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#26

re: Cleaning wood floors

Posted: 3/20/06 at 11:30pm

I just went on the Home Depot site and entered the Enforcer to search. All the products which came up were called ZEP.

I can't believe this thread- I love it!

<-----I'M TOTES ROLLING MY EYES

#27

Caldwell also claims that despite what the spray bottle says, it is made by Zep. He is a Zephead.

This thread IS a kick. You really know how to start 'em. One day it's "How was the universe created?" and the next day it's "How do you clean wood floors?"

I think this clearly points to that wide expanse known as your brain, Jane. Or "The Janebrain" as we like to call it.

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#28

re: Cleaning wood floors

Posted: 3/21/06 at 12:12am

I think it really depends on the type of wood and more importantly the finish. Remember in cases of a heavily varnished floor you are really cleaning the finish, not the wood. I would hesitate to use something as harsh as Comet and an scrub brush on a nice wood floor, but for an old beat up "antiqued" floor, what do you have to lose, as someone said? Hell, take a chisel and scraper to give it that really old look.

PEACE.

#29

re: Cleaning wood floors

Posted: 3/21/06 at 12:22am

Sueleen, this is a side of you I've never seen before. You're being so, so...helpful. Awwwwww.

XooPenny

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#30

re: Cleaning wood floors

Posted: 3/21/06 at 12:26am

Honey, why are you troubling your fabulous, perfectly-coiffed self over this?

THERE ARE PEOPLE FOR THIS.

Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

#31

re: Cleaning wood floors

Posted: 3/21/06 at 12:33am

Jaily, are you talking to the "prefectly coifed" Jane or the "perfectly coifed" flaxen-haired me?

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#32

re: Cleaning wood floors

Posted: 3/21/06 at 12:39am

That was for Jane, dear...as she is the one who had the question about cleaning her floors.

I guess we know that flaxen hair isn't just the product of a great colorist, eh?

Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

#33

re: Cleaning wood floors

Posted: 3/21/06 at 12:49am

Jaily, I thought maybe you felt I was spending too much of my precious time trying to find Janey the perfect floor polish...rather than cassis-sipping, as I should be doing.

"Be on your guard! Jerks on the loose!"

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~ Best12Bars

#34

re: Cleaning wood floors

Posted: 3/21/06 at 12:53am

I say when you find something you're good at, stick to it, honey.

*pours Penny a glass of the red stuff*

Have at it, sweethips.

Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

#35

re: Cleaning wood floors

Posted: 3/21/06 at 12:55am

I happen to be drinking some red stuff right now. Except it's cranberry juice. How pathetic is that?

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"If any relationship involves a flow chart, get out of it...FAST!"

~ Best12Bars

#36

re: Cleaning wood floors

Posted: 3/21/06 at 12:56am

It's great for the urinary tract!

Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

#37

re: Cleaning wood floors

Posted: 3/21/06 at 1:01am

Several Kir Royales can cure most ailments. At least that's been MY experience. You just have to find the right number for the ailment. And if you don't know what it is, you just keep sipping, right, Jaily?

"Be on your guard! Jerks on the loose!"

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"If any relationship involves a flow chart, get out of it...FAST!"

~ Best12Bars

#38

re: Cleaning wood floors

Posted: 3/21/06 at 1:11am

...and if you pass out, well, then drink one less next time. :-P

Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

#39

re: Cleaning wood floors

Posted: 3/21/06 at 1:18am

Jaily, and you thought that posting at this time of night was pointless!

I'm going to PM you right now, baby!

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~ Best12Bars

#40

re: Cleaning wood floors

Posted: 3/21/06 at 1:22am

I'm kind of amazed that there's any action at this hour...

Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

#41

re: Cleaning wood floors

Posted: 3/21/06 at 1:32am

So, it's action that you want, eh? Well, then, you've come to the right thread, I am here to give you some real action, pal, but the truth is that you don't want my kind.
AAAAAHHHHHHH! Why me???????? AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!

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"If any relationship involves a flow chart, get out of it...FAST!"

~ Best12Bars

#42

re: Cleaning wood floors

Posted: 3/21/06 at 1:35am

Action on the cleaning wood floors thread?

Who would've thunk it...

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