Baby, I'm legal. Pass me a shot.
F*CK! LEAVE ME ALONE! I'VE GOT AN ESSAY!! (I know, you weren't talking to me specifically. I keep coming back here.)
Seriously, you guys, ignore me. If I post, don't acknowledge me. That way I'll be discouraged from coming herethat I'll close this F*CKing window and finish this paper!
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell