Cruise Squirted
#0Cruise Squirted
Posted: 6/20/05 at 8:53am
That good ol' BBC. As if the gay horse and the nude interview weren't enough, we now have Tom Curise drenched by four(faux) news people at the War of the Worlds premiere in London. They approached him with what looked like a microphone but turned out to be a disguised water-gun. Cruise got his hair and coat wet and the men were arrested on suspicion of assualt. Oh, those Brits!
Updated On: 6/20/05 at 08:53 AM
#1re: Cruise Squirted
Posted: 6/20/05 at 8:58amI saw that on the Today Show this morning. I was laughing my ass off when I saw the teaser for it!!!
#2re: Cruise Squirted
Posted: 6/20/05 at 9:17amlol, LOVE IT!
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#4re: Cruise Squirted
Posted: 6/20/05 at 9:26am
hehehe DGrant.........I have to meet him first, LOL........
I do seem to have a "thing" for Prince Carl of Sweden........I wonder if being half Swedish will help my case?
#5re: Cruise Squirted
Posted: 6/20/05 at 9:36am
They weren't news people, they were people from a comedy show a la 'Punked.'
Cruise is of course being completely humorless about it.
Weenie.
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Broadway Legend Joined: 1/31/04
#6re: Cruise Squirted
Posted: 6/20/05 at 9:46am
"Weenie."
LOL
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Perfect comment.
LOL!
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#7re: Cruise Squirted
Posted: 6/20/05 at 9:48amI updated my report. Weenie. Weenie. Weenie. Cruise is a weenie. Why is that so funny? LOL
#8re: Cruise Squirted
Posted: 6/20/05 at 9:51am
What I can't believe is that 4 people were arrested for it...& that there might be assault charges.
It was WATER!
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Broadway Legend Joined: 4/17/05
#10re: Cruise Squirted
Posted: 6/20/05 at 10:04amWhoa, Nmartin... you have him pinned for the Wicked Weenie of the West, too?
#11re: Cruise Squirted
Posted: 6/20/05 at 10:05am
"Wicked Weenie of the West" I'll never call him anything else. LOL
I enjoy typing the word 'weenie" far too much.
weenie
Updated On: 6/20/05 at 10:05 AM
#12re: Cruise Squirted
Posted: 6/20/05 at 10:40amI can't stand Tom Cruise, and I'm sure he's been squirted in the face, before; but I must say that people should be able to go through this life without being assaulted. Even with water! And yes, being assaulted with water is still an assault. Legally, you can be assaulted without any physical contact. Having said that, it made me smile.
#13re: Cruise Squirted
Posted: 6/20/05 at 10:43am
Convinceme2, I love that picture of John Gavin. He makes a nifty little cowpoke.
Updated On: 6/20/05 at 10:43 AM
#14re: Cruise Squirted
Posted: 6/20/05 at 10:54amYes. Well, he's just nifty as anything.
#15re: Cruise Squirted
Posted: 6/20/05 at 10:57am
http://www.tampabays10.com/news/news.aspx?storyid=15047
above is the entire interview from talk, to squirt, to aftermath as filmed.....really pretty funny.
all Cruise had to do is laugh (which he did) and walk away.......but he chose to make a big deal out of it.....
#16re: Cruise Squirted
Posted: 6/20/05 at 11:10amElphaba, thanks for that. I enjoyed it tremendously. That man takes himself far too seriously. Weenie.
#17re: Cruise Squirted
Posted: 6/20/05 at 11:13amThey just showed the clip on The View. Quite a vocabulary that man has...
#18re: Cruise Squirted
Posted: 6/20/05 at 11:35am
"I'm sure he's been squirted in the face before"
cm2, I have a feeling you know more than you're telling us...
#20re: Cruise Squirted
Posted: 6/20/05 at 11:42amNow, I know why he didn't melt. Oh my, this has gotten smutty.
#22re: Cruise Squirted
Posted: 6/20/05 at 12:33pmOh, Morosco. That's positively pornographic. Thank you so much. LOL
#23re: Cruise Squirted
Posted: 6/20/05 at 12:46pmSo, has anyone here ever squirted anybody?
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