Crazy Subway Stories- Page 3

[SonofMammaMiaSam]

Posted: 6/15/06 at 11:30am

She couldn't have been TOO Southern Yessica. Otherwise she would have said, "An Actress, well bless your heart" and to your face.

[YessicaB]

Posted: 6/15/06 at 11:31am

Somms, you're right! God bless your heart needs to be in every other sentence!

[doodlenyc]

Posted: 6/15/06 at 11:34am

The walkie talkies are worse on NJ Transit...

I just stare as if I am SO interested.

One early morning commute (when everyone tries to be quiet) two women got on and had the loudest conversation about where they work. Several of my fellow passengers would look thier way, catch each others eyes and nod our heads in disbelief.

At one point the conversation lulled. Many heaved sighs of relief. Since I was closest, I piped up....
"Well, then what happened?!"

They turned crimson.

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 6/15/06 at 11:36am

Doodle, I want to marry you.

[doodlenyc]

Posted: 6/15/06 at 11:37am

okay....but dont tell my husband.

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 6/15/06 at 11:40am

Deal.

[Glebb]

Posted: 6/15/06 at 11:44am

yes

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 6/15/06 at 11:45am

And it wasn't me?

[shira467]

Posted: 6/15/06 at 11:46am

Oh, these are great stories.

Anyone else REALLY annoyed by the weird-violin looking thing that this guy plays on the 1 Subway platform?

Posted: 6/15/06 at 11:50am

two teenage girls on the subway
one says "girl, you look CUTE pregant!
you should STAY pregnant!"

[Calvin]

Posted: 6/15/06 at 11:50am

I like the guy at the Fourth Street station exit who has been saving up for that damn trip to Israel for Lord knows how long.

[shira467]

Posted: 6/15/06 at 11:53am

n69...OMG!

Posted: 6/15/06 at 12:08pm

I was on a trip in London a few summers ago and we started getting on the Tube when one guy tripped and "dropped" something and started crawling around looking for it. Everyone was paying attention to him so then his partner tried to grab one of our chaperone's purse. She had no clue what was going on but luckily a guy who was with us (and happened to be a large football player) saw and pushed that guy off of the train as the doors were closing. We called him Super Steve after that.

[shira467]

Posted: 6/15/06 at 12:13pm

Speaking of pickpocketing and mugging on subways...

People are so stupid. The see-through backpacks are the best. As well as the women who literally leave their purses WIDE open on the ground in rush hour...

If I was a thief, I could make a killing. But I'm not!

[Glebb]

Posted: 6/15/06 at 12:16pm

I never heard them ringing til I met you......

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 6/15/06 at 12:16pm

And there was music...

[shira467]

Posted: 6/15/06 at 12:18pm

Uh...maybe I'm overtired...but what musical are you referring to? And why?

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 6/15/06 at 12:19pm

Sorry, shira. Glebb and I are bonding.

We'll stop.

[doodlenyc]

Posted: 6/15/06 at 12:19pm

Shira, sounds like you've thought it through enough.

I often consider pickpocketing oblivious backpackers (who I hate like poison), but with my luck it'd be the pocket they keep thier preperation H wipes...not their iPod.

[shira467]

Posted: 6/15/06 at 12:19pm

Bond away, please!