This is right up Ak's alley, and used to be right up mine.
Alright - let's here it. Details on your problems at school:
Where is this? (what city? what class?)
When? (lunch? class?)
Who?
What? (are they doing to you)
Why?
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell