Conservative Christian Video Game

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Conservative Christian Video Game

Posted: 5/31/06 at 7:39am

Boy, does this ever make me sad.

The dialogue includes people saying, "Praise the Lord," as they blow infidels away.


Go Christians! Kill Everyone else!

#2

re: Conservative Christian Video Game

Posted: 5/31/06 at 7:40am

you get bonus points for bombing the family-planning center.

#3

re: Conservative Christian Video Game

Posted: 5/31/06 at 7:42am

Oh, thought I'd clarify just in case you don't read the article.
The infidels in this game, in which it is your mission to convert them to CONSERVATIVE Christianity or to kill them, include Muslims, non-Christians, gays...and CATHOLICS AND LIBERAL CHRISTIANS.

#4

re: Conservative Christian Video Game

Posted: 5/31/06 at 8:03am

and ya know what, probley no one will makea big deal over it. but hey if it was game where ya carjack people and beat up hookers WELL then. congress will have that pulled from the shelves.

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#5

re: Conservative Christian Video Game

Posted: 5/31/06 at 9:58am

WOW! So, I can kill gays and Jews? I feel closer to the Lord already!

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#6

re: Conservative Christian Video Game

Posted: 5/31/06 at 9:59am

Don't forget you can ALSO kill people who CLAIM to follow the teachings of Christ but aren't doing it correctly!
And I love how your catchphrase as you blow people to hell (literally!) is "Praise the Lord."

#7

re: Conservative Christian Video Game

Posted: 5/31/06 at 10:14am

I see your true colors, shining through...

Aren't the Left Behind books terribly anti-semitic already? Don't they have phrases like "sweat ran down his big Jewish nose" or something like that in them?

#8

re: Conservative Christian Video Game

Posted: 5/31/06 at 10:14am

I can't get the link to work. Yet, this sounds really funny!

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#9

re: Conservative Christian Video Game

Posted: 5/31/06 at 10:16am

"sweat ran down his big Jewish nose"

Which is what I like to look up at on a good night at the baths.

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#10

re: Conservative Christian Video Game

Posted: 5/31/06 at 10:41am

Let's say the conservatives from another religion -- for lack of a better example, let's say, oh, Islam -- came out with a video game in which the goal was to shoot infidel Christians. Wouldn't that be the top story on Fox News right now, and Drudge would put up that silly siren?

#11

re: Conservative Christian Video Game

Posted: 5/31/06 at 11:00am

I'd play that game, Calvin.
I think "burn the Fundamental Infidels" ought to be the catchphrase of any rational mind these days.

#12

re: Conservative Christian Video Game

Posted: 5/31/06 at 11:02am

My programmer friends have been drinking Moutain Dew Code Red for three weeks straight as they design "Abort a Fundamentalist Fetus: The Video Game," coming soon.

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#13

re: Conservative Christian Video Game

Posted: 5/31/06 at 11:06am

They will make a companion pack called "Partial-Birth Abortion" right after, right?

#14

re: Conservative Christian Video Game

Posted: 5/31/06 at 11:08am

You have to suck out that brain just right. One slip, and you've got the next Harland Williams on your hands.

#15

re: Conservative Christian Video Game

Posted: 5/31/06 at 11:12am

LOL! I did a short film with him once! That's hilarious.

On topic, although this video game is the most blatant example I've seen, I'm not surprised at all that among the numerous targets are Catholics and liberal Christians. Fundamentalist Christians sincerely believe everyone but them is going to Hell and serves Satan. Nice, huh?

#16

re: Conservative Christian Video Game

Posted: 5/31/06 at 11:12am

"Partial-Birth Abortion" is just a myth, so they won't invoke that. Nope, just good old fashioned regular all-American fundamentalist fetus abortion.

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#17

re: Conservative Christian Video Game

Posted: 5/31/06 at 11:25am

Namo, since when did a Fundamentalist ever NOT invoke a myth?

Addendum: I wonder if you can also bomb abortion clinics, if part of your holy armor includes pamphlets on abstinence-only education and if you can also become some sort of righteous holy-warrior politician and influence government policy for the good of Jesus and whatnot. Perhaps bonus points if you outlaw the rights of women again, remove their right to vote and put them back in the kitchen where they belong?

Updated On: 5/31/06 at 11:25 AM

#18

re: Conservative Christian Video Game

Posted: 5/31/06 at 3:24pm

i really want that game.

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#19

re: Conservative Christian Video Game

Posted: 5/31/06 at 3:25pm

are you kidding me?!?!?! I don't know if I should be horrified or laughing right now.

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#20

re: Conservative Christian Video Game

Posted: 5/31/06 at 3:28pm

i like violent videogames. this one just sounds funny (and before anyone loses their ****, I am part of one of the groups that is meant to be killed in the game.)

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#21

re: Conservative Christian Video Game

Posted: 5/31/06 at 3:35pm

I guess I am meant to be killed as well. lol after all I call myself a liberal Christian. This kind of stuff gives us Christians a bad name. I just love everyone no matter what..is that ok?

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Updated On: 5/31/06 at 03:35 PM

#22

re: Conservative Christian Video Game

Posted: 5/31/06 at 3:39pm

Actually, it seems you can play in the role of the anti-Christ as well and wipe out the devout Christians, too.

#23

re: Conservative Christian Video Game

Posted: 5/31/06 at 3:39pm

The game also offers players the opportunity to switch sides and fight for the army of the AntiChrist, releasing cloven-hoofed demons who feast on conservative Christians and their panicked proselytes (who taste a lot like Christian).

Actually, THAT sounds kinda fun...

ETA: Damnit, Calvin, beat me to it! :-p

Updated On: 5/31/06 at 03:39 PM

#24

re: Conservative Christian Video Game

Posted: 5/31/06 at 3:41pm

wow, that does sound fun, a lot of fun.

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when ducks grow thumbs then maybe my opinion will change.