You would have liked him
Mama, you would
I bring him here nightly
It's for his own good
And he just loves the smell of cigars!
Children in bars
Children in bars
He should be tipsy
Mama, he's drunk
What do I do?
You should have seen him
It is no joke
Mama, I weened him
On Bacardi and coke!
I don't understand what it was
But, Mama, the things that he does
They give you a high and a buzz
You would have liked them
Him...it...Henry! Henry!
[[George]]
It's George, grandmother
[[Marie]]
Of course it is
I thought you were my th-th-th-fth- - oh **** it - FATHER - for a moment
Did I ever tell you who f-th-th-that was? (shows George a cameo picture)
[[George]]
That is your mother
[[Marie]} [does a double take]
That is correct!
Isn't she beautiful?
There she is, there she is
There she is, there she is
Mama is everywhere
Pa loved her indeed - to a fault!
though less than he loved single malt
After I pass out, leave Gus a tip, Honey
[[George]]
Let's not talk about that right now
[[Marie]]
Ithn't she b-b-b-b-you-de-thul, though?
You would have liked her
Mama imbibed things no one imbibed
Mama was funny, Mama was fun
Her days in the rehab were always short-lived
Mama said, "Honey, mustn't overthink
It's not so much drink what you like
as it is that you like what you drink"
Mama said, "Darling, don't make such a drama.
A little less tonic, a little more vodka"
I'm just quoting Mama!
The child is so sweet
And the barback enraptures us
It would so suck if Child Services captures us
[[George]]
Yes, it would, Marie
[[Marie]]
You would have liked her
Honey, I'm wrong
YOU WOULD HAVE F*CKIN' LOVED HER!
Mama enjoyed things
with olive or twist
[get it! Olive or Twist! HaaaAAAAAH!]
See how she enjoys!
I know, Honey, you don't agree
But this is $2 chablis
Just wait 'til we're ****faced and see
Listen to me
Mama was sloshed
Listen to Mama
Children in bars
Children in bars
Updated On: 3/20/13 at 03:14 PM
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