Can the ladies please take off their tops and do a dance on the table, then afterwards go back to my place?- Page 2
Can the ladies please take off their tops and do a dance on the table, then afterwards go back to my place?
#25can the ladies strip naked and spread their legs really really wide?
Posted: 12/2/04 at 1:03pm
Hahaha, I love this thread.
Perhaps I should stop singing "Defying Gravity" and "If You Were Gay" too.
--Aristotle
#26can the ladies strip naked and spread their legs really really wide?
Posted: 12/2/04 at 1:06pm
That would be a start, and your signature is a little...ummm...well it's a shade of pink.
If you have to be into musicals, you can dig Weil and Sweeney Todd. Go pick up a collection of Pinter, Shepard and Lanford Wilson plays.
We'll help you yet, normally a straight guy in theatre has no problem getting laid, cause they are so rare. At least I've never had a problem with it.
#27can the ladies strip naked and spread their legs really really wide?
Posted: 12/2/04 at 1:12pm
Again, haven't found someone I would ask out. They are either lesbian, or put me off personality wise.
Sweeney Todd is good. As is Gypsy, Peter Pan, Seussical, Urinetown, Wicked, Ave Q, Guys & Dolls, Hello Dolly, Funny Girl, 42nd Street, Lion King, Bye Bye Birdie, Annie, Thoroughlly Modern Millie, Into the Woods, The Producers, Hairspray, Little Shop, Aida...
I could go on and on. Don't get me started!
--Aristotle
#28can the ladies strip naked and spread their legs really really wide?
Posted: 12/2/04 at 1:14pmOkay honey, I've never met a straight guy who likes Funny Girl
SueleenGay
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/9/03
#29can the ladies strip naked and spread their legs really really wide?
Posted: 12/2/04 at 1:16pmNow, Hook, you would not be assuming they are Lesbians because they love golf or wood shop, would you?
#30can the ladies strip naked and spread their legs really really wide?
Posted: 12/2/04 at 1:16pm
Gypsy,Peter Pan, Seussical,Wicked,Hello Dolly, FUNNY GIRL!, 42nd Street, Bye Bye Birdie, Annie, Thoroughly Modern Millie, Aida?????
Are you sure you the room you're posting from isn't a closet? If you keep any of these cd's in your car while on a date, kiss that date good bye. Maybe you need to talk to Boobs or SOMMS.
#32can the ladies strip naked and spread their legs really really wide?
Posted: 12/2/04 at 1:24pm
ck, i think jb was agreeing with your assessment of the hookster. li'l defensive this afternoon? 
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
#33can the ladies strip naked and spread their legs really really wide?
Posted: 12/2/04 at 1:30pmCursed commas.
robbiej
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/20/03
#34can the ladies strip naked and spread their legs really really wide?
Posted: 12/2/04 at 2:30pm
Poon-tang, Christopher?
Did you really use the term 'poon-tang'???
Say it out loud a couple of times and then think, 'Is something I refer to as poon-tang something I really wanna put my d*ck in?'
#35can the ladies strip naked and spread their legs really really wide?
Posted: 12/2/04 at 2:33pmrobbie, i have used it many times (the word and the real mccoy) and probably will use it again, but never, ever, in writing (part of my neverending quest to wash the red off'n m'neck). that said, i can say it as many times as i want and it don't take away none from the tastiness of it!
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
robbiej
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/20/03
#36can the ladies strip naked and spread their legs really really wide?
Posted: 12/2/04 at 2:36pm
The other terms for it...the p-word, the t-word and ESPECIALLY the c-word. I totally get. They're dirty/sexy.
But poon-tang sounds like a southern breakfast drink.
#37can the ladies strip naked and spread their legs really really wide?
Posted: 12/2/04 at 2:36pm
Said phrase was used for comic effect only.
I don't think I've ever even said it outloud. I have said "Pootytang" but that was in reference to the attempted cinema of the same name.
#38can the ladies strip naked and spread their legs really really wide?
Posted: 12/2/04 at 2:41pmsheeeee-ut, wobbie, wherefore ya dun thank we gots dat word from? hell, it's pure-d white trash south, boy. that thar word's up thar with rusted el caminos on sinder blocks.
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
robbiej
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/20/03
#39can the ladies strip naked and spread their legs really really wide?
Posted: 12/2/04 at 2:43pm
I know where you're from and that is NOT considered the South!
YOU HAVE NO EXCUSE!!!
DivaMommy
Featured Actor Joined: 5/20/03
#40can the ladies strip naked and spread their legs really really wide?
Posted: 12/2/04 at 2:45pm
Rest assured, Captain, that there are nice girls out there who like straight guys who like the theatre. I, a theatre loving girl, have been happily married to a theatre loving guy for over 5 years and we've produced a set of theatre loving daughters.
You should, of course, have known what you were asking for when you brought up that subject on this board.
#41can the ladies strip naked and spread their legs really really wide?
Posted: 12/2/04 at 2:46pmdon't go a'discountin' the west virginia influence on mah homeland. besides, it's what y'were raised with not necessarily where. now being the son of a sharecropper, i dun hear'd a ho'lotta talkalaka dat even now when i'm all growed up.
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
robbiej
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/20/03
#42can the ladies strip naked and spread their legs really really wide?
Posted: 12/2/04 at 2:48pmYour gene pool is the single reason Roe v. Wade must NEVER be overturned.
#43can the ladies strip naked and spread their legs really really wide?
Posted: 12/2/04 at 2:51pmroe v. wade? is that wade from down the corner? he ain't never been no good and i wouldn't go overturnin' him neither. lord the boy ain't had a bath in months and if he's a messin' with roe? why ever'body knows that's just a fancy word for catfish eggs! so ya gotta bubba that smells like catfish, no thank you!
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
robbiej
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/20/03
#44can the ladies strip naked and spread their legs really really wide?
Posted: 12/2/04 at 2:54pmHow is it that neither of your parents put a pillow over your face as you slept soundly in your crib?
#45can the ladies strip naked and spread their legs really really wide?
Posted: 12/2/04 at 2:59pmI see baby papa as a tosser and turner... no sound sleep there.
#46can the ladies strip naked and spread their legs really really wide?
Posted: 12/2/04 at 3:03pmlord, wobbie, thar weren't no crib, what with seven of us in that place. hell i just found a comfortable piece of floor and i learned to roll if'n i didn't wanna get stomped. i was an early crawler!
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
#47can the ladies strip naked and spread their legs really really wide?
Posted: 12/2/04 at 5:38pm
DivaMommy,
Is that you in your avatar?
Damn, your parents couldn't have waited 5 more years?
Life's not worth a DAMN, til you can say "HEY WORLD! I AM WHAT I AM!" And I'm a straight theatre-loving freak!
Le sigh. And once I move to NY...it'll be practically impossible.
Maybe I SHOULD go into a closet then come out...
--Aristotle
robbiej
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/20/03
#48can the ladies strip naked and spread their legs really really wide?
Posted: 12/2/04 at 5:46pm
'Le sigh.'
My GOD, you're like a Crane brother!
I love it!
MaTakeALookAtMe
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/13/04
#49can the ladies strip naked and spread their legs really really wide?
Posted: 12/2/04 at 5:47pmgross also...
#50can the ladies strip naked and spread their legs really really wide?
Posted: 12/2/04 at 7:24pmWell, that's a hard Q! I know many guys in musical theatre, and I have to say, it's the largest percentage of gays I know! lol...but there are loadza straights too and they have no problem really. It's really to do with what you're like! (and what girls you wana get to know, I guess) ...anyway, are you in the audience side of things or on stage? coz i'm only talkin bout the performing side here! lol...
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