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#1

Can the ladies please take off their tops and do a dance on the table, then afterwards go back to my place?

Posted: 12/2/04 at 12:16pm

Why can't I get a gal?
"The Spectacle has, indeed, an emotional attraction of its own, but, of all the parts, it is the least artistic, and connected least with the art of poetry. For the power of Tragedy, we may be sure, is felt even apart from representation and actors. Besides, the production of spectacular effects depends more on the art of the stage machinist than on that of the poet."
--Aristotle
#3

re: Can the ladies please take off their tops and do a dance on the table,

Posted: 12/2/04 at 12:22pm

Good point Addy..
"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#5

can the ladies strip naked and spread their legs really really wide?

Posted: 12/2/04 at 12:26pm

i can't imagine with lines like that.
r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.

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pray to st. jude

i'm a sonic reducer

he was the gimmicky sort

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#7

re: Can the ladies please take off their tops and do a dance on the table,

Posted: 12/2/04 at 12:28pm

Hahaha.

My problem is I haven't found anyone that I would LIKE to ask out. Lots of pretty girls, but personality wise, I don't see us as being compatible.

And no, I wouldn't ask a girl to strip. In fact, that's exactly what I WOULD do: bring her to a nice restaurant, then go to the theatre aftwerwards. If not the theatre, a movie theatre. Then I would bring her to this outdoor shopping center where we would get a carriage ride at the brisk of night, with the street lamps lit. If I'm lucky, it will begin to lightly snow.
"The Spectacle has, indeed, an emotional attraction of its own, but, of all the parts, it is the least artistic, and connected least with the art of poetry. For the power of Tragedy, we may be sure, is felt even apart from representation and actors. Besides, the production of spectacular effects depends more on the art of the stage machinist than on that of the poet."
--Aristotle
#10

can the ladies strip naked and spread their legs really really wide?

Posted: 12/2/04 at 12:31pm

nah, if you're lucky she'll show you why it's better to take the carriage ride on a bumpy road!
r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.

...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty

pray to st. jude

i'm a sonic reducer

he was the gimmicky sort

fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
#11

can the ladies strip naked and spread their legs really really wide?

Posted: 12/2/04 at 12:46pm

Sorry robbiej, definitely wouldn't be "Bob." can the ladies strip naked and spread their legs really really wide?

I'm very romantic, but now "all that I need is the girl."
"The Spectacle has, indeed, an emotional attraction of its own, but, of all the parts, it is the least artistic, and connected least with the art of poetry. For the power of Tragedy, we may be sure, is felt even apart from representation and actors. Besides, the production of spectacular effects depends more on the art of the stage machinist than on that of the poet."
--Aristotle
#14

can the ladies strip naked and spread their legs really really wide?

Posted: 12/2/04 at 12:51pm

Sueleen, you crack me up.

But honestly, I've noticed that many girls are kind of wary of guys who have to much musical theatre knowledge.

Especially Peter Pan. I mean think about it. A woman playing a flying twink who likes to throw pixie dust on people. Seriously.

But I must say that I do love Peter Pan. But I'm gay so it doesn't count.
If I could find a real life place like Tiffany's then I'd buy some furniture and give the cat a name! - Holly Golightly
#15

can the ladies strip naked and spread their legs really really wide?

Posted: 12/2/04 at 12:52pm

Well your second post about what you would actually do is a step in the right direction..
"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#18

can the ladies strip naked and spread their legs really really wide?

Posted: 12/2/04 at 12:54pm

So I have to choose? Musicals, or girls? DAMN!

Can't a straight guy just love the theatre and women too?
"The Spectacle has, indeed, an emotional attraction of its own, but, of all the parts, it is the least artistic, and connected least with the art of poetry. For the power of Tragedy, we may be sure, is felt even apart from representation and actors. Besides, the production of spectacular effects depends more on the art of the stage machinist than on that of the poet."
--Aristotle
#21

can the ladies strip naked and spread their legs really really wide?

Posted: 12/2/04 at 12:56pm

Well, excuse me for having only seeing Gypsy once and not owning a cast recording. Honestly, PLEASE excuse me. I should go in the corner. Alas, its true. No money.
"The Spectacle has, indeed, an emotional attraction of its own, but, of all the parts, it is the least artistic, and connected least with the art of poetry. For the power of Tragedy, we may be sure, is felt even apart from representation and actors. Besides, the production of spectacular effects depends more on the art of the stage machinist than on that of the poet."
--Aristotle
#23

can the ladies strip naked and spread their legs really really wide?

Posted: 12/2/04 at 1:00pm

I hate when gay people insist that straight people are gay but CKEATon I must say, he does appear to be gay doesn't he?
If I could find a real life place like Tiffany's then I'd buy some furniture and give the cat a name! - Holly Golightly
#24

can the ladies strip naked and spread their legs really really wide?

Posted: 12/2/04 at 1:02pm

I meant that as a good thing for defending your "masculinity". Oh and of course you can love musicals AND girls, but girls rarely love boys who love musicals. At least in the way you want them to love you.

Girls rarely make a pass at a guy who sings "Class". Or something like that.
PEACE.
#25

can the ladies strip naked and spread their legs really really wide?

Posted: 12/2/04 at 1:02pm

If you want theatre and girl Hook, you have to be into Mammet and Shepard, it's the only way it works.
I got rid of my teeth at a young age because... I'm straight. Teeth are for gay people. That's why fairies come and get them

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