Confessions Thread
Confessions Thread
SorryGrateful
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/10/05
#0Confessions Thread
Posted: 12/21/05 at 11:22amOK, who wants to start? Is there something you've never done? Or something you've done you wish you hadn't?
You promised me poems. ~Tricky
#1re: Confessions Thread
Posted: 12/21/05 at 11:29amI just realized the other day that one of my sexcapades may have been caught by a security camera. Does that count?
SorryGrateful
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/10/05
#2re: Confessions Thread
Posted: 12/21/05 at 11:30am
How did I know you'd be first? 
And, yes, that definitely counts.
You promised me poems. ~Tricky
SorryGrateful
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/10/05
#4re: Confessions Thread
Posted: 12/21/05 at 11:46am
OK, I'll go.
I have never done any illegal drugs.
You promised me poems. ~Tricky
#5re: Confessions Thread
Posted: 12/21/05 at 11:48ami also have never done illegal drugs. unless you count mainlining heroin. then, nevermind.
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SorryGrateful
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/10/05
#6re: Confessions Thread
Posted: 12/21/05 at 11:50amHere in the Midwest, heroin counts, but, hey, what do we know?
You promised me poems. ~Tricky
#7re: Confessions Thread
Posted: 12/21/05 at 11:52am
okay. for reals this time.
i've never "been" with a woman.
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DG
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/2/05
#8re: Confessions Thread
Posted: 12/21/05 at 11:52am
I must confess that there are times when I regret living the life of purity and chastity that I have. Everyone seemed to always be having so much fun with their sex, drugs and rock-and-roll.
#9re: Confessions Thread
Posted: 12/21/05 at 11:53amI've never been with a man...
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#11re: Confessions Thread
Posted: 12/21/05 at 11:55ami once cheated on a test in college. i'm not proud but i'm not sorry either.
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#12re: Confessions Thread
Posted: 12/21/05 at 11:58am
That's what I meant, robb, you wiseass.
What are you doing later?
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#13re: Confessions Thread
Posted: 12/21/05 at 12:03pmoh, i'm certainly not gonna start now, you sly dog you. i've never done illegal drugs but i'd have to be high to sleep with a woman at my age.
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#14re: Confessions Thread
Posted: 12/21/05 at 12:05pmThat's because you haven't met me.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#15re: Confessions Thread
Posted: 12/21/05 at 12:05pmThat I know of, just one uh, incident, has been caught on tape. No worries, RobbO. I think I'd have to be high to sleep with a woman, too.
#16re: Confessions Thread
Posted: 12/21/05 at 12:06pmI don't enjoy/like the taste of any alchoholic drinks except apple martinis.
--Like an odd exotic creature on display inside a zoo, hearing children asking questions makes me ask some questions too...--
#17re: Confessions Thread
Posted: 12/21/05 at 12:08pm
Y'all should check out Postsecret if you want some REAL confessions!
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#18re: Confessions Thread
Posted: 12/21/05 at 12:08pm
Me too, OEC, except for the apple martini part.
They have to taste alcohol-less in order for me to drink them.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
SorryGrateful
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/10/05
#19re: Confessions Thread
Posted: 12/21/05 at 12:08pm
I've never been with a man or woman. That's right, folks, there's a real life virgin in your midst who isn't a teenager. Gawk if you must.
You promised me poems. ~Tricky
#20re: Confessions Thread
Posted: 12/21/05 at 12:11pmSG, I'd give you some of my conquests but they're not worthy of you.
#21re: Confessions Thread
Posted: 12/21/05 at 12:12pm
**gawking**
**poking**
**pinching to make sure SG is real**
i don't drink much either except for an occasional sweet drink. oh god, am i rath's twin?
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#22re: Confessions Thread
Posted: 12/21/05 at 12:13pmNo one would be able to tell which was the evil one.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
camerangel
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/30/04
#23re: Confessions Thread
Posted: 12/21/05 at 12:15pm
It's like you two are a splilt personality..
"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
SorryGrateful
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/10/05
#24re: Confessions Thread
Posted: 12/21/05 at 12:15pm
Yeah, I definitely don't dig the same kind of boys you do. At all. But I appreciate the offer!
*giggles at where RobbO is poking me*
You promised me poems. ~Tricky
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