Can the ladies please take off their tops and do a dance on the table, then afterwards go back to my place?
Can the ladies please take off their tops and do a dance on the table, then afterwards go back to my place?
#0Can the ladies please take off their tops and do a dance on the table, then afterwards go back to my place?
Posted: 12/2/04 at 12:16pmWhy can't I get a gal?
--Aristotle
NYadgal
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/18/04
#1re: Can the ladies please take off their tops and do a dance on the table, then afterwards go back to my place?
Posted: 12/2/04 at 12:21pm
um, maybe if you offered to take a lady out for a candlelit dinner instead of asking her to strip for you on a first date...
just a suggestion...
camerangel
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/30/04
#2re: Can the ladies please take off their tops and do a dance on the table,
Posted: 12/2/04 at 12:22pmGood point Addy..
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
SueleenGay
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/9/03
#3re: Can the ladies please take off their tops and do a dance on the table,
Posted: 12/2/04 at 12:24pmUm, you might have a better chance if you changed your icon. Just a little suggestion.
#4can the ladies strip naked and spread their legs really really wide?
Posted: 12/2/04 at 12:26pmi can't imagine with lines like that.
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
#5can the ladies strip naked and spread their legs really really wide?
Posted: 12/2/04 at 12:26pmLOL Sueleen!!!
#6re: Can the ladies please take off their tops and do a dance on the table,
Posted: 12/2/04 at 12:28pm
Hahaha.
My problem is I haven't found anyone that I would LIKE to ask out. Lots of pretty girls, but personality wise, I don't see us as being compatible.
And no, I wouldn't ask a girl to strip. In fact, that's exactly what I WOULD do: bring her to a nice restaurant, then go to the theatre aftwerwards. If not the theatre, a movie theatre. Then I would bring her to this outdoor shopping center where we would get a carriage ride at the brisk of night, with the street lamps lit. If I'm lucky, it will begin to lightly snow.
--Aristotle
#7re: Can the ladies please take off their tops and do a dance on the table,
Posted: 12/2/04 at 12:29pmThat's how to start off, Capn. Much better.
robbiej
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/20/03
#8re: Can the ladies please take off their tops and do a dance on the table,
Posted: 12/2/04 at 12:31pmAnd would this girl's name be Bob?
#9can the ladies strip naked and spread their legs really really wide?
Posted: 12/2/04 at 12:31pmnah, if you're lucky she'll show you why it's better to take the carriage ride on a bumpy road!
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
#10can the ladies strip naked and spread their legs really really wide?
Posted: 12/2/04 at 12:46pm
Sorry robbiej, definitely wouldn't be "Bob." 
I'm very romantic, but now "all that I need is the girl."
--Aristotle
#11can the ladies strip naked and spread their legs really really wide?
Posted: 12/2/04 at 12:51pm
"Where's the Girl?"
Terrence Mann begins to croon.
robbiej
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/20/03
#12can the ladies strip naked and spread their legs really really wide?
Posted: 12/2/04 at 12:51pm
Oh Cap'n, my Cap'n.
If you really want to find a girl, STOP QUOTING GYPSY!!!!!
#13can the ladies strip naked and spread their legs really really wide?
Posted: 12/2/04 at 12:51pm
Sueleen, you crack me up.
But honestly, I've noticed that many girls are kind of wary of guys who have to much musical theatre knowledge.
Especially Peter Pan. I mean think about it. A woman playing a flying twink who likes to throw pixie dust on people. Seriously.
But I must say that I do love Peter Pan. But I'm gay so it doesn't count.
camerangel
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/30/04
#14can the ladies strip naked and spread their legs really really wide?
Posted: 12/2/04 at 12:52pmWell your second post about what you would actually do is a step in the right direction..
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#15can the ladies strip naked and spread their legs really really wide?
Posted: 12/2/04 at 12:53pmThere's nothing wrong with Peter Pan... it's his life sized Liza doll and the continuous playing of Barbra CDs that scares 'em away.
SueleenGay
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/9/03
#16can the ladies strip naked and spread their legs really really wide?
Posted: 12/2/04 at 12:54pmWell, at least he is MIS-QUOTING Gypsy. That's also a step in the right direction.
#17can the ladies strip naked and spread their legs really really wide?
Posted: 12/2/04 at 12:54pm
So I have to choose? Musicals, or girls? DAMN!
Can't a straight guy just love the theatre and women too?
--Aristotle
#18can the ladies strip naked and spread their legs really really wide?
Posted: 12/2/04 at 12:56pm
I think it's impossible.
Especially when fixing a double post.
#19can the ladies strip naked and spread their legs really really wide?
Posted: 12/2/04 at 12:56pm
Well, I'd have to say yes. Because I do!!! Muah hahaha! But dude, seriously, you're gay.
#20can the ladies strip naked and spread their legs really really wide?
Posted: 12/2/04 at 12:56pmWell, excuse me for having only seeing Gypsy once and not owning a cast recording. Honestly, PLEASE excuse me. I should go in the corner. Alas, its true. No money.
--Aristotle
#21can the ladies strip naked and spread their legs really really wide?
Posted: 12/2/04 at 12:57pmAnd melodramatic too.
#22can the ladies strip naked and spread their legs really really wide?
Posted: 12/2/04 at 1:00pmI hate when gay people insist that straight people are gay but CKEATon I must say, he does appear to be gay doesn't he?
SueleenGay
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/9/03
#23can the ladies strip naked and spread their legs really really wide?
Posted: 12/2/04 at 1:02pm
I meant that as a good thing for defending your "masculinity". Oh and of course you can love musicals AND girls, but girls rarely love boys who love musicals. At least in the way you want them to love you.
Girls rarely make a pass at a guy who sings "Class". Or something like that.
#24can the ladies strip naked and spread their legs really really wide?
Posted: 12/2/04 at 1:02pmIf you want theatre and girl Hook, you have to be into Mammet and Shepard, it's the only way it works.
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