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Celebrities and farting
#100re: Celebrities and farting
Posted: 6/8/06 at 10:49am
"Doodle, are you a boy or a girl?"
He must be carrot top!
#101re: Celebrities and farting
Posted: 6/8/06 at 10:50amI like you, Charlotte. You're just as funny on the boards as on TV!
#102re: Celebrities and farting
Posted: 6/8/06 at 10:52am
Oh Rath...youd've been a great school girl at Eastland. Think of all the lessons you could've taught Blair and Jo!
Hopefully you couldve gotten Tootie off those idiotic rollerskates.
And you'd make sure that Natalie knew that chubby is okay!
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
#103re: Celebrities and farting
Posted: 6/8/06 at 10:53am
"And you'd make sure that Natalie knew that chubby is okay!"
Just what are you saying, bitch?
#104re: Celebrities and farting
Posted: 6/8/06 at 10:55amEdie McClurg has been doing that for decades, the lamb.
#105re: Celebrities and farting
Posted: 6/8/06 at 10:57am
Mrs. Marv Mendenhall!!
Oh, for the days when Dave was funny.
#106re: Celebrities and farting
Posted: 6/8/06 at 10:58am
"Just what are you saying, bitch?"
Okay, we dont use words like that at Eastland...you will have to put in more time working in my side catering business that I run out of this school in Poughkeepsie.
I meant that you'd be a good influence on these wayward girls.
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
#107re: Celebrities and farting
Posted: 6/8/06 at 10:59am
I thought you were commenting on my...size.
And I prefer working in the candy shop/bakery. For obvious reasons.
#108re: Celebrities and farting
Posted: 6/8/06 at 11:00amAs a side note, Rath, with that post, I've now made reference to Edie McClurg as many times on this board as I've used the word "amazing" in earnest. Actually, with this post, it's now surpassed it.
#109re: Celebrities and farting
Posted: 6/8/06 at 11:01am
"And I prefer working in the candy shop/bakery. For obvious reasons."
well, it cant be because of George Clooney...MacKenzie Astin, perhaps?
Or Geri Jewell?
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
#110re: Celebrities and farting
Posted: 6/8/06 at 11:02am
None of the above - and you forgot to mention Sherri Rose and Pamela Segall.
It's the candy and baked goods that are the attraction.
#111re: Celebrities and farting
Posted: 6/8/06 at 11:04am
I didnt mention those bitches for a reason...they dropped out and started working for Tammy Lauren.
The only one to get outta Eastland and make it was that Molly Ringwald!
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
#112re: Celebrities and farting
Posted: 6/8/06 at 11:06amYou were a fool to let her go.
#113re: Celebrities and farting
Posted: 6/8/06 at 11:10am
Once she met that John Hughes, her hair color rivaled mine in it's coppery redness. I couldnt take it, so I threw her out.
Who knew a pout could take a girl so far!
and she does toot...they all do, but oddly not Tootie.
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
#114re: Celebrities and farting
Posted: 6/8/06 at 11:14amAnd yet Tootie is the one who had to go on Celebrity Dating.
#115re: Celebrities and farting
Posted: 6/8/06 at 11:17am
Oh Lord!
Staff meeting was a little stinky!
Page 5?!?
#116re: Celebrities and farting
Posted: 6/8/06 at 11:18am
Welcome back, Glebby. I trust you stayed on pointe at your meeting.
I slay myself.
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#117re: Celebrities and farting
Posted: 6/8/06 at 11:30ami love Edie McClurg as HERMIT HATTIE in the original PEE WEE special...& her unrequited love for Miss Yvonne
#118re: Celebrities and farting
Posted: 6/8/06 at 11:31amThat was very sad.
#119re: Celebrities and farting
Posted: 6/8/06 at 11:34am
Speaking of celebrities and farting..here is an interesting blurb from imdb regarding Jack Black...
Jack Black is so impressed with his own wrestling prowess after training for new movie Nacho Libre he's keen to try out his fighting skills on martial arts action man Steven Seagal. The movie funnyman trained with a real-life Mexican wrestler to play the Spandex-clad hero of the new film - and how he fancies his chances against Seagal. Black tells American magazine Sports Illustrated, "I should take down someone who is strong, so Steven Seagal (would be perfect) - with his ridiculous Indian gear, ponytail and swagger. He's the best fighter in the world in his own mind, so I'll take him down two notches with my Anaconda Squeeze and Face Melter." Black also quips he has developed his own unsavory wrestling move: "The Wind of A Lion is basically a submission hold. You get the guy down, you sit on his face and then you release the lion's wind. That usually spells complete defeat."
#120re: Celebrities and farting
Posted: 6/8/06 at 11:35amShould we make Mr. Black the official Celebrities and farting Thread God?
#121re: Celebrities and farting
Posted: 6/8/06 at 11:36am
Miss Why-Vonne!
Why does that not surprise me, Enjolras?
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
#122re: Celebrities and farting
Posted: 6/8/06 at 11:39am
#123re: Celebrities and farting
Posted: 6/8/06 at 11:40amBut he's not funny.
#124re: Celebrities and farting
Posted: 6/8/06 at 11:42am
I think I've mentioned this before, but when I interned at CNN, my co-workers told me that Larry King has serious digestive problems -- so much that some of his interview subjects can't help but notice them.
Also, Julie Andrews, while on Letterman, mentioned that Rex Harrison was a "very gassy man."
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