Cruise Squirted

#1

Cruise Squirted

Posted: 6/20/05 at 8:53am

That good ol' BBC. As if the gay horse and the nude interview weren't enough, we now have Tom Curise drenched by four(faux) news people at the War of the Worlds premiere in London. They approached him with what looked like a microphone but turned out to be a disguised water-gun. Cruise got his hair and coat wet and the men were arrested on suspicion of assualt. Oh, those Brits!

Updated On: 6/20/05 at 08:53 AM

#2

re: Cruise Squirted

Posted: 6/20/05 at 8:58am

I saw that on the Today Show this morning. I was laughing my ass off when I saw the teaser for it!!!

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#3

re: Cruise Squirted

Posted: 6/20/05 at 9:17am

lol, LOVE IT!

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#4

re: Cruise Squirted

Posted: 6/20/05 at 9:19am

Elph - are you waiting for your prince to come?

#5

re: Cruise Squirted

Posted: 6/20/05 at 9:26am

hehehe DGrant.........I have to meet him first, LOL........

I do seem to have a "thing" for Prince Carl of Sweden........I wonder if being half Swedish will help my case?

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It is ridiculous to set a detective story in New York City. New York City is itself a detective story... AGATHA CHRISTIE, Life magazine, May 14, 1956

#6

re: Cruise Squirted

Posted: 6/20/05 at 9:36am

They weren't news people, they were people from a comedy show a la 'Punked.'

Cruise is of course being completely humorless about it.

Weenie.

#7

re: Cruise Squirted

Posted: 6/20/05 at 9:46am

"Weenie."

LOL
LOL
LOL

Perfect comment.

LOL!

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#8

re: Cruise Squirted

Posted: 6/20/05 at 9:48am

I updated my report. Weenie. Weenie. Weenie. Cruise is a weenie. Why is that so funny? LOL

#9

re: Cruise Squirted

Posted: 6/20/05 at 9:51am

What I can't believe is that 4 people were arrested for it...& that there might be assault charges.

It was WATER!

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#10

re: Cruise Squirted

Posted: 6/20/05 at 9:54am

Why didn't Cruise melt?

#11

re: Cruise Squirted

Posted: 6/20/05 at 10:04am

Whoa, Nmartin... you have him pinned for the Wicked Weenie of the West, too?

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#12

re: Cruise Squirted

Posted: 6/20/05 at 10:05am

"Wicked Weenie of the West" I'll never call him anything else. LOL

I enjoy typing the word 'weenie" far too much.


weenie

Updated On: 6/20/05 at 10:05 AM

#13

re: Cruise Squirted

Posted: 6/20/05 at 10:40am

I can't stand Tom Cruise, and I'm sure he's been squirted in the face, before; but I must say that people should be able to go through this life without being assaulted. Even with water! And yes, being assaulted with water is still an assault. Legally, you can be assaulted without any physical contact. Having said that, it made me smile.

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#14

re: Cruise Squirted

Posted: 6/20/05 at 10:43am

Convinceme2, I love that picture of John Gavin. He makes a nifty little cowpoke.

Updated On: 6/20/05 at 10:43 AM

#15

re: Cruise Squirted

Posted: 6/20/05 at 10:54am

Yes. Well, he's just nifty as anything.

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#16

re: Cruise Squirted

Posted: 6/20/05 at 10:57am

http://www.tampabays10.com/news/news.aspx?storyid=15047

above is the entire interview from talk, to squirt, to aftermath as filmed.....really pretty funny.

all Cruise had to do is laugh (which he did) and walk away.......but he chose to make a big deal out of it.....

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It is ridiculous to set a detective story in New York City. New York City is itself a detective story... AGATHA CHRISTIE, Life magazine, May 14, 1956

#17

re: Cruise Squirted

Posted: 6/20/05 at 11:10am

Elphaba, thanks for that. I enjoyed it tremendously. That man takes himself far too seriously. Weenie.

#18

re: Cruise Squirted

Posted: 6/20/05 at 11:13am

They just showed the clip on The View. Quite a vocabulary that man has...

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#19

re: Cruise Squirted

Posted: 6/20/05 at 11:35am

"I'm sure he's been squirted in the face before"

cm2, I have a feeling you know more than you're telling us...

#20

re: Cruise Squirted

Posted: 6/20/05 at 11:37am

Are we sure that it's water?

#21

re: Cruise Squirted

Posted: 6/20/05 at 11:42am

Now, I know why he didn't melt. Oh my, this has gotten smutty.

#22

re: Cruise Squirted

Posted: 6/20/05 at 11:44am

Updated On: 6/20/05 at 11:44 AM

#23

re: Cruise Squirted

Posted: 6/20/05 at 12:33pm

Oh, Morosco. That's positively pornographic. Thank you so much. LOL

#24

re: Cruise Squirted

Posted: 6/20/05 at 12:46pm

So, has anyone here ever squirted anybody?

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#25

re: Cruise Squirted

Posted: 6/20/05 at 12:58pm

Russell Crowe. He threw the phone at me.