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#6801

keels over and dies Next!

Posted: 1/17/05 at 6:48pm

Allie, you're lucky. My mom never let me stay home in high school unless I was deathly ill (ie, fever). She couldn't comprehend how bad my cramps were, and had ZERO sympathy.

A work of art is an invitation to love.

#6802

keels over and dies Next!

Posted: 1/17/05 at 6:49pm

Haha, oh my.

#6804

keels over and dies Next!

Posted: 1/17/05 at 6:49pm

Mom used to be the same way, so she sympathizes.

#6805

Period-talk

Posted: 1/17/05 at 6:52pm

The foetal postition does come in handy sometimes. Hey Tiff, how about letting whatshisface (Jaydon?) knock you up, so at least you'll have 9 months off!

#6806

*slaps Ellie*

Yeah, I do the fetal position first thing in the morning, usually whilst rocking back and forth going, "Oh my GODDDD, I'm DYYYYYING. WHY MEEEEE." to anyone who'll listen (read: no one). I would love to let Jaydon knock me up except if he thinks I'm chubby now, what will he think of me during pregnancy?

And yeah, I've never stayed home because of my period, normally because my mom has no sympathy for me. Instead I hide in my computer lab or at my work cubicle and bitch online.

"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

#6807

Period-talk

Posted: 1/17/05 at 6:55pm

Emcee, my school has this annoying "if you miss more than 10 days of a class" then your grade goes down one letter (A to B, etc).

My mom lives by that and won't let me stay home unless I am about to fall over or die. It sucks!

-->And I must note that the sports kids miss way over 10 days and get to 'work it out' with their teacher. Fine arts kids aren't even allowed to miss 2 classess for a fine arts thing. UGH.

"If you can talk, you can sing...if you can walk, you can dance." - T.K. Greene

#6808

Period-talk

Posted: 1/17/05 at 6:56pm

Ok, so not Jaydon...hmmmmm. The paraplegic?

#6809

Period-talk

Posted: 1/17/05 at 6:57pm

Oh, mine was way worse. I missed like ten days total in my entire four YEARS of high school. My mother hardly ever let me skip... so now, I take advantage and skip if I like... sneeze.

A work of art is an invitation to love.

#6810

Period-talk

Posted: 1/17/05 at 6:59pm

Oh, that sucks, I'm glad your free now!

"If you can talk, you can sing...if you can walk, you can dance." - T.K. Greene

#6811

Period-talk

Posted: 1/17/05 at 7:03pm

Emcee, isn't that the beauty of living away from the parents??

Ellie, don't EVEN get me started on the paraplegic. He could only wish I would sit on his face.

#6812

Period-talk

Posted: 1/17/05 at 7:05pm

My God, that is a disgusting image. Hmmm...so that leaves us with...John Corbett?

#6813

Period-talk

Posted: 1/17/05 at 7:08pm

Oh god yes, John Corbett---only after he dropped the weight and came back in Season 4, and I'm all "Where'd the Tummy of yesteryear go???"

(BTW, care to threadjack the Jim Coyler thread with me? God he pisses me off.)

#6814

Period-talk

Posted: 1/17/05 at 7:10pm

Aww tiff you coudl sit on his face now and gross him out..

**starts to retch and runs to vomit**

"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas

#6815

Period-talk

Posted: 1/17/05 at 7:12pm

Well, if he was a mosquito, he'd be sucking for a long time.

#6816

Period-talk

Posted: 1/17/05 at 7:15pm

'Well, if he was a mosquito, he'd be sucking for a long time. '

WHY oh why did I decide to come and read this thread again?...

::vomits::

Here in this cold white room tied up to these machines, it's hard to imagine life as it used to be. Laughing, screaming, tumbling queen... Like the most amazing light show you've ever seen. Whirling, swirling, never blue... How could you go and die? What a selfish thing to do... RIP Jason

#6817

Period-talk

Posted: 1/17/05 at 7:16pm

that's one big assed mosquito.

**runs to vomit again**

#6818

Period-talk

Posted: 1/17/05 at 7:18pm

Well, Kyle, if you hadn't made up your mind between Cooter City or GaysVille, I think the last few pages have diminished any of this "bi" nonsense, no?

#6819

Period-talk

Posted: 1/17/05 at 7:20pm

OH Tiff dont do that to the poor guy.. you are going to scar him for life..

**laughs because she woudl do the same**

#6820

Period-talk

Posted: 1/17/05 at 7:23pm

I wouldn't scar him. I'm just sit on him sans plug and eventually he'd look like the victim of a violent car accident.

And with THAT classy note, I'm off. I'll be on in a few.

#6821

Period-talk

Posted: 1/17/05 at 7:25pm

what a pleasant mental picture that gave me..

#6822

Period-talk

Posted: 1/17/05 at 7:26pm

'Dancing? Huh? Does that help?? (ponders career as ballerina)'

I actually take mostly modern dance, so there's a lot of stretching and yoga-like stuff (at least in this one piece I'm working on). I find that the stretching and abstract movement tends to work a lot of my muscles, which sometimes helps to relieve pain... although I've heard that some professional ballerinas are so skinny that they rarely get their period... which sounds kind of unhealthy, but whatever...

#6823

Period-talk

Posted: 1/17/05 at 7:27pm

Oh, I'm sorry tiff, was I supposed to find the image of someone sucking crap from your vagina appealing or what?

Nevermind, don't answer that...

'I wouldn't scar him. I'm just sit on him sans plug and eventually he'd look like the victim of a violent car accident.'

::is grossed out beyond all reason:: :-0

Updated On: 1/17/05 at 07:27 PM

#6824

Period-talk

Posted: 1/17/05 at 7:30pm

bye Glory! **hugs**

#6825

Period-talk

Posted: 1/17/05 at 7:49pm

hello boys and girls....remember what the old addage says "never trust anything that bleeds for 7 days and doesn't die."

"Applause begets applause in the theatre, as laughter begets laughter and tears beget tears." CLAYTON HAMILTON, "Theory of the Theatre" "I think theater ought to be theatrical ... you know, shuffling the pack in different ways so that it's -- there's always some kind of ambush involved in the experience. You're being ambushed by an unexpected word, or by an elephant falling out of the cupboard, whatever it is." TOM STOPPARD

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