Cyber Seduction

[UglyBug]

Posted: 6/23/05 at 11:09pm

Listen boys and this is what will happen to you if you ever look at any kind of porno online.
1) You will become obsessed with nothing else.
2)Therefor your grades will suffer
3)You will be harassed and ridiculed everywhere you go
4)You might flunk out of school
5)You wont be able to see your gf b/c she isn't as good as porn
6)Your parents will be incredibly angry with you and take away your computer and the internt. forcing you to look at porn in the library!
7) guys at school will gang up on you and beat the crap out of you
Finally you will want to kill yourself and will try to by whatever means avalaible...but the love of your family will save you in the end.


i just watched a gem of a movie on Lifetime, about a kid who looks at porn and all of the above happen to him as a result. My boyfriend and I couldn't watch the movie w/a straight face.

A quote from the movie coming from teenagers to the teenager looking at porn is
"You're a freak. We hear you are into some kinky stuff. We are going to beat you up, watch out. Oh and thanks for sending me that link to porn, jerk, now I have all kinds of perverted links in my email."

Yeah like teenagers are going to beat someone up b/c they are looking at porn.

However, Im sure this movie will scare the crap out of some suburban mom who gets paranoid whenever her kid even scratches himself, or sees a boob somewhere on tv.

[Snaps]

Posted: 6/24/05 at 12:24am

You forgot to mention eternal damnation and suffering, UglyBug.

[Jimmyojimmy]

Posted: 6/24/05 at 12:28am

I think someones been watching too much Lifetime movies.
Updated On: 6/24/05 at 12:28 AM

[Parks]

Posted: 6/24/05 at 12:58am

I really wish LifeTime would have asked for my permission first before using me as a character. -_- Bastards.

[UglyBug]

Posted: 6/24/05 at 12:58am

No way! I always love a good lifetime movie, but this is the first I've watched in a long time.

They are so trashy and stupid but yet I still watch them....

[UglyBug]

Posted: 6/24/05 at 12:59am

Snaps, actually I forgot but that was implied too. At the end of the movie the kid tells his sweet/church going gf that he wants to go to church with her.

[ljay889]

Posted: 6/24/05 at 1:00am

Was this one of their movies "based on a true story" ?

[Jimmyojimmy]

Posted: 6/24/05 at 1:11am

yeah, based on my life, but they didnt have to pay me because they changed the character of me into a guy.

[UglyBug]

Posted: 6/24/05 at 1:43am

ljay, no I dont think so. I think it was designed to educate over the evils porn

[Jimmyojimmy]

Posted: 6/24/05 at 1:58am

i certainly dont think porn is evil. It just renders too many f uckin pop up adds.

[cturtle]

Posted: 6/24/05 at 2:18am

hey, PARKS, NOW do you understand my crack about your avatar looking like the end of CYBER SEDUCTION? the boy tries to kill himself by leaping face first into a swimming pool.

[Jimmyojimmy]

Posted: 6/24/05 at 2:22am

whoa, thats weird, all over porn? crazy

[Parks]

Posted: 6/24/05 at 6:41am

...did he stick his tongue out because he was having fun?

[nmartin]

Posted: 6/24/05 at 7:50am

I swear the purpose of this movie makes me think of those 30's films that were supposed to help the 'troubled youth of today':
Reefer Madness and Cocaine Fiends.
And let us not forget Edward D. Wood's opus on the 'smut picture racket' The Sinister Urge. (1961) Updated On: 6/24/05 at 07:50 AM

[Snaps]

Posted: 6/24/05 at 8:01am

"I look at porn-- woe is me, my life is worthless, let me drown myself?"

Sure. The average teenage boy thinks on that about... 6.329 times each day. I think I'll write Lifetime in praise; finally, someone understands.

[nmartin]

Posted: 6/24/05 at 8:07am

"...whenever her kid sees a boob on tv" I assume you mean the mother will get paranoid and worried for her son's safety whenever he sees George W. Bush on tv. Lifetime should make a movie about that.

[Snaps]

Posted: 6/24/05 at 8:11am

Well, that's understanable.

[Snaps]

Posted: 6/24/05 at 12:46pm

Well, it's common knowledge that all kids go out at night and smoke pot, get drunk, and rave in their pajamas. But looking at porn? Of all things. Really.