"Chewing gum helps me think" "Sweetie, you're wasting your gum"

#1

"Chewing gum helps me think" "Sweetie, you're wasting your gum"

Posted: 7/19/11 at 11:13pm

That is all.

#2

'Chewing gum helps me think' 'Sweetie, you're wasting your gum'

Posted: 7/20/11 at 4:38pm

Love that line. Hmmmm maybe it is time for a double feature of La Cage and The Birdcage?

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"All I ask of you is one thing: please don't be cynical. I hate cynicism -- it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen." Conan O'Brien

#3

'Chewing gum helps me think' 'Sweetie, you're wasting your gum'

Posted: 7/20/11 at 5:30pm

"So this is hell.


And there's a crucifix in it."

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"If this is going to be a Christian nation that doesn't help the poor, either we have to pretend that Jesus was just as selfish as we are, or we've got to acknowledge that He commanded us to love the poor and serve the needy without condition and then admit that we just don't want to do it." -Stephen Colbert

#4

'Chewing gum helps me think' 'Sweetie, you're wasting your gum'

Posted: 7/20/11 at 6:03pm

"F*CK the shrimp!"

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"...everyone finally shut up, and the audience could enjoy the beginning of the Anatevka Pogram in peace."

#5

'Chewing gum helps me think' 'Sweetie, you're wasting your gum'

Posted: 7/20/11 at 6:54pm

What are Perin Tablets?

"Iz asperin with the A and the S scraped off."

"you're a genius"

"i know"

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"I'm an American, Damnit!!! And if it's three things I don't believe in, it's quitting and math."

#6

'Chewing gum helps me think' 'Sweetie, you're wasting your gum'

Posted: 7/20/11 at 6:55pm

"I don't get it"

"Try More Gum!"

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"I'm an American, Damnit!!! And if it's three things I don't believe in, it's quitting and math."

#7

'Chewing gum helps me think' 'Sweetie, you're wasting your gum'

Posted: 7/20/11 at 7:38pm

I wanted to watch this, got out my dvd's and realized I don't have my Birdcage dvd on me at the moment. This thread will have to do for now.

"I believe they're playing leap frog!"

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"If this is going to be a Christian nation that doesn't help the poor, either we have to pretend that Jesus was just as selfish as we are, or we've got to acknowledge that He commanded us to love the poor and serve the needy without condition and then admit that we just don't want to do it." -Stephen Colbert

#8

'Chewing gum helps me think' 'Sweetie, you're wasting your gum'

Posted: 7/21/11 at 1:33am

"You're taking your toothbrush to the cemetary? How Egyptian."

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#9

'Chewing gum helps me think' 'Sweetie, you're wasting your gum'

Posted: 7/21/11 at 1:44am

"You know everything because you're a man. And I know nothing because I'm a woman."
"You're not a woman."
"Oh, you bastard!"

"Armand when are you going to let me audition for you again?"
"When you have talent."

Brilliant movie.

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"Sing the words, Patti!!!!" Stephen Sondheim to Patti LuPone.

#10

'Chewing gum helps me think' 'Sweetie, you're wasting your gum'

Posted: 7/21/11 at 2:01am

"I never knew John Wayne walked like that."

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#11

'Chewing gum helps me think' 'Sweetie, you're wasting your gum'

Posted: 7/21/11 at 3:08am

"OH GOD, I PIERCED THE TOAST!!!"

#12

'Chewing gum helps me think' 'Sweetie, you're wasting your gum'

Posted: 7/21/11 at 8:04am

Nathan Lane screaming in reaction to his own car horn.

#13

'Chewing gum helps me think' 'Sweetie, you're wasting your gum'

Posted: 7/21/11 at 8:29am

"Al, you old son of a bitch! How ya doin'? How do you feel about that call today? I mean the Dolphins! Fourth-and-three play on their 30 yard line with only 34 seconds to go!"
"How do you think I feel? Betrayed, bewildered... wrong response?"

" Louise, I'm the Vice President of the Coalition for Moral Order! My co-founder has just died in the bed of an underage black whore!"

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"You travel alone because other people are only there to remind you how much that hook hurts that we all bit down on. Wait for that one day we can bite free and get back out there in space where we belong, sail back over water, over skies, into space, the hook finally out of our mouths and we wander back out there in space spawning to other planets never to return hurrah to earth and we'll look back and can't even see these lives here anymore. Only the taste of blood to remind us we ever existed. The earth is small. We're gone. We're dead. We're safe." -John Guare, Landscape of the Body

#14

'Chewing gum helps me think' 'Sweetie, you're wasting your gum'

Posted: 7/21/11 at 9:38am

"I was adorable once, young and full of hope. And now look at me! I'm this short, fat, insecure, middle-aged THING!"

"I made you short?"

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"And I'm a grown up....I don't go on vacations....I go to Broadway." - dramamama611

"Even I think that's hot, and I'm a straight guy. If I ever become gay he is the reason." - Drunk Chita Rivera on Gavin Creel

"Leia947 is my theatre mamma, and I love her for it." - AndAllThatJazz22

#15

'Chewing gum helps me think' 'Sweetie, you're wasting your gum'

Posted: 7/21/11 at 11:12am

"...but keep it all inside."

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"If this is going to be a Christian nation that doesn't help the poor, either we have to pretend that Jesus was just as selfish as we are, or we've got to acknowledge that He commanded us to love the poor and serve the needy without condition and then admit that we just don't want to do it." -Stephen Colbert

#16

'Chewing gum helps me think' 'Sweetie, you're wasting your gum'

Posted: 7/21/11 at 12:34pm

"Well, when the schnecken beckons..."

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"...everyone finally shut up, and the audience could enjoy the beginning of the Anatevka Pogram in peace."

#17

'Chewing gum helps me think' 'Sweetie, you're wasting your gum'

Posted: 7/22/11 at 4:00pm

'Put the ****ing pinky down!"

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#18

'Chewing gum helps me think' 'Sweetie, you're wasting your gum'

Posted: 7/26/11 at 1:32am

Albert: Hmm, Turkish coffee.
Agador: See!

Does anyone else love and/or know that the song Starina/Albert sings at the beginning of the movie is "Can That Boy Foxtrot" which was cut from Follies?

#19

'Chewing gum helps me think' 'Sweetie, you're wasting your gum'

Posted: 7/26/11 at 8:50am

The fewer questions you ask, the smarter you are.

#20

'Chewing gum helps me think' 'Sweetie, you're wasting your gum'

Posted: 7/26/11 at 10:18am

You wanna end abortion? I say kill the mothers.... that'll stop 'em

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Slotted spoons don't hold much soup

#21

'Chewing gum helps me think' 'Sweetie, you're wasting your gum'

Posted: 7/26/11 at 11:23am

LOL, I haven't seen that movie in ages! I might need to rent it.

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KFTC!!!!!

#22

'Chewing gum helps me think' 'Sweetie, you're wasting your gum'

Posted: 7/26/11 at 12:03pm

Last week I had to go to 3 funerals in 4 days. It was very stressful. But if you don't go these peoples' funerals, they're not gonna come to yours.