Cloris Leachman to do "Dancing With The Stars"

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Cloris Leachman to do "Dancing With The Stars"

Posted: 8/25/08 at 11:51am

Wow. Did anyone catch her on TV in the Bob Saget Roast? She was hilarious. Good for her.


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Updated On: 8/25/08 at 11:51 AM

#2

re: Cloris Leachman to do 'Dancing With The Stars'

Posted: 8/25/08 at 11:53am

Maybe she will also sing "Ten Cents a Dance". MTM fans will know what I mean.

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re: Cloris Leachman to do 'Dancing With The Stars'

Posted: 8/25/08 at 1:35pm

This will be a fun season!

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#4

re: Cloris Leachman to do 'Dancing With The Stars'

Posted: 8/25/08 at 1:39pm

This is going to be the first season I actually watch. Also to whoever said that Cloris is trying to prove to Mel she can still do Frau, I say let her it sure will bring in the money. She looks great for her age.

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#5

re: Cloris Leachman to do 'Dancing With The Stars'

Posted: 8/25/08 at 1:55pm

If they have Lance Bass dancing with another gay guy, does that mean they have to pair Cloris with a corpse?

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re: Cloris Leachman to do 'Dancing With The Stars'

Posted: 8/25/08 at 1:56pm

I believe I heard that Lance is dancing with a woman.

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#7

re: Cloris Leachman to do 'Dancing With The Stars'

Posted: 8/25/08 at 2:15pm

Cloris can finally prove to Mel Brooks that she still gots it!!

#8

re: Cloris Leachman to do 'Dancing With The Stars'

Posted: 8/25/08 at 2:17pm

"If they have Lance Bass dancing with another gay guy, does that mean they have to pair Cloris with a corpse?"

Joe.. you just woke up a total bitch today. Did you not get any this weekend?

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#9

re: Cloris Leachman to do 'Dancing With The Stars'

Posted: 8/25/08 at 2:23pm

Joe's still a little stiff.


HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Get it? STIFF!!

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#10

re: Cloris Leachman to do 'Dancing With The Stars'

Posted: 8/25/08 at 2:24pm

LOL

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#11

re: Cloris Leachman to do 'Dancing With The Stars'

Posted: 8/25/08 at 2:34pm

Cloris still works it and has a rocking bod! GO CLORIS!!!! Lance is paired with a girl and Cloris is paired with the dancer Mark Ballas' father.

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#12

re: Cloris Leachman to do 'Dancing With The Stars'

Posted: 8/25/08 at 2:49pm

wouldn't the appropriate title be "Gumming With The Stars"?

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#13

re: Cloris Leachman to do 'Dancing With The Stars'

Posted: 8/25/08 at 2:51pm

Ms. Leachman was a riot on the Bob Saget roast!

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#14

re: Cloris Leachman to do 'Dancing With The Stars'

Posted: 8/25/08 at 2:52pm

JRB. I loved it when she said.. someone punch me in the face so I can see some stars ( or something like that). Hilarious.

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#15

re: Cloris Leachman to do 'Dancing With The Stars'

Posted: 8/25/08 at 2:53pm

Damn right she was. "I'm not here to roast Bob Saget, I'm here to **** John Stamos." PRICELESS!!

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#16

re: Cloris Leachman to do 'Dancing With The Stars'

Posted: 8/25/08 at 2:54pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H6RgNkpBKMQ&eurl=http://www.corky.com/

#17

re: Cloris Leachman to do 'Dancing With The Stars'

Posted: 8/25/08 at 5:10pm

It's wonderful she's competing. She's an inspiration to us all...oh...oh...must resist...must be PC...can't...can't...

What, could they not get Lillian Gish?

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#18

re: Cloris Leachman to do 'Dancing With The Stars'

Posted: 8/25/08 at 5:14pm

And I was worried that no one would do "clever" jokes about Cloris Leachmans's age.

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re: Cloris Leachman to do 'Dancing With The Stars'

Posted: 8/25/08 at 5:20pm

"And I was worried that no one would do "clever" jokes about Cloris Leachmans's age."

No one has.

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#20

re: Cloris Leachman to do 'Dancing With The Stars'

Posted: 8/25/08 at 5:23pm

Well the old broad still has taste - I'd **** John Stamos too! LOL

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#21

re: Cloris Leachman to do 'Dancing With The Stars'

Posted: 8/25/08 at 5:24pm

Wait, Joe is back?

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#22

re: Cloris Leachman to do 'Dancing With The Stars'

Posted: 8/25/08 at 5:31pm

Exactly, Clevername.

#23

re: Cloris Leachman to do 'Dancing With The Stars'

Posted: 8/25/08 at 5:59pm

Cloris should be Big Edie if "Grey Gardens" ever mounts a production in LA or a touring company.

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#24

re: Cloris Leachman to do 'Dancing With The Stars'

Posted: 8/25/08 at 7:39pm

^ That would be quite a laugh. Can Cloris sing?

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#25

re: Cloris Leachman to do 'Dancing With The Stars'

Posted: 8/25/08 at 9:42pm

Joe, that cracked me up, at least. And it wasn't far from the truth.

...and I'm concerned that the old dame might break a hip in the heat of the moment.

Then again, *I* might break a hip in the heat of the moment.

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