#51
Posted: 6/15/06 at 11:30am
She couldn't have been TOO Southern Yessica. Otherwise she would have said, "An Actress, well bless your heart" and to your face.
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#52
Posted: 6/15/06 at 11:31am
Somms, you're right! God bless your heart needs to be in every other sentence!
#53
Posted: 6/15/06 at 11:34am
The walkie talkies are worse on NJ Transit...
I just stare as if I am SO interested.
One early morning commute (when everyone tries to be quiet) two women got on and had the loudest conversation about where they work. Several of my fellow passengers would look thier way, catch each others eyes and nod our heads in disbelief.
At one point the conversation lulled. Many heaved sighs of relief. Since I was closest, I piped up....
"Well, then what happened?!"
They turned crimson.
I just stare as if I am SO interested.
One early morning commute (when everyone tries to be quiet) two women got on and had the loudest conversation about where they work. Several of my fellow passengers would look thier way, catch each others eyes and nod our heads in disbelief.
At one point the conversation lulled. Many heaved sighs of relief. Since I was closest, I piped up....
"Well, then what happened?!"
They turned crimson.
"Carson has combined his passion for helping children with his love for one of Cincinnati's favorite past times - cornhole - to create a unique and exciting event perfect for a corporate outing, entertaining clients or family fun."
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
#54
Posted: 6/15/06 at 11:36am
Doodle, I want to marry you.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#55
Posted: 6/15/06 at 11:37am
okay....but dont tell my husband.
"Carson has combined his passion for helping children with his love for one of Cincinnati's favorite past times - cornhole - to create a unique and exciting event perfect for a corporate outing, entertaining clients or family fun."
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
#56
Posted: 6/15/06 at 11:40am
Deal.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#57
Posted: 6/15/06 at 11:44am
yes
" ...the happiness in the tune convinces me that I'm not afraid."
#58
Posted: 6/15/06 at 11:45am
And it wasn't me? 
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#59
Posted: 6/15/06 at 11:46am
Oh, these are great stories.
Anyone else REALLY annoyed by the weird-violin looking thing that this guy plays on the 1 Subway platform?
Anyone else REALLY annoyed by the weird-violin looking thing that this guy plays on the 1 Subway platform?
Deet: Shira, I Love You!
#60
Posted: 6/15/06 at 11:50am
two teenage girls on the subway
one says "girl, you look CUTE pregant!
you should STAY pregnant!"
one says "girl, you look CUTE pregant!
you should STAY pregnant!"
#61
Posted: 6/15/06 at 11:50am
I like the guy at the Fourth Street station exit who has been saving up for that damn trip to Israel for Lord knows how long.
#63
Posted: 6/15/06 at 12:08pm
I was on a trip in London a few summers ago and we started getting on the Tube when one guy tripped and "dropped" something and started crawling around looking for it. Everyone was paying attention to him so then his partner tried to grab one of our chaperone's purse. She had no clue what was going on but luckily a guy who was with us (and happened to be a large football player) saw and pushed that guy off of the train as the doors were closing. We called him Super Steve after that.
#64
Posted: 6/15/06 at 12:13pm
Speaking of pickpocketing and mugging on subways...
People are so stupid. The see-through backpacks are the best. As well as the women who literally leave their purses WIDE open on the ground in rush hour...
If I was a thief, I could make a killing. But I'm not!
People are so stupid. The see-through backpacks are the best. As well as the women who literally leave their purses WIDE open on the ground in rush hour...
If I was a thief, I could make a killing. But I'm not!
Deet: Shira, I Love You!
#65
Posted: 6/15/06 at 12:16pm
I never heard them ringing til I met you......
" ...the happiness in the tune convinces me that I'm not afraid."
#66
Posted: 6/15/06 at 12:16pm
And there was music...
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#67
Posted: 6/15/06 at 12:18pm
Uh...maybe I'm overtired...but what musical are you referring to? And why?
Deet: Shira, I Love You!
#68
Posted: 6/15/06 at 12:19pm
Sorry, shira. Glebb and I are bonding.
We'll stop.
We'll stop.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#69
Posted: 6/15/06 at 12:19pm
Shira, sounds like you've thought it through enough.
I often consider pickpocketing oblivious backpackers (who I hate like poison), but with my luck it'd be the pocket they keep thier preperation H wipes...not their iPod.
I often consider pickpocketing oblivious backpackers (who I hate like poison), but with my luck it'd be the pocket they keep thier preperation H wipes...not their iPod.
"Carson has combined his passion for helping children with his love for one of Cincinnati's favorite past times - cornhole - to create a unique and exciting event perfect for a corporate outing, entertaining clients or family fun."
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
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