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#1

Chick Tracts

Posted: 10/16/07 at 4:14pm

Anyone ever read these? They're creepy Christian cartoons made by Jack Chick to advise kids against homosexuals/rock and roll/etc... I just came across a new one about the fate of the dinosaurs. I particularly enjoy the idea of little midieval farmers eating dinosaurs like burgers and not caring that they may be eating the last one, but the best part is about dinosaurs becoming easier to catch. Like, were they just enormous fast moving creatures before that? I would hate to live in a world of superspeed Tyranosaurus Rexes *_*

http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/1038/1038_01.asp?wpc=1038_01.asp&wpp=a
yr ronin,
joey
#2

re: Chick Tracts

Posted: 10/16/07 at 4:19pm

Look! Here's one about the evil Catholics!

Is Big-Nosed Man A supposed to be Saint Peter?
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#5

re: Chick Tracts

Posted: 10/16/07 at 4:33pm

Woah, he came around easily. Go to the main page and check out the chick tracts made especially for black people. I especially like the girl with the prickly pigtails.
yr ronin,
joey
#6

re: Chick Tracts

Posted: 10/16/07 at 4:34pm

And here's one about how Bing Crosby led to KISS led to Amy Grant (who signed a contract with her own blood to get in good with Lewis-cifer).

And it turns you gay and give you AIDS. So kiddies, don't ever sing "We're gonna rock, rock, rock with the rock." 'Cause then you die.

"Then I'll give you a wedding present...some AIDS."


These are fun!

Updated On: 10/16/07 at 04:34 PM

#7

re: Chick Tracts

Posted: 10/16/07 at 4:46pm

I am enjoying the testimonies:
http://www.chick.com/testimonies.asp
The guy at the top is cute...
"Carson has combined his passion for helping children with his love for one of Cincinnati's favorite past times - cornhole - to create a unique and exciting event perfect for a corporate outing, entertaining clients or family fun."

"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS

#8

re: Chick Tracts

Posted: 10/16/07 at 4:48pm

Everybody loves them!

Shy people!
Germans!
Sunday school teachers!
Hispanic! (I guess just one)
#9

re: Chick Tracts

Posted: 10/16/07 at 4:53pm

and obviously the gays...cause that guy at the top and sleepin with any girls...
"Carson has combined his passion for helping children with his love for one of Cincinnati's favorite past times - cornhole - to create a unique and exciting event perfect for a corporate outing, entertaining clients or family fun."

"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS

#10

re: Chick Tracts

Posted: 10/16/07 at 4:56pm

Years ago my sister gave me the Gay Blade (one of the anti gay booklets) years ago. I read it IN the Christian bookstores she presented it to me in, looked at her, and loudly told her that if she ever gave me anthing as hateful and vile again, I would "put my hand down her throat and pull it out her ass with my other hand" and walked out of the store and mall.

It was a while before I spoke to her again, and over the years she has completely done a 360 with her feelings, and accepts and loves me and my partner.

But when I think of that day....it still hurts.
It is ridiculous to set a detective story in New York City. New York City is itself a detective story... AGATHA CHRISTIE, Life magazine, May 14, 1956
#11

re: Chick Tracts

Posted: 10/16/07 at 4:57pm

re: Chick Tracts

oh my gosh, my mother has dozens of these in her room, i totally forgot about them, haha. or should i say haw haw.

i like the man smiling as he throws the baby in to the fire.

#13

re: Chick Tracts

Posted: 10/16/07 at 5:05pm

I'd burn a baby, too, if a masked Godzilla was coming after me!
#14

re: Chick Tracts

Posted: 10/16/07 at 5:11pm

ugh...they have updated it....bigotry at it's finest!
The Gay Blade
It is ridiculous to set a detective story in New York City. New York City is itself a detective story... AGATHA CHRISTIE, Life magazine, May 14, 1956
#15

re: Chick Tracts

Posted: 10/16/07 at 5:19pm

love the parody, Ron
It is ridiculous to set a detective story in New York City. New York City is itself a detective story... AGATHA CHRISTIE, Life magazine, May 14, 1956
#16

re: Chick Tracts

Posted: 12/31/07 at 4:46am

some chick tracts have finally got the film adaptations that were so long overdue.

www.316now.com

DOOM TOWN

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