Can the ladies please take off their tops and do a dance on the table, then afterwards go back to my place?

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Can the ladies please take off their tops and do a dance on the table, then afterwards go back to my place?

Posted: 12/2/04 at 12:16pm

Why can't I get a gal?

"The Spectacle has, indeed, an emotional attraction of its own, but, of all the parts, it is the least artistic, and connected least with the art of poetry. For the power of Tragedy, we may be sure, is felt even apart from representation and actors. Besides, the production of spectacular effects depends more on the art of the stage machinist than on that of the poet."
--Aristotle

re: Can the ladies please take off their tops and do a dance on the table, then afterwards go back to my place?

Posted: 12/2/04 at 12:21pm

um, maybe if you offered to take a lady out for a candlelit dinner instead of asking her to strip for you on a first date...

just a suggestion...

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re: Can the ladies please take off their tops and do a dance on the table,

Posted: 12/2/04 at 12:22pm

Good point Addy..

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re: Can the ladies please take off their tops and do a dance on the table,

Posted: 12/2/04 at 12:24pm

Um, you might have a better chance if you changed your icon. Just a little suggestion.

PEACE.

can the ladies strip naked and spread their legs really really wide?

Posted: 12/2/04 at 12:26pm

i can't imagine with lines like that.

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can the ladies strip naked and spread their legs really really wide?

Posted: 12/2/04 at 12:26pm

LOL Sueleen!!!

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

re: Can the ladies please take off their tops and do a dance on the table,

Posted: 12/2/04 at 12:28pm

Hahaha.

My problem is I haven't found anyone that I would LIKE to ask out. Lots of pretty girls, but personality wise, I don't see us as being compatible.

And no, I wouldn't ask a girl to strip. In fact, that's exactly what I WOULD do: bring her to a nice restaurant, then go to the theatre aftwerwards. If not the theatre, a movie theatre. Then I would bring her to this outdoor shopping center where we would get a carriage ride at the brisk of night, with the street lamps lit. If I'm lucky, it will begin to lightly snow.

re: Can the ladies please take off their tops and do a dance on the table,

Posted: 12/2/04 at 12:29pm

That's how to start off, Capn. Much better.

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

re: Can the ladies please take off their tops and do a dance on the table,

Posted: 12/2/04 at 12:31pm

And would this girl's name be Bob?

"I'm so looking forward to a time when all the Reagan Democrats are dead."

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Posted: 12/2/04 at 12:31pm

nah, if you're lucky she'll show you why it's better to take the carriage ride on a bumpy road!

#11

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Posted: 12/2/04 at 12:46pm

Sorry robbiej, definitely wouldn't be "Bob."

I'm very romantic, but now "all that I need is the girl."

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Posted: 12/2/04 at 12:51pm

"Where's the Girl?"
Terrence Mann begins to croon.

Hamlet's father.

#13

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Posted: 12/2/04 at 12:51pm

Oh Cap'n, my Cap'n.

If you really want to find a girl, STOP QUOTING GYPSY!!!!!

"I'm so looking forward to a time when all the Reagan Democrats are dead."

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Posted: 12/2/04 at 12:51pm

Sueleen, you crack me up.

But honestly, I've noticed that many girls are kind of wary of guys who have to much musical theatre knowledge.

Especially Peter Pan. I mean think about it. A woman playing a flying twink who likes to throw pixie dust on people. Seriously.

But I must say that I do love Peter Pan. But I'm gay so it doesn't count.

If I could find a real life place like Tiffany's then I'd buy some furniture and give the cat a name! - Holly Golightly

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Posted: 12/2/04 at 12:52pm

Well your second post about what you would actually do is a step in the right direction..

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Posted: 12/2/04 at 12:53pm

There's nothing wrong with Peter Pan... it's his life sized Liza doll and the continuous playing of Barbra CDs that scares 'em away.

Hamlet's father.

#17

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Posted: 12/2/04 at 12:54pm

Well, at least he is MIS-QUOTING Gypsy. That's also a step in the right direction.

PEACE.

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Posted: 12/2/04 at 12:54pm

So I have to choose? Musicals, or girls? DAMN!

Can't a straight guy just love the theatre and women too?

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Posted: 12/2/04 at 12:56pm

I think it's impossible.
Especially when fixing a double post.

Hamlet's father.

Updated On: 12/2/04 at 12:56 PM

#20

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Posted: 12/2/04 at 12:56pm

Well, I'd have to say yes. Because I do!!! Muah hahaha! But dude, seriously, you're gay.

Hamlet's father.

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Posted: 12/2/04 at 12:56pm

Well, excuse me for having only seeing Gypsy once and not owning a cast recording. Honestly, PLEASE excuse me. I should go in the corner. Alas, its true. No money.

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Posted: 12/2/04 at 12:57pm

And melodramatic too.

Hamlet's father.

#23

can the ladies strip naked and spread their legs really really wide?

Posted: 12/2/04 at 1:00pm

I hate when gay people insist that straight people are gay but CKEATon I must say, he does appear to be gay doesn't he?

If I could find a real life place like Tiffany's then I'd buy some furniture and give the cat a name! - Holly Golightly

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Posted: 12/2/04 at 1:02pm

I meant that as a good thing for defending your "masculinity". Oh and of course you can love musicals AND girls, but girls rarely love boys who love musicals. At least in the way you want them to love you.

Girls rarely make a pass at a guy who sings "Class". Or something like that.

PEACE.

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Posted: 12/2/04 at 1:02pm

If you want theatre and girl Hook, you have to be into Mammet and Shepard, it's the only way it works.

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