 11/22/04 at 3:38pm

Ok back to my straightness *Grabs and Spits* SO how about them dolphins?

I got rid of my teeth at a young age because... I'm straight. Teeth are for gay people. That's why fairies come and get them

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Posted: 11/22/04 at 3:39pm

Carl - if any of the men around here say they'll stick up for you, run as fast as you can.

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Posted: 11/22/04 at 3:39pm

Dolphins are very intelligent sea creatures. I think I remember Boobs mentioning that they, along with humans are the 2 species that have sex for pleasure.

I sing for myself. I sing when I want, whenever I want to, just for me. I sing for my own pleasure. Do you understand that?

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