Can the ladies please take off their tops and do a dance on the table, then afterwards go back to my place? — Page 2

#26

can the ladies strip naked and spread their legs really really wide?

Posted: 12/2/04 at 1:03pm

Hahaha, I love this thread.

Perhaps I should stop singing "Defying Gravity" and "If You Were Gay" too.

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"The Spectacle has, indeed, an emotional attraction of its own, but, of all the parts, it is the least artistic, and connected least with the art of poetry. For the power of Tragedy, we may be sure, is felt even apart from representation and actors. Besides, the production of spectacular effects depends more on the art of the stage machinist than on that of the poet."
--Aristotle

#27

can the ladies strip naked and spread their legs really really wide?

Posted: 12/2/04 at 1:06pm

That would be a start, and your signature is a little...ummm...well it's a shade of pink.


If you have to be into musicals, you can dig Weil and Sweeney Todd. Go pick up a collection of Pinter, Shepard and Lanford Wilson plays.

We'll help you yet, normally a straight guy in theatre has no problem getting laid, cause they are so rare. At least I've never had a problem with it.

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I got rid of my teeth at a young age because... I'm straight. Teeth are for gay people. That's why fairies come and get them

#28

can the ladies strip naked and spread their legs really really wide?

Posted: 12/2/04 at 1:12pm

Again, haven't found someone I would ask out. They are either lesbian, or put me off personality wise.

Sweeney Todd is good. As is Gypsy, Peter Pan, Seussical, Urinetown, Wicked, Ave Q, Guys & Dolls, Hello Dolly, Funny Girl, 42nd Street, Lion King, Bye Bye Birdie, Annie, Thoroughlly Modern Millie, Into the Woods, The Producers, Hairspray, Little Shop, Aida...

I could go on and on. Don't get me started!

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"The Spectacle has, indeed, an emotional attraction of its own, but, of all the parts, it is the least artistic, and connected least with the art of poetry. For the power of Tragedy, we may be sure, is felt even apart from representation and actors. Besides, the production of spectacular effects depends more on the art of the stage machinist than on that of the poet."
--Aristotle

#29

can the ladies strip naked and spread their legs really really wide?

Posted: 12/2/04 at 1:14pm

Okay honey, I've never met a straight guy who likes Funny Girl

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#30

can the ladies strip naked and spread their legs really really wide?

Posted: 12/2/04 at 1:16pm

Now, Hook, you would not be assuming they are Lesbians because they love golf or wood shop, would you?

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PEACE.

#31

can the ladies strip naked and spread their legs really really wide?

Posted: 12/2/04 at 1:16pm

Gypsy,Peter Pan, Seussical,Wicked,Hello Dolly, FUNNY GIRL!, 42nd Street, Bye Bye Birdie, Annie, Thoroughly Modern Millie, Aida?????


Are you sure you the room you're posting from isn't a closet? If you keep any of these cd's in your car while on a date, kiss that date good bye. Maybe you need to talk to Boobs or SOMMS.

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I got rid of my teeth at a young age because... I'm straight. Teeth are for gay people. That's why fairies come and get them

#32

can the ladies strip naked and spread their legs really really wide?

Posted: 12/2/04 at 1:24pm

ck, i think jb was agreeing with your assessment of the hookster. li'l defensive this afternoon?

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#33

can the ladies strip naked and spread their legs really really wide?

Posted: 12/2/04 at 1:30pm

Cursed commas.

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Hamlet's father.

#34

can the ladies strip naked and spread their legs really really wide?

Posted: 12/2/04 at 2:30pm

Poon-tang, Christopher?

Did you really use the term 'poon-tang'???

Say it out loud a couple of times and then think, 'Is something I refer to as poon-tang something I really wanna put my d*ck in?'

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"I'm so looking forward to a time when all the Reagan Democrats are dead."

#35

can the ladies strip naked and spread their legs really really wide?

Posted: 12/2/04 at 2:33pm

robbie, i have used it many times (the word and the real mccoy) and probably will use it again, but never, ever, in writing (part of my neverending quest to wash the red off'n m'neck). that said, i can say it as many times as i want and it don't take away none from the tastiness of it!

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r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.

...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty

pray to st. jude

i'm a sonic reducer

he was the gimmicky sort

fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective

#36

can the ladies strip naked and spread their legs really really wide?

Posted: 12/2/04 at 2:36pm

The other terms for it...the p-word, the t-word and ESPECIALLY the c-word. I totally get. They're dirty/sexy.

But poon-tang sounds like a southern breakfast drink.

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"I'm so looking forward to a time when all the Reagan Democrats are dead."

#37

can the ladies strip naked and spread their legs really really wide?

Posted: 12/2/04 at 2:36pm

Said phrase was used for comic effect only.
I don't think I've ever even said it outloud. I have said "Pootytang" but that was in reference to the attempted cinema of the same name.

