'Catwoman' leads Razzie film 'dishonors'
#2
Posted: 1/24/05 at 4:21pm
Are they kidding? No Van Helsing? Even Hugh couldn't save that load of crap.
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"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#3
Posted: 1/24/05 at 4:23pm
Look, I am a regular person: 
Look, I am a superhero:
^
How stupid are people?
Look, I am a superhero:
^
How stupid are people?
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Updated On: 1/24/05 at 04:23 PM
#4
Posted: 1/24/05 at 4:24pm
I'm rooting for Rumsfeld to take home the Worst Supporting Actor trophy.
"One no longer loves one's insight enough once one communicates it."
The opposite of creation isn't war, it's stagnation.
The opposite of creation isn't war, it's stagnation.
#5
Posted: 1/24/05 at 5:46pm
Yet, Halle Berry has been honored as Best Comedic Performance elsewhere...
Women's Film Critics Circle Awards
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#6
Posted: 1/25/05 at 12:49am
Julie Newmar is the one and only Catwoman. Julie is the sexiest woman in the history of women. She shaped my sexuality when I was 13. She had lost some of it by the time she played Catwoman but when she did Li'l Abner in '59 and Marriage-Go-Round in '60, she was incredible! I kept her picture under my bed. Here is a link to Julie Newmar pics. I hope I get it right: http://www.spiritone.com/~darren/early.htm
Jim Colyer
Jim Colyer
#7
Posted: 1/25/05 at 12:53am
Thank you so much for your submission, Mr. Coyler.
However, I regret to inform you we cannot accept your submission and/or response at this time, as you did not submit in question form.
Have a pleasant week.
However, I regret to inform you we cannot accept your submission and/or response at this time, as you did not submit in question form.
Have a pleasant week.
"One no longer loves one's insight enough once one communicates it."
The opposite of creation isn't war, it's stagnation.
The opposite of creation isn't war, it's stagnation.
#8
Posted: 1/25/05 at 12:58am
I really want this to be televised one year. I would so watch it.
need to defrag my brain.
#9
Posted: 1/25/05 at 12:59am
Would Condi and Rummy show up, I wonder?
"One no longer loves one's insight enough once one communicates it."
The opposite of creation isn't war, it's stagnation.
The opposite of creation isn't war, it's stagnation.
#10
Posted: 1/25/05 at 1:07am
The mind reels at what that dusty Newmar picture under Colyer's bed must look like all these decades later.
Personally, I'm partial to Eartha Kitt's Catwoman (but have no pictures of her under my bed, or anywhere else for that matter).
Personally, I'm partial to Eartha Kitt's Catwoman (but have no pictures of her under my bed, or anywhere else for that matter).
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#11
Posted: 1/25/05 at 1:15am
yeah... even when I was five and I thought that I was watching a new series as I had no concept of reruns... Eartha Kitt was my favorite Catwoman. 
#12
Posted: 1/25/05 at 6:10am
We can all agree Lee Merriwether's Catwoman did not make the cut
Both Newmar & Kitt have different things to recommend re their performance but I give Kitt the edge
Both Newmar & Kitt have different things to recommend re their performance but I give Kitt the edge
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#13
Posted: 1/25/05 at 6:50am
The only person who has ever shown up to accept a Razzie is Paul Verhoeven the year that Showgirls swept the board.
I'm glad that Catwoman has topped the nominations here. It deserves every last one for ruining what could have been so easily fantastic.
But what's the deal with all the acting nominations for Fahrenheit 9/11? That's really pointless.
I'm glad that Catwoman has topped the nominations here. It deserves every last one for ruining what could have been so easily fantastic.
But what's the deal with all the acting nominations for Fahrenheit 9/11? That's really pointless.
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Updated On: 1/25/05 at 06:50 AM
#14
Posted: 1/25/05 at 11:22am
Because it's a fun slap in the face to the current administration.
#15
Posted: 1/25/05 at 11:23am
I agree with just about all of them except Ben Stiller. I thought he was quite funny in Along Came Polly, Starsky and Hutch (Do it!) and Dodgeball. And I would replace Alexander with Chronicles of Riddick for worst picture. One of the few films of the year I simply could not finish.
"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian
#16
Posted: 1/25/05 at 11:30am
tom green accepted his awards in 2001
need to defrag my brain.
#17
Posted: 1/25/05 at 11:32am
Has Ben Stiller been nominated for all 3 movies? That's a little harsh. I haven't seen Polly, and Starsky & Hutch was underwhelming, but his performance in Dodgeball is uproarious.
Nothing precious, plain to see, don't make a fuss over me. Not loud, not soft, but somewhere inbetween. Say sorry, just let it be the word you mean.
#18
Posted: 1/25/05 at 11:34am
Stiller was nominated for five films which also included Envy and Anchorman.
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#19
Posted: 1/25/05 at 11:36am
Two others I didn't see. I might netflix Envy although people who did see it warned me not to waste precious minutes of my life. And I hate Will Ferrell with the burning passion of 1000 suns, so I will never see Anchorman.
Nothing precious, plain to see, don't make a fuss over me. Not loud, not soft, but somewhere inbetween. Say sorry, just let it be the word you mean.
#20
Posted: 1/25/05 at 12:02pm
popculture - I am totally with you on Will Farrell. I don't see why people think he's funny. And to think he's Darren in the new Bewitched film....sigh....
I had a free ticket to the preview of Envy, but I went with my instinct and avoided it.
I had a free ticket to the preview of Envy, but I went with my instinct and avoided it.
"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian
#21
Posted: 1/25/05 at 12:21pm
awwwww--Elf was fabulous though! And his performance in Zoolander!
#22
Posted: 1/25/05 at 12:22pm
Haven't seen either of those movies, for obvious reasons. I really can't deal with him.
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#23
Posted: 1/25/05 at 12:27pm
I really enjoyed Old School and Elf, and so loved him on SNL.
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#24
Posted: 1/25/05 at 5:15pm
Elf was fabulous. Ferrell has an uncanny ability to look like a wide-eyed, curious little boy
#25
Posted: 1/25/05 at 5:43pm
i'm not such a big will fan, and hated most of what he did on snl. i tolerated him in old school (the streaking bit was worth the rest). i loved elf as a sweet good hearted movie. did you see it matt? i thought you'd like it. he's quite toned down in that as he was to an extent in anchorman which was quite funny the first time through and
**spoiler**
**this is a spoiler**
**if you haven't seen achorman stop f***ing reading**
contained one of the funniest moments and ensuing lines ever (yes ever)...
"brick killed a guy! did you throw a trident?"
**spoiler**
**this is a spoiler**
**if you haven't seen achorman stop f***ing reading**
contained one of the funniest moments and ensuing lines ever (yes ever)...
"brick killed a guy! did you throw a trident?"
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