Chick Tracts
Chick Tracts
Chick Tracts#1
Posted: 10/16/07 at 4:14pm
Anyone ever read these? They're creepy Christian cartoons made by Jack Chick to advise kids against homosexuals/rock and roll/etc... I just came across a new one about the fate of the dinosaurs. I particularly enjoy the idea of little midieval farmers eating dinosaurs like burgers and not caring that they may be eating the last one, but the best part is about dinosaurs becoming easier to catch. Like, were they just enormous fast moving creatures before that? I would hate to live in a world of superspeed Tyranosaurus Rexes *_*
http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/1038/1038_01.asp?wpc=1038_01.asp&wpp=a
joey
re: Chick Tracts#2
Posted: 10/16/07 at 4:19pm
Look! Here's one about the evil Catholics!
Is Big-Nosed Man A supposed to be Saint Peter?
link
re: Chick Tracts#2
Posted: 10/16/07 at 4:23pm
My favorite is this one. It was left under my windsheild once.
Allah Had No Son
re: Chick Tracts#3
Posted: 10/16/07 at 4:28pm
Here's the same one, written especially for black audiences!
See, they made the father and son black, and they, uh, well, that's about it.
They could have changed Mr. Moon God to Louis Farrakhan at least
re: Chick Tracts#4
Posted: 10/16/07 at 4:33pmWoah, he came around easily. Go to the main page and check out the chick tracts made especially for black people. I especially like the girl with the prickly pigtails.
joey
re: Chick Tracts#5
Posted: 10/16/07 at 4:34pm
And here's one about how Bing Crosby led to KISS led to Amy Grant (who signed a contract with her own blood to get in good with Lewis-cifer).
And it turns you gay and give you AIDS. So kiddies, don't ever sing "We're gonna rock, rock, rock with the rock." 'Cause then you die.
"Then I'll give you a wedding present...some AIDS."
These are fun!
Updated On: 10/16/07 at 04:34 PM
re: Chick Tracts#6
Posted: 10/16/07 at 4:46pm
I am enjoying the testimonies:
http://www.chick.com/testimonies.asp
The guy at the top is cute...
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
re: Chick Tracts#7
Posted: 10/16/07 at 4:48pm
Everybody loves them!
Shy people!
Germans!
Sunday school teachers!
Hispanic! (I guess just one)
re: Chick Tracts#8
Posted: 10/16/07 at 4:53pmand obviously the gays...cause that guy at the top and sleepin with any girls...
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
re: Chick Tracts#9
Posted: 10/16/07 at 4:56pm
Years ago my sister gave me the Gay Blade (one of the anti gay booklets) years ago. I read it IN the Christian bookstores she presented it to me in, looked at her, and loudly told her that if she ever gave me anthing as hateful and vile again, I would "put my hand down her throat and pull it out her ass with my other hand" and walked out of the store and mall.
It was a while before I spoke to her again, and over the years she has completely done a 360 with her feelings, and accepts and loves me and my partner.
But when I think of that day....it still hurts.
re: Chick Tracts#10
Posted: 10/16/07 at 4:57pm
oh my gosh, my mother has dozens of these in her room, i totally forgot about them, haha. or should i say haw haw.
i like the man smiling as he throws the baby in to the fire.
re: Chick Tracts#11
Posted: 10/16/07 at 5:04pm
He seems so content!
http://www.facts4u.com/OffSite_Stored_Pages/wyd_files/wyd.htm
This is amazing. It's a parody chick tract.
joey
re: Chick Tracts#12
Posted: 10/16/07 at 5:05pmI'd burn a baby, too, if a masked Godzilla was coming after me!
re: Chick Tracts#13
Posted: 10/16/07 at 5:11pm
ugh...they have updated it....bigotry at it's finest!
The Gay Blade
re: Chick Tracts#14
Posted: 10/16/07 at 5:19pmlove the parody, Ron
re: Chick Tracts#15
Posted: 12/31/07 at 4:46am
some chick tracts have finally got the film adaptations that were so long overdue.
www.316now.com
DOOM TOWN
re: Chick Tracts#16
Posted: 12/31/07 at 4:55am
ahhh, even better
Wounded Children
(part one)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KfbTHIu0LbM
(part two)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUuC9Z-t6xg
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