Confessions Thread

#1

Confessions Thread

Posted: 12/21/05 at 11:22am

OK, who wants to start? Is there something you've never done? Or something you've done you wish you hadn't?

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You promised me poems. ~Tricky

#2

re: Confessions Thread

Posted: 12/21/05 at 11:29am

I just realized the other day that one of my sexcapades may have been caught by a security camera. Does that count?

#3

re: Confessions Thread

Posted: 12/21/05 at 11:30am

How did I know you'd be first?

And, yes, that definitely counts.

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You promised me poems. ~Tricky

#4

re: Confessions Thread

Posted: 12/21/05 at 11:36am

just one, katy? amateur.

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#5

re: Confessions Thread

Posted: 12/21/05 at 11:46am

OK, I'll go.

I have never done any illegal drugs.

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You promised me poems. ~Tricky

#6

re: Confessions Thread

Posted: 12/21/05 at 11:48am

i also have never done illegal drugs. unless you count mainlining heroin. then, nevermind.

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#7

re: Confessions Thread

Posted: 12/21/05 at 11:50am

Here in the Midwest, heroin counts, but, hey, what do we know?

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You promised me poems. ~Tricky

#8

re: Confessions Thread

Posted: 12/21/05 at 11:52am

okay. for reals this time.

i've never "been" with a woman.

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#9

re: Confessions Thread

Posted: 12/21/05 at 11:52am

I must confess that there are times when I regret living the life of purity and chastity that I have. Everyone seemed to always be having so much fun with their sex, drugs and rock-and-roll.

#10

re: Confessions Thread

Posted: 12/21/05 at 11:53am

I've never been with a man...

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#11

re: Confessions Thread

Posted: 12/21/05 at 11:54am

but have you "been" with a man?

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#12

re: Confessions Thread

Posted: 12/21/05 at 11:55am

i once cheated on a test in college. i'm not proud but i'm not sorry either.

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#13

re: Confessions Thread

Posted: 12/21/05 at 11:58am

That's what I meant, robb, you wiseass.

What are you doing later?

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#14

re: Confessions Thread

Posted: 12/21/05 at 12:03pm

oh, i'm certainly not gonna start now, you sly dog you. i've never done illegal drugs but i'd have to be high to sleep with a woman at my age.

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#15

re: Confessions Thread

Posted: 12/21/05 at 12:05pm

That's because you haven't met me.

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#16

re: Confessions Thread

Posted: 12/21/05 at 12:05pm

That I know of, just one uh, incident, has been caught on tape. No worries, RobbO. I think I'd have to be high to sleep with a woman, too.

#17

re: Confessions Thread

Posted: 12/21/05 at 12:06pm

I don't enjoy/like the taste of any alchoholic drinks except apple martinis.

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#18

re: Confessions Thread

Posted: 12/21/05 at 12:08pm

Y'all should check out Postsecret if you want some REAL confessions!
Confessions

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#19

re: Confessions Thread

Posted: 12/21/05 at 12:08pm

Me too, OEC, except for the apple martini part.

They have to taste alcohol-less in order for me to drink them.

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#20

re: Confessions Thread

Posted: 12/21/05 at 12:08pm

I've never been with a man or woman. That's right, folks, there's a real life virgin in your midst who isn't a teenager. Gawk if you must.

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You promised me poems. ~Tricky

#21

re: Confessions Thread

Posted: 12/21/05 at 12:11pm

SG, I'd give you some of my conquests but they're not worthy of you.

#22

re: Confessions Thread

Posted: 12/21/05 at 12:12pm

**gawking**

**poking**

**pinching to make sure SG is real**

i don't drink much either except for an occasional sweet drink. oh god, am i rath's twin?

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#23

re: Confessions Thread

Posted: 12/21/05 at 12:13pm

No one would be able to tell which was the evil one.

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#24

re: Confessions Thread

Posted: 12/21/05 at 12:15pm

It's like you two are a splilt personality..

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#25

re: Confessions Thread

Posted: 12/21/05 at 12:15pm

Yeah, I definitely don't dig the same kind of boys you do. At all. But I appreciate the offer!

*giggles at where RobbO is poking me*

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You promised me poems. ~Tricky