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#51

re: Cruise Squirted

Is it really necessary to "set an example" with 4 imbeciles who thought it would be funny to squirt him with water though? It's all a little OTT. I am not saying it was excusable but his overreaction is ridiculous.
Nothing precious, plain to see, don't make a fuss over me. Not loud, not soft, but somewhere inbetween. Say sorry, just let it be the word you mean.
#52

re: Cruise Squirted

Even though it's Tom? What about someone squirting Bush?

Marquise - are you crabby today?

"Do you know what pledge time is, Andrew"? said the PBS Executive. "Yes", Lloyd Webber replied. "My 50th birthday special must be one program that gets done a lot." "No", mused the man from PBS heedlessy. "Not so much. Our Stephen Sondheim Carnegie Hall concert. That's a big one." Spoons, forks and knives seemed suddenly to suspend their motion in horror, all around the table.

Updated On: 6/21/05 at 08:19 AM

#53

re: Cruise Squirted

Justice, I was wondering the same thing about Marquise being crabby. He got bent out of shape because of my neg. comments about The Last of Sheila. Hand me that watergun disguised as a mic.
#54

re: Cruise Squirted

Well it wasn't Bush, was it? It was a ridiculous shouting gay midget who has made himself look even more ridiculous and shouty now.

and nmartin, that made me laugh out loud.
Nothing precious, plain to see, don't make a fuss over me. Not loud, not soft, but somewhere inbetween. Say sorry, just let it be the word you mean.
#55

re: Cruise Squirted

since when is expressing one's opinion being crabby.

stop projecting people...

if calling me crabby is going to make *you* feel better, knock yourself out.

Updated On: 6/21/05 at 09:29 AM

#56

re: Cruise Squirted

Fine. You're crabby. There now, I feel great!
Nothing precious, plain to see, don't make a fuss over me. Not loud, not soft, but somewhere inbetween. Say sorry, just let it be the word you mean.
#57

re: Cruise Squirted

i'm glad something makes you feel great!

Updated On: 6/21/05 at 09:33 AM

#58

re: Cruise Squirted

Marquise...did you wake up on the wrong side of the Litter box this morning?
"Do you know what pledge time is, Andrew"? said the PBS Executive. "Yes", Lloyd Webber replied. "My 50th birthday special must be one program that gets done a lot." "No", mused the man from PBS heedlessy. "Not so much. Our Stephen Sondheim Carnegie Hall concert. That's a big one." Spoons, forks and knives seemed suddenly to suspend their motion in horror, all around the table.
#59

re: Cruise Squirted

Marquise, don't worry about them. You're right.

"his overreaction is ridiculous."

His overreaction? If that same thing happened to anyone on the street, I wouldn't be surprised if they punched out the guy who did it. I'm sure that people have gotten murdered for less. THAT is overreaction.
#60

re: Cruise Squirted

How do people feel about those folks who throw pies in Ann Coulter's face? People hate what she says and stands for and try to publicly humiliate her by via a good ole cream pie.

I've never actually liked Tom Cruise as an actor. And I find him rather creepy as a person...or, rather, persona. But once he crossed the line into declaring that psychiatry and medication are dangerous and should be avoided, he himself became dangerous. So you can't imagine someone wanting to publicly humiliate him? Not that that's what this incident was about.
"I'm so looking forward to a time when all the Reagan Democrats are dead."
#61

re: cruise squirted

wait, robbie, what was that about ann coulter's pie?
r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.

...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty

pray to st. jude

i'm a sonic reducer

he was the gimmicky sort

fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
#62

re: cruise squirted

I found a hair in it.

Once.
"I'm so looking forward to a time when all the Reagan Democrats are dead."
#63

re: cruise squirted

now that is shocking, i was told that she waxes daily.
r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.

...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty

pray to st. jude

i'm a sonic reducer

he was the gimmicky sort

fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
#64

re: cruise squirted

It was obviously a rogue agent.

And it was gray.
"I'm so looking forward to a time when all the Reagan Democrats are dead."
#65

re: cruise squirted

oh, that might have been a left over from strap-on night with uncle teddy.
r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.

...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty

pray to st. jude

i'm a sonic reducer

he was the gimmicky sort

fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective

Updated On: 6/21/05 at 05:35 PM

#66

re: cruise squirted

papa,

do you think any of your straight bretheren here have been 'pegged' (Dan Savage's term for a guy taking it from a girl with a strap-on)?

If anyone would like to share a personal recollection, we're all listening.
"I'm so looking forward to a time when all the Reagan Democrats are dead."
#67

re: cruise squirted

i have straight brethren here?
r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.

...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty

pray to st. jude

i'm a sonic reducer

he was the gimmicky sort

fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
#68

re: cruise squirted

Theoretically.
"I'm so looking forward to a time when all the Reagan Democrats are dead."
#69

re: cruise squirted

we should make a list... re: cruise squirted
"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."
#70

re: cruise squirted

Addy, I don't think we're supposed to out people here...
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#71

re: cruise squirted

darn...
"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."
#72

re: cruise squirted

wait, someone said earlier on this thread it was for a prank show, ala punked. i haven't heard anymore about htis via other news sources, so i was wondering if anyone had for info about it?
#73

re: cruise squirted

robbiej-

He was just voicing his opinion on something. Regardless of whether his thoughts are right or wrong, that does not make him dangerous.
#74

re: cruise squirted

The person who squirted water at Tom Cruise did a very stupid and childish thing. Maybe he(the person who squirted the water) should go back to elementary school and learn a lesson in manners. I'm glad that Tom Cruise said something to him. I would have too.
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