"Chewing gum helps me think" "Sweetie, you're wasting your gum"
"Chewing gum helps me think" "Sweetie, you're wasting your gum"
theaternut
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/4/03
#1"Chewing gum helps me think" "Sweetie, you're wasting your gum"
Posted: 7/19/11 at 11:13pmThat is all.
#2'Chewing gum helps me think' 'Sweetie, you're wasting your gum'
Posted: 7/20/11 at 4:38pmLove that line. Hmmmm maybe it is time for a double feature of La Cage and The Birdcage?
#2'Chewing gum helps me think' 'Sweetie, you're wasting your gum'
Posted: 7/20/11 at 5:30pm
"So this is hell.
And there's a crucifix in it."
#3'Chewing gum helps me think' 'Sweetie, you're wasting your gum'
Posted: 7/20/11 at 6:03pm"F*CK the shrimp!"
#4'Chewing gum helps me think' 'Sweetie, you're wasting your gum'
Posted: 7/20/11 at 6:54pm
What are Perin Tablets?
"Iz asperin with the A and the S scraped off."
"you're a genius"
"i know"
#5'Chewing gum helps me think' 'Sweetie, you're wasting your gum'
Posted: 7/20/11 at 6:55pm
"I don't get it"
"Try More Gum!"
#6'Chewing gum helps me think' 'Sweetie, you're wasting your gum'
Posted: 7/20/11 at 7:38pm
I wanted to watch this, got out my dvd's and realized I don't have my Birdcage dvd on me at the moment. This thread will have to do for now.
"I believe they're playing leap frog!"
#7'Chewing gum helps me think' 'Sweetie, you're wasting your gum'
Posted: 7/21/11 at 1:33am"You're taking your toothbrush to the cemetary? How Egyptian."
#8'Chewing gum helps me think' 'Sweetie, you're wasting your gum'
Posted: 7/21/11 at 1:44am
"You know everything because you're a man. And I know nothing because I'm a woman."
"You're not a woman."
"Oh, you bastard!"
"Armand when are you going to let me audition for you again?"
"When you have talent."
Brilliant movie.
#9'Chewing gum helps me think' 'Sweetie, you're wasting your gum'
Posted: 7/21/11 at 2:01am"I never knew John Wayne walked like that."
#10'Chewing gum helps me think' 'Sweetie, you're wasting your gum'
Posted: 7/21/11 at 3:08am
"OH GOD, I PIERCED THE TOAST!!!"
nygrl232
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/19/08
#11'Chewing gum helps me think' 'Sweetie, you're wasting your gum'
Posted: 7/21/11 at 8:04amNathan Lane screaming in reaction to his own car horn.
#12'Chewing gum helps me think' 'Sweetie, you're wasting your gum'
Posted: 7/21/11 at 8:29am
"Al, you old son of a bitch! How ya doin'? How do you feel about that call today? I mean the Dolphins! Fourth-and-three play on their 30 yard line with only 34 seconds to go!"
"How do you think I feel? Betrayed, bewildered... wrong response?"
" Louise, I'm the Vice President of the Coalition for Moral Order! My co-founder has just died in the bed of an underage black whore!"
Leia947
Broadway Star Joined: 6/17/09
#13'Chewing gum helps me think' 'Sweetie, you're wasting your gum'
Posted: 7/21/11 at 9:38am
"I was adorable once, young and full of hope. And now look at me! I'm this short, fat, insecure, middle-aged THING!"
"I made you short?"
"Even I think that's hot, and I'm a straight guy. If I ever become gay he is the reason." - Drunk Chita Rivera on Gavin Creel
"Leia947 is my theatre mamma, and I love her for it." - AndAllThatJazz22
#14'Chewing gum helps me think' 'Sweetie, you're wasting your gum'
Posted: 7/21/11 at 11:12am"...but keep it all inside."
#15'Chewing gum helps me think' 'Sweetie, you're wasting your gum'
Posted: 7/21/11 at 12:34pm"Well, when the schnecken beckons..."
#16'Chewing gum helps me think' 'Sweetie, you're wasting your gum'
Posted: 7/22/11 at 4:00pm'Put the ****ing pinky down!"
#17'Chewing gum helps me think' 'Sweetie, you're wasting your gum'
Posted: 7/26/11 at 1:32am
Albert: Hmm, Turkish coffee.
Agador: See!
Does anyone else love and/or know that the song Starina/Albert sings at the beginning of the movie is "Can That Boy Foxtrot" which was cut from Follies?
tommyboy
Broadway Star Joined: 12/21/06
#18'Chewing gum helps me think' 'Sweetie, you're wasting your gum'
Posted: 7/26/11 at 8:50amThe fewer questions you ask, the smarter you are.
#19'Chewing gum helps me think' 'Sweetie, you're wasting your gum'
Posted: 7/26/11 at 10:18amYou wanna end abortion? I say kill the mothers.... that'll stop 'em
StockardFan
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/19/08
#20'Chewing gum helps me think' 'Sweetie, you're wasting your gum'
Posted: 7/26/11 at 11:23amLOL, I haven't seen that movie in ages! I might need to rent it.
tommyboy
Broadway Star Joined: 12/21/06
#21'Chewing gum helps me think' 'Sweetie, you're wasting your gum'
Posted: 7/26/11 at 12:03pmLast week I had to go to 3 funerals in 4 days. It was very stressful. But if you don't go these peoples' funerals, they're not gonna come to yours.
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