Can the teenagers (and twentysomethings) please angst?
#6800*keels over and dies* Next!
Posted: 1/17/05 at 6:48pm
Allie, you're lucky. My mom never let me stay home in high school unless I was deathly ill (ie, fever). She couldn't comprehend how bad my cramps were, and had ZERO sympathy.
Ellie3
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/20/04
Allie
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/2/04
#6803*keels over and dies* Next!
Posted: 1/17/05 at 6:49pmMom used to be the same way, so she sympathizes.
Ellie3
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/20/04
#6804Period-talk
Posted: 1/17/05 at 6:52pmThe foetal postition does come in handy sometimes. Hey Tiff, how about letting whatshisface (Jaydon?) knock you up, so at least you'll have 9 months off!
#6805Period-talk
Posted: 1/17/05 at 6:55pm
*slaps Ellie*
Yeah, I do the fetal position first thing in the morning, usually whilst rocking back and forth going, "Oh my GODDDD, I'm DYYYYYING. WHY MEEEEE." to anyone who'll listen (read: no one). I would love to let Jaydon knock me up except if he thinks I'm chubby now, what will he think of me during pregnancy?
And yeah, I've never stayed home because of my period, normally because my mom has no sympathy for me. Instead I hide in my computer lab or at my work cubicle and bitch online.
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
LoudIrishGirl
Broadway Star Joined: 1/6/05
#6806Period-talk
Posted: 1/17/05 at 6:55pm
Emcee, my school has this annoying "if you miss more than 10 days of a class" then your grade goes down one letter (A to B, etc).
My mom lives by that and won't let me stay home unless I am about to fall over or die. It sucks!
-->And I must note that the sports kids miss way over 10 days and get to 'work it out' with their teacher. Fine arts kids aren't even allowed to miss 2 classess for a fine arts thing. UGH.
Ellie3
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/20/04
#6808Period-talk
Posted: 1/17/05 at 6:57pmOh, mine was way worse. I missed like ten days total in my entire four YEARS of high school. My mother hardly ever let me skip... so now, I take advantage and skip if I like... sneeze.
LoudIrishGirl
Broadway Star Joined: 1/6/05
#6809Period-talk
Posted: 1/17/05 at 6:59pmOh, that sucks, I'm glad your free now!
#6810Period-talk
Posted: 1/17/05 at 7:03pm
Emcee, isn't that the beauty of living away from the parents??
Ellie, don't EVEN get me started on the paraplegic. He could only wish I would sit on his face.
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
Ellie3
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/20/04
#6811Period-talk
Posted: 1/17/05 at 7:05pmMy God, that is a disgusting image. Hmmm...so that leaves us with...John Corbett?
#6812Period-talk
Posted: 1/17/05 at 7:08pm
Oh god yes, John Corbett---only after he dropped the weight and came back in Season 4, and I'm all "Where'd the Tummy of yesteryear go???"
(BTW, care to threadjack the Jim Coyler thread with me? God he pisses me off.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#6813Period-talk
Posted: 1/17/05 at 7:10pm
Aww tiff you coudl sit on his face now and gross him out..
**starts to retch and runs to vomit**
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#6814Period-talk
Posted: 1/17/05 at 7:12pmWell, if he was a mosquito, he'd be sucking for a long time.
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#6815Period-talk
Posted: 1/17/05 at 7:15pm
'Well, if he was a mosquito, he'd be sucking for a long time. '
WHY oh why did I decide to come and read this thread again?...
::vomits::
#6816Period-talk
Posted: 1/17/05 at 7:16pm
that's one big assed mosquito.
**runs to vomit again**
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#6817Period-talk
Posted: 1/17/05 at 7:18pm
Well, Kyle, if you hadn't made up your mind between Cooter City or GaysVille, I think the last few pages have diminished any of this "bi" nonsense, no?
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#6818Period-talk
Posted: 1/17/05 at 7:20pm
OH Tiff dont do that to the poor guy.. you are going to scar him for life..
**laughs because she woudl do the same**
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#6819Period-talk
Posted: 1/17/05 at 7:23pm
I wouldn't scar him. I'm just sit on him sans plug and eventually he'd look like the victim of a violent car accident.
And with THAT classy note, I'm off. I'll be on in a few.
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#6820Period-talk
Posted: 1/17/05 at 7:25pm
what a pleasant mental picture that gave me..
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
bwayballerina
Broadway Star Joined: 11/14/04
#6821Period-talk
Posted: 1/17/05 at 7:26pm
'Dancing? Huh? Does that help?? (ponders career as ballerina)'
I actually take mostly modern dance, so there's a lot of stretching and yoga-like stuff (at least in this one piece I'm working on). I find that the stretching and abstract movement tends to work a lot of my muscles, which sometimes helps to relieve pain... although I've heard that some professional ballerinas are so skinny that they rarely get their period... which sounds kind of unhealthy, but whatever...
#6822Period-talk
Posted: 1/17/05 at 7:27pm
Oh, I'm sorry tiff, was I supposed to find the image of someone sucking crap from your vagina appealing or what?
Nevermind, don't answer that...
'I wouldn't scar him. I'm just sit on him sans plug and eventually he'd look like the victim of a violent car accident.'
::is grossed out beyond all reason:: :-0
#6823Period-talk
Posted: 1/17/05 at 7:30pm
bye Glory! **hugs**
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#6824Period-talk
Posted: 1/17/05 at 7:49pm
hello boys and girls....remember what the old addage says "never trust anything that bleeds for 7 days and doesn't die."
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