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DAMMIT I'M ALREADY HUNGRY: the official Yom Kippur Kvetching thread

DAMