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#576

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Posted: 12/21/05 at 8:15pm

When I left this thread was on page 3. I just read the 20 pages that have accumulated since. This thread is THE BEST.

Here's some more...

The first time I got "hot and bothered" by someone in a movie was watching a film about an african american baseball player in junior high. He was sweaty and shiny...and really hot.

I first found out that girls can masturbate at a party my sophomore year of high school. (I WAS SO INNOCENT.)

--Like an odd exotic creature on display inside a zoo, hearing children asking questions makes me ask some questions too...--

#577

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Posted: 12/21/05 at 8:15pm

And, I could totally play a singing virgin, especially, since I think my virginity is growing back.

Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders and absurdities no doubt crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; begin it well and serenely and with too high a spirit to be enbered with your old nonsense. ~ Emerson

#578

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Posted: 12/21/05 at 8:16pm

Do we need a singing virgin?

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#579

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Posted: 12/21/05 at 8:17pm

seriously? is it be mean to robbo day?

rath: "It was because I'm a black hole of need."
shameless: "I thought that was Robb."

what the hell?!?

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#580

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Posted: 12/21/05 at 8:17pm

Gotta have SOMEONE to sacrifice.

Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

#581

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Posted: 12/21/05 at 8:18pm

OddExoticCreature --- I'm not sure you're ready to be a dancing slut. But you can learn the combination and see if you can keep up.

"Jaws is the Citizen Kane of movies."

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#582

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Posted: 12/21/05 at 8:19pm

Honey, when did you get here? Isn't that what SOMEONE called you? Actually, I'm glad you missed the last couple of pages.

#583

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Posted: 12/21/05 at 8:20pm

I'm much more likely to be typecast as a singing virgin than a dancing slut, but I could try! *goes and buys some character shoes*

--Like an odd exotic creature on display inside a zoo, hearing children asking questions makes me ask some questions too...--

#584

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Posted: 12/21/05 at 8:26pm

OEC: "I first found out that girls can masturbate at a party my sophomore year of high school."

that must have been one helluva party!

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#585

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Posted: 12/21/05 at 8:27pm

Robb, there were more good things said about you than bad, just so ya know.

#586

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Posted: 12/21/05 at 8:28pm

i confess that i used to let my mom win at candyland as a kid and i get labeled a "black hole of need" ?!?

WTF?!?

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#587

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Posted: 12/21/05 at 8:29pm

oh, shameless are those the deleted posts or did i miss something?

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#588

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Posted: 12/21/05 at 8:29pm

I think what she meant was "black hole for seed".

You know how poetic those lesbulldaggers can be. :)

Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

#589

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Posted: 12/21/05 at 8:30pm

keep reading, nice, flattering things were said, somewhat.

Rath and I both (in our own twisted ways) said that we like you.

Updated On: 12/21/05 at 08:30 PM

#590

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Posted: 12/21/05 at 8:34pm

robb not really, the wildest it got besides the one girl exclaiming how much she loved masturbating was playing a very long game of Scrabble that consisted of mostly "bad" words and sex acts.

--Like an odd exotic creature on display inside a zoo, hearing children asking questions makes me ask some questions too...--

#591

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Posted: 12/21/05 at 8:34pm

Where is Rath, anyway? I didn't call you a black hole of anything.

Updated On: 12/21/05 at 08:34 PM

#592

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Posted: 12/21/05 at 8:35pm

Here. And I called MYSELF that.

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#593

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Posted: 12/21/05 at 8:37pm

Am I on crack or was there not a RobbO = blackhole of need?

Which, you have to admit, was funny.

#594

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Posted: 12/21/05 at 8:39pm

A friend of mine in college was going to "teach me" how to french kiss. We couldn't stop laughing and then another mutual friend came in and they ended up making out all night while I pretended to be asleep. It was probably one of the worst nights of my life. I then walked to the barn at 3am and cried to my pony, and a few months later left school....and those two girls are now happily living together on a farm in Oregon. LOLOL. I suck.

--Like an odd exotic creature on display inside a zoo, hearing children asking questions makes me ask some questions too...--

#595

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Posted: 12/21/05 at 8:41pm

exhibit A: bottom of the page

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#596

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Posted: 12/21/05 at 8:43pm

That was more of a question than a statement.

I was just wondering how many holes of need we had around here.

Strike that last sentence.

Updated On: 12/21/05 at 08:43 PM

#597

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Posted: 12/21/05 at 8:45pm

uh huh.

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#598

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Posted: 12/21/05 at 8:46pm

You mean around BWW?

Too many to count.

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#599

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Posted: 12/21/05 at 8:46pm

Damn shameless... you know how to be blunt.

Celebrate Life

Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. - Randy Pausch

#600

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Posted: 12/21/05 at 8:46pm

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