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#26

re: Cruise and Holmes Engaged

She's pretty but she's a bad actress. SHe looks about 15, and is awful in Batman. It's like a little girl playing dress up. Her playing a lawyer was about as believable as when Denise Richards played a nuclear scientist.
#27

re: Cruise and Holmes Engaged

"I thought I heard somewhere the producers of War of the Worlds are less than thrilled about Tom's antics. I know he's making me a lot less thrilled about seeing it/him. I've reached my Cruise-quotient for the summer, thank you very much. I'll probably still go see Batman Begins, because Katie's not enough to detur me from 2+ hours of Christian Bale"

Yea, I've been over Tom for a few years now. But after all this I don't even want to look at him anymore so I will NOT be seeing his movie.
On the otherhand, I do want to see Batman because A) Liam Neeson is in it and I cannot describe how hot this man is to me, and B) Christian Bale (though he is less hot given how odd he is...that and I never forgave him for "American Psycho" Worst. Movie. Ever.)
"My friends have made the story of my life." -Helen Keller
#28

re: Cruise and Holmes Engaged

He snagged some veal, she snagged a trophy. It's true love, y'all! How can you spit in the face of TRUE LOVE?

I swear, negativity snowballs are just FLYING around here.
"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian
#29

re: Cruise and Holmes Engaged

2. Wait, wait, wait... A science fiction writer made up Tom Cruise's religion? Really?

Yes...great, isn't it

3. This is probably ignorant, but I've never seen a church of Scientology. Do they have churches?

Ooh! I saw one in London... it's on Tottenham Crt Rd. I swear its between a store and a fast food chicken place or something. People sit out from at tables and try to make you take a stress test (or that was the feature the times I passed it)
"My friends have made the story of my life." -Helen Keller
#30

re: Cruise and Holmes Engaged

I'm just so happy for them. She'll finally be able to lose her flower!

If the marriage goes through, look for a Katie Holmes Oscar win in 10 years.

Mimi Rogers didn't get one cause she only stuck it out for 3 years.
"I'm so looking forward to a time when all the Reagan Democrats are dead."
#31

re: Cruise and Holmes Engaged

I'll still see War of the Worlds because it's a Spielberg film, and I'm a sucker for disaster movies.
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#33

re: Cruise and Holmes Engaged

EWWWWWWWWWWWW

I hope his movie tanks. If I didn't love Batman Begins so much, I'd wish the same for her.
#34

re: Cruise and Holmes Engaged

Are you serious, Elphie?!?!? I guess they're cute together in the sense that they're both acting nuttier than a squirrel's cheeks in October, so I guess they do seem an apt pairing.
But when did New Hampshire become--Such a backward wasteland of seatbelt hating crazies?...I mean, only 40 people actually live there. The others are just visitors who come for the tax-free liquor and three inches of novelty coastline. John Hodgeman on The Daily Show (1-30-07)

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