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Hamlet's father.

#38

can the ladies strip naked and spread their legs really really wide?

Posted: 12/2/04 at 2:41pm

sheeeee-ut, wobbie, wherefore ya dun thank we gots dat word from? hell, it's pure-d white trash south, boy. that thar word's up thar with rusted el caminos on sinder blocks.

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r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.

...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty

pray to st. jude

i'm a sonic reducer

he was the gimmicky sort

fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective

#39

can the ladies strip naked and spread their legs really really wide?

Posted: 12/2/04 at 2:43pm

I know where you're from and that is NOT considered the South!

YOU HAVE NO EXCUSE!!!

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"I'm so looking forward to a time when all the Reagan Democrats are dead."

#40

can the ladies strip naked and spread their legs really really wide?

Posted: 12/2/04 at 2:45pm

Rest assured, Captain, that there are nice girls out there who like straight guys who like the theatre. I, a theatre loving girl, have been happily married to a theatre loving guy for over 5 years and we've produced a set of theatre loving daughters.

You should, of course, have known what you were asking for when you brought up that subject on this board.

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...and your children start to leave you from the moment they are born.

#41

can the ladies strip naked and spread their legs really really wide?

Posted: 12/2/04 at 2:46pm

don't go a'discountin' the west virginia influence on mah homeland. besides, it's what y'were raised with not necessarily where. now being the son of a sharecropper, i dun hear'd a ho'lotta talkalaka dat even now when i'm all growed up.

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r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.

...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty

pray to st. jude

i'm a sonic reducer

he was the gimmicky sort

fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective

#42

can the ladies strip naked and spread their legs really really wide?

Posted: 12/2/04 at 2:48pm

Your gene pool is the single reason Roe v. Wade must NEVER be overturned.

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"I'm so looking forward to a time when all the Reagan Democrats are dead."

#43

can the ladies strip naked and spread their legs really really wide?

Posted: 12/2/04 at 2:51pm

roe v. wade? is that wade from down the corner? he ain't never been no good and i wouldn't go overturnin' him neither. lord the boy ain't had a bath in months and if he's a messin' with roe? why ever'body knows that's just a fancy word for catfish eggs! so ya gotta bubba that smells like catfish, no thank you!

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r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.

...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty

pray to st. jude

i'm a sonic reducer

he was the gimmicky sort

fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective

#44

can the ladies strip naked and spread their legs really really wide?

Posted: 12/2/04 at 2:54pm

How is it that neither of your parents put a pillow over your face as you slept soundly in your crib?

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"I'm so looking forward to a time when all the Reagan Democrats are dead."

#45

can the ladies strip naked and spread their legs really really wide?

Posted: 12/2/04 at 2:59pm

I see baby papa as a tosser and turner... no sound sleep there.

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Hamlet's father.

#46

can the ladies strip naked and spread their legs really really wide?

Posted: 12/2/04 at 3:03pm

lord, wobbie, thar weren't no crib, what with seven of us in that place. hell i just found a comfortable piece of floor and i learned to roll if'n i didn't wanna get stomped. i was an early crawler!

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r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.

...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty

pray to st. jude

i'm a sonic reducer

he was the gimmicky sort

fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective

#47

can the ladies strip naked and spread their legs really really wide?

Posted: 12/2/04 at 5:38pm

DivaMommy,

Is that you in your avatar?

Damn, your parents couldn't have waited 5 more years?

Life's not worth a DAMN, til you can say "HEY WORLD! I AM WHAT I AM!" And I'm a straight theatre-loving freak!

Le sigh. And once I move to NY...it'll be practically impossible.

Maybe I SHOULD go into a closet then come out...

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"The Spectacle has, indeed, an emotional attraction of its own, but, of all the parts, it is the least artistic, and connected least with the art of poetry. For the power of Tragedy, we may be sure, is felt even apart from representation and actors. Besides, the production of spectacular effects depends more on the art of the stage machinist than on that of the poet."
--Aristotle

#48

can the ladies strip naked and spread their legs really really wide?

Posted: 12/2/04 at 5:46pm

'Le sigh.'

My GOD, you're like a Crane brother!

I love it!

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"I'm so looking forward to a time when all the Reagan Democrats are dead."

#49

can the ladies strip naked and spread their legs really really wide?

Posted: 12/2/04 at 5:47pm

gross also...

#50

can the ladies strip naked and spread their legs really really wide?

Posted: 12/2/04 at 7:24pm

Well, that's a hard Q! I know many guys in musical theatre, and I have to say, it's the largest percentage of gays I know! lol...but there are loadza straights too and they have no problem really. It's really to do with what you're like! (and what girls you wana get to know, I guess) ...anyway, are you in the audience side of things or on stage? coz i'm only talkin bout the performing side here! lol...

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