Creepiest Commercial EVER.I'm Serious. Don't Watch This Alone

#1

Creepiest Commercial EVER.I'm Serious. Don't Watch This Alone

Posted: 8/3/12 at 4:35pm

Be Afraid. Be Very Afraid

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erh2ngRZxs0

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#2

Creepiest Commercial EVER.I'm Serious. Don't Watch This Alone

Posted: 8/3/12 at 4:40pm

I couldn't stop laughing. And whoever it wa in that commercial looked like they were about to crack up as well.

This reminds me though, I need to drop acid and make a movie tonight.

#3

Creepiest Commercial EVER.I'm Serious. Don't Watch This Alone

Posted: 8/3/12 at 4:41pm

The ice cream may be the best ever, but that commercial makes me want to stay far, far away from it.

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#4

Creepiest Commercial EVER.I'm Serious. Don't Watch This Alone

Posted: 8/3/12 at 4:42pm

LOL! Imagine this commercial being made in the 70's with Stanley Kubrick Directing and Christopher Walken as Ice Cream Boy (Was Steve Buscemi too young?)Orson Wells would narrate.

Wonder if we could get Chick Fil A to serve Little Baby Ice Cream.

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'There are three sides to every story. My side, your side, and the truth. And no one is lying. Memories shared serve each one differently' -Robert Evans-

Updated On: 8/3/12 at 04:42 PM

#5

Creepiest Commercial EVER.I'm Serious. Don't Watch This Alone

Posted: 8/3/12 at 5:03pm

So friggin' hilarious. Almost pee'd in my pants!

#6

Creepiest Commercial EVER.I'm Serious. Don't Watch This Alone

Posted: 8/3/12 at 5:06pm

I was hoping he would dig even deeper into his head with that spoon. I'm terrified but also curious to try Little Baby Ice Cream.

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'There are three sides to every story. My side, your side, and the truth. And no one is lying. Memories shared serve each one differently' -Robert Evans-

#7

Creepiest Commercial EVER.I'm Serious. Don't Watch This Alone

Posted: 8/3/12 at 5:10pm

For some reason, I think that's a woman.

#8

Creepiest Commercial EVER.I'm Serious. Don't Watch This Alone

Posted: 8/3/12 at 5:15pm

And it reminded me of this Treasure Island movie I once saw.

#9

Creepiest Commercial EVER.I'm Serious. Don't Watch This Alone

Posted: 8/3/12 at 5:18pm

Who doesn't want to shine, have clean and clear pores, be light on your feet, love your job and life and spring from activity to activity, wink, nod, hug and high five each other with great enthusiasm?

I want someofdatsh!t!

Updated On: 8/3/12 at 05:18 PM

#10

Creepiest Commercial EVER.I'm Serious. Don't Watch This Alone

Posted: 8/3/12 at 7:56pm

"I eat Little Babies..." **and then I thought this commercial made a lot of sense**

"... ice cream" **and then I got confused**

He looks like a molting humanoid version of Gollum.

#11

Creepiest Commercial EVER.I'm Serious. Don't Watch This Alone

Posted: 8/3/12 at 8:54pm

I miss acid.

#12

Creepiest Commercial EVER.I'm Serious. Don't Watch This Alone

Posted: 8/3/12 at 10:13pm

... also available in Soylent Green.

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#13

Creepiest Commercial EVER.I'm Serious. Don't Watch This Alone

Posted: 8/3/12 at 10:45pm

http://www.businessinsider.com/these-bizarre-ice-cream-commercials-will-haunt-your-dreams-2012-8


Love Lickers

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j0_fVzTJO-8

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'There are three sides to every story. My side, your side, and the truth. And no one is lying. Memories shared serve each one differently' -Robert Evans-

Updated On: 8/3/12 at 10:45 PM

#14

Creepiest Commercial EVER.I'm Serious. Don't Watch This Alone

Posted: 8/4/12 at 10:27am

strummergirl I also thought it looked like a cracked out Gollum.
Very creepy, and I am staying far away from Little Babies Ice Cream

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#15

Creepiest Commercial EVER.I'm Serious. Don't Watch This Alone

Posted: 8/4/12 at 10:42am

I like how there's this line in there about giving a wink, which brings attention to the fact that he actually never blinks.

#16

Creepiest Commercial EVER.I'm Serious. Don't Watch This Alone

Posted: 8/5/12 at 12:13am

#17

Creepiest Commercial EVER.I'm Serious. Don't Watch This Alone

Posted: 8/5/12 at 12:15am

I'm positive that's Tilda Swinton.

#18

Creepiest Commercial EVER.I'm Serious. Don't Watch This Alone

Posted: 8/5/12 at 12:20am

#19

Creepiest Commercial EVER.I'm Serious. Don't Watch This Alone

Posted: 8/5/12 at 12:35am

I think it is brilliant marketing. People are intrigued,disturbed, terrified, and so on but everyone is talking about it.I must admit, I would like to try this ice cream,this ice cream I had never heard of 24 hours ago. They've created this new mascot, Malcolm a creepy A-sexual creature who likes Little Baby Ice Cream. Creepy? Yes. However,it's got everyone talking.

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'There are three sides to every story. My side, your side, and the truth. And no one is lying. Memories shared serve each one differently' -Robert Evans-

#20

Creepiest Commercial EVER.I'm Serious. Don't Watch This Alone

Posted: 8/5/12 at 4:29am

Is the ice cream made from real little babies?

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#21

Creepiest Commercial EVER.I'm Serious. Don't Watch This Alone

Posted: 8/5/12 at 5:41am

So wait....was that real or was it just the percocet?

Those eyes...I want my mommy.

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#22

Creepiest Commercial EVER.I'm Serious. Don't Watch This Alone

Posted: 8/5/12 at 9:22am

You can even see her? try to blink at one point, then remember that she can't. Either because the gunk will get in her eyes or because it will make the little baby-eaters angry.