McCain's biggest problem isn't that he's Bush III, it isn't that he's retrograde, it isn't even his voting record (though he's a disaster on women's concerns, to be sure; any Clinton gal who lines up with him has anger management issues). He's a singularly unappealing presence in just about any arena, stadium, green cyclorama, podium, Dairy Queen opening. He is charmless and often graceless, and when he smiles, it comes off like Randall Flagg, the Satan figure in Stephen King's THE STAND. He seems sour and joyless. No one wants him to kiss their baby, not because he's "old" (he ain't that old), but because he's so unappealing. I don't doubt that the war experiences played a role, and I cannot fault him for his looks (the bloat from the melanoma surgery is unfortunate). Forget someone to have a beer with -- you wouldn't want him doing your income tax at H&R block. He's not a natural, and for a President, there must be some sort of pulse, some underlying warmth. I don't know a Republican who truly responds to him. All of that tired "he'll keep us safe" soccer mom stuff has no teeth in the voting booth, not with gas at 5 bucks, and nature destroying us more than any terrorist.
"I'm a comedian, but in my spare time, things bother me." Garry Shandling
Updated On: 6/17/08 at 11:15 AM