Celebrities and farting

[StageManager2]

Posted: 6/8/06 at 5:56am

Which celebrities have professed to breaking wind?

[Unknown User]

Posted: 6/8/06 at 6:36am

my mama used to say "ladies dont fart; they toot."

[Glebb]

Posted: 6/8/06 at 8:46am

ha ha ha hoo hoo hoo

[Jane2]

Posted: 6/8/06 at 8:51am

I'll admit to making boom.

[bwaysinger]

Posted: 6/8/06 at 9:06am

I knew you were a celebrity, Jane. Come on, who are you? Camryn Manheim?

[Glebb]

Posted: 6/8/06 at 9:07am

Still LOL - bway!

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 6/8/06 at 9:09am

The dude's in rare form today!

[bwaysinger]

Posted: 6/8/06 at 9:09am

I'm feeling full of something.
Perhaps it's boom boom.

[Glebb]

Posted: 6/8/06 at 9:09am

And you Rath! hahaha...

[Jane2]

Posted: 6/8/06 at 9:11am

Yes, I was once a celebrity named Totie Fields but I went boom.

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 6/8/06 at 9:11am

Totie Fields?? I was scared of you as a kid.

[Glebb]

Posted: 6/8/06 at 9:12am

I've heard that Totie stood in front of her microwave and screamed "HURRY!"

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 6/8/06 at 9:15am

That's Elizabeth Taylor, silly!

Totie used to be on Merv or Mike, can't remember which - but damn, she scared me. I don't know why exactly.

[bwaysinger]

Posted: 6/8/06 at 9:16am

I was Tootie. Appropriate for this thread.

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 6/8/06 at 9:17am

Lucky for us you wear rollerskates.

[Jane2]

Posted: 6/8/06 at 9:17am

"Totie Fields?? I was scared of you as a kid."

I was scared of myself!

[Glebb]

Posted: 6/8/06 at 9:18am

I remember Totie and Tesse O'Shea on Mike and Merv when I was little.

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 6/8/06 at 9:19am

I don't remember Tesse O'Shea.

But I did watch Merv so often that I called Ms. Garland "Aunt Judy."

Updated On: 6/8/06 at 09:19 AM

[bwaysinger]

Posted: 6/8/06 at 9:19am

The question appropriate to today's discussion, Glebb, is did they make toties during an episode?

[Glebb]

Posted: 6/8/06 at 9:21am

bwaysinger- nobody did back then, especially Mary Martin!
Rath - I have an Aunt Judy and when she was a little girl she looked like Margaret O' Brien.

[Glebb]

Posted: 6/8/06 at 9:22am

Yes, Tootie, Margaret.

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 6/8/06 at 9:22am

And with Margaret O'Brien we have full Tootie circle.

ETA: DAMN you Glebb.

Updated On: 6/8/06 at 09:22 AM

[Glebb]

Posted: 6/8/06 at 9:24am

LOL!
At least they said 'whoops' because everybody on Merv and Mike had class.

[bwaysinger]

Posted: 6/8/06 at 9:24am

Glebb, given the number of times Mary Martin was strapped into a harness (onstage. And off, no doubt), you know she totied a couple of times.
I just went into the restroom here and someone made toties that, quite literally, reminded me of my grandma's chickenhouse.
I think I spotted Jane ducking around the corner.

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 6/8/06 at 9:25am

Everybody, Glebb? Think hard.