Allie, you're lucky. My mom never let me stay home in high school unless I was deathly ill (ie, fever). She couldn't comprehend how bad my cramps were, and had ZERO sympathy.
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/20/04
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Mom used to be the same way, so she sympathizes.
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/20/04
The foetal postition does come in handy sometimes. Hey Tiff, how about letting whatshisface (Jaydon?) knock you up, so at least you'll have 9 months off!
*slaps Ellie*
Yeah, I do the fetal position first thing in the morning, usually whilst rocking back and forth going, "Oh my GODDDD, I'm DYYYYYING. WHY MEEEEE." to anyone who'll listen (read: no one). I would love to let Jaydon knock me up except if he thinks I'm chubby now, what will he think of me during pregnancy?
And yeah, I've never stayed home because of my period, normally because my mom has no sympathy for me. Instead I hide in my computer lab or at my work cubicle and bitch online.
Broadway Star Joined: 1/6/05
Emcee, my school has this annoying "if you miss more than 10 days of a class" then your grade goes down one letter (A to B, etc).
My mom lives by that and won't let me stay home unless I am about to fall over or die. It sucks!
-->And I must note that the sports kids miss way over 10 days and get to 'work it out' with their teacher. Fine arts kids aren't even allowed to miss 2 classess for a fine arts thing. UGH.
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/20/04
Oh, mine was way worse. I missed like ten days total in my entire four YEARS of high school. My mother hardly ever let me skip... so now, I take advantage and skip if I like... sneeze.
Broadway Star Joined: 1/6/05
Oh, that sucks, I'm glad your free now!
Emcee, isn't that the beauty of living away from the parents??
Ellie, don't EVEN get me started on the paraplegic. He could only wish I would sit on his face.
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/20/04
My God, that is a disgusting image. Hmmm...so that leaves us with...John Corbett?
Oh god yes, John Corbett---only after he dropped the weight and came back in Season 4, and I'm all "Where'd the Tummy of yesteryear go???"
(BTW, care to threadjack the Jim Coyler thread with me? God he pisses me off.)
Aww tiff you coudl sit on his face now and gross him out..
**starts to retch and runs to vomit**
Well, if he was a mosquito, he'd be sucking for a long time.
'Well, if he was a mosquito, he'd be sucking for a long time. '
WHY oh why did I decide to come and read this thread again?...
::vomits::
that's one big assed mosquito.
**runs to vomit again**
Well, Kyle, if you hadn't made up your mind between Cooter City or GaysVille, I think the last few pages have diminished any of this "bi" nonsense, no?
OH Tiff dont do that to the poor guy.. you are going to scar him for life..
**laughs because she woudl do the same**
I wouldn't scar him. I'm just sit on him sans plug and eventually he'd look like the victim of a violent car accident.
And with THAT classy note, I'm off. I'll be on in a few.
what a pleasant mental picture that gave me..
Broadway Star Joined: 11/14/04
'Dancing? Huh? Does that help?? (ponders career as ballerina)'
I actually take mostly modern dance, so there's a lot of stretching and yoga-like stuff (at least in this one piece I'm working on). I find that the stretching and abstract movement tends to work a lot of my muscles, which sometimes helps to relieve pain... although I've heard that some professional ballerinas are so skinny that they rarely get their period... which sounds kind of unhealthy, but whatever...
Oh, I'm sorry tiff, was I supposed to find the image of someone sucking crap from your vagina appealing or what?
Nevermind, don't answer that...
'I wouldn't scar him. I'm just sit on him sans plug and eventually he'd look like the victim of a violent car accident.'
::is grossed out beyond all reason:: :-0
bye Glory! **hugs**
hello boys and girls....remember what the old addage says "never trust anything that bleeds for 7 days and doesn't die."
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