The Miss CA folks want their boobs back.
Or at least, they're suing Carrie Prejean for the loan they gave her for the breast implants.
Tit for Tat
I love how the suit states: "Had [Prejean] heeded the guidance of the Gospel of John, who admonished only those who are without sin to cast stones in judgment, she might have avoided this legal battle,"
I also love how the words values and integrity are used in association with the ridiculous pageant, too!
Her new boobs cost $5,200, for those who are interested.
$5,200.00...is that what a crown of thorns goes for these days?
The crown was extra.
And here I finally thought she was going to come out of the closet...
Man, I thought this thread would be about her fake boobs getting infected and having to be surgically removed.
Or something. That woulda made my day.
Then Keith Lewis lied to me on the phone.
He told me that they didn't pay for her boob job, they only helped her to get the funds.
That's what he said to me. Maybe they co-signed?
Whether they "helped her to get the funds" or wrote the check themselves, those tits don't belong to her!
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/16/07
She is the reason why we have the words "dumb" and "ho."
Put her in the tank, Phyllis! Put her in the tank!
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/16/07
She'll just float right back to the top.
Broadway Legend Joined: 3/4/04
The attorney who wrote this must have been having a ball.

Leave it those fine folks at Danorama:
"Both Breasts Can Count To Ten."
BREASTS Mama, they're called BREASTS
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/16/07
That was brilliant.
"It's nothing personal, it's just homophobia"
Nothing warms my heart better than seeing Miss Carrie Prejudge get raked across the coals.
That video was great!
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