Conscious uncoupling

[tazber]

Posted: 3/26/14 at 9:59am

The worlds worst rock band's lead singer and the world's most annoying blogger have decided to "consciously uncouple" (as opposed to the unconscious kind I guess).

My favorite tweet (one of many hilarious tweets):

So Chris Martin and Gwyneth Paltrow are splitting up. Very sad. Do you think this will make Coldplay worse or worse?




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Updated On: 3/26/14 at 09:59 AM

[tazber]

Posted: 3/26/14 at 10:01am

And this 11 second clip from Family Guy still cracks me up.
Peter gets kicked out of Coldplay

[blueroses]

Posted: 3/26/14 at 10:47am

As opposed to all of those pedestrians who divorce accidentally.

[Reginald Tresilian]

Posted: 3/26/14 at 10:52am

I consciously uncoupled from my breakfast when I read that.

[Roscoe]

Posted: 3/26/14 at 10:57am

Trust these two to find just exactly the most irritating way of announcing this.

Updated On: 3/26/14 at 10:57 AM

[tazber]

Posted: 3/26/14 at 10:58am

I've been
U.N.C.O.U.P.L.E.D.

[SonofRobbieJ]

Posted: 3/26/14 at 11:15am

I once unconsciously coupled with someone. I think I had a fun time.

[AEA AGMA SM]

Posted: 3/26/14 at 12:09pm

SonofRobbie, I think you were roofied, as the kids like to say.

[Borstalboy]

Posted: 3/26/14 at 12:10pm

This is what too much yoga does to you.

[SonofRobbieJ]

Posted: 3/26/14 at 12:14pm

'SonofRobbie, I think you were roofied, as the kids like to say.'

I was in London for the New Year, staying with a...lovely gentleman friend. And he asked another of his friends for a sleeping pill. And she said, 'Sure...here's a roofie.' I mean...she roofied him. That's what they use over there? He literally fell asleep standing up and I had to try to negotiate him to the bed. I wonder what Goopy would say about that.

[FishermanBob]

Posted: 3/26/14 at 12:15pm

"This is what too much yoga does to you."

And too much yogurt.

Updated On: 3/26/14 at 12:15 PM

[Borstalboy]

Posted: 3/26/14 at 12:27pm

May the GOOP blow on...

[henrikegerman]

Posted: 3/26/14 at 2:26pm

My theory is that she tries to be as insufferable as possible so that people keep talking about her. Unfortunate, given that she's not a bad actress (as long as she's not playing a Brit).

[strummergirl]

Posted: 3/26/14 at 2:42pm

^^^^^^^^^^^^
I really don't think that is the case with her. Like, everything I have heard about Victoria Beckham points to her being extremely self-aware on her ridiculous persona. I don't really get a sense of that with Goop. She's always been a Hollywood princess.

[tazber]

Posted: 3/26/14 at 3:29pm

I just saw that Namo started a thread on this already.

My apologies for the fractured conversation.
Original thread

[Borstalboy]

Posted: 3/26/14 at 5:06pm

All this civility makes me guess that Coldplay is not going to be going into a Richard Thompson-esque You-Left-Me-You-Heartless-Bitch-Now-All-I-Think-About-Is-Death period.