Conscious uncoupling
Conscious uncoupling
#1Conscious uncoupling
Posted: 3/26/14 at 9:59am
The worlds worst rock band's lead singer and the world's most annoying blogger have decided to "consciously uncouple" (as opposed to the unconscious kind I guess).
My favorite tweet (one of many hilarious tweets):
So Chris Martin and Gwyneth Paltrow are splitting up. Very sad. Do you think this will make Coldplay worse or worse?
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....but the world goes 'round
Updated On: 3/26/14 at 09:59 AM
#2Conscious uncoupling
Posted: 3/26/14 at 10:01am
And this 11 second clip from Family Guy still cracks me up.
Peter gets kicked out of Coldplay
....but the world goes 'round
blueroses
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/18/04
#2Conscious uncoupling
Posted: 3/26/14 at 10:47amAs opposed to all of those pedestrians who divorce accidentally.
#3Conscious uncoupling
Posted: 3/26/14 at 10:52amI consciously uncoupled from my breakfast when I read that.
Roscoe
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/15/03
#4Conscious uncoupling
Posted: 3/26/14 at 10:57amTrust these two to find just exactly the most irritating way of announcing this.
"If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about the answers." Thomas Pynchon, GRAVITY'S RAINBOW
"Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away." Philip K. Dick
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Updated On: 3/26/14 at 10:57 AM
#5Conscious uncoupling
Posted: 3/26/14 at 10:58am
I've been
U.N.C.O.U.P.L.E.D.
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#6Conscious uncoupling
Posted: 3/26/14 at 11:15amI once unconsciously coupled with someone. I think I had a fun time.
AEA AGMA SM
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/13/09
#7Conscious uncoupling
Posted: 3/26/14 at 12:09pmSonofRobbie, I think you were roofied, as the kids like to say.
Borstalboy
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/9/04
#8Conscious uncoupling
Posted: 3/26/14 at 12:10pmThis is what too much yoga does to you.
"Impossible is just a big word thrown around by small men who find it easier to live in the world they've been given than to explore the power they have to change it. Impossible is not a fact. It's an opinion. Impossible is not a declaration. It's a dare. Impossible is potential. Impossible is temporary. Impossible is nothing.”
~ Muhammad Ali
#9Conscious uncoupling
Posted: 3/26/14 at 12:14pm
'SonofRobbie, I think you were roofied, as the kids like to say.'
I was in London for the New Year, staying with a...lovely gentleman friend. And he asked another of his friends for a sleeping pill. And she said, 'Sure...here's a roofie.' I mean...she roofied him. That's what they use over there? He literally fell asleep standing up and I had to try to negotiate him to the bed. I wonder what Goopy would say about that.
FishermanBob
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/9/12
#10Conscious uncoupling
Posted: 3/26/14 at 12:15pm
"This is what too much yoga does to you."
And too much yogurt.
Updated On: 3/26/14 at 12:15 PM
Borstalboy
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/9/04
#11Conscious uncoupling
Posted: 3/26/14 at 12:27pm
"Impossible is just a big word thrown around by small men who find it easier to live in the world they've been given than to explore the power they have to change it. Impossible is not a fact. It's an opinion. Impossible is not a declaration. It's a dare. Impossible is potential. Impossible is temporary. Impossible is nothing.”
~ Muhammad Ali
henrikegerman
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/29/05
#12Conscious uncoupling
Posted: 3/26/14 at 2:26pmMy theory is that she tries to be as insufferable as possible so that people keep talking about her. Unfortunate, given that she's not a bad actress (as long as she's not playing a Brit).
#13Conscious uncoupling
Posted: 3/26/14 at 2:42pm
^^^^^^^^^^^^
I really don't think that is the case with her. Like, everything I have heard about Victoria Beckham points to her being extremely self-aware on her ridiculous persona. I don't really get a sense of that with Goop. She's always been a Hollywood princess.
#14Conscious uncoupling
Posted: 3/26/14 at 3:29pm
I just saw that Namo started a thread on this already.
My apologies for the fractured conversation.
Original thread
....but the world goes 'round
Borstalboy
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/9/04
#15Conscious uncoupling
Posted: 3/26/14 at 5:06pmAll this civility makes me guess that Coldplay is not going to be going into a Richard Thompson-esque You-Left-Me-You-Heartless-Bitch-Now-All-I-Think-About-Is-Death period.
"Impossible is just a big word thrown around by small men who find it easier to live in the world they've been given than to explore the power they have to change it. Impossible is not a fact. It's an opinion. Impossible is not a declaration. It's a dare. Impossible is potential. Impossible is temporary. Impossible is nothing.”
~ Muhammad Ali
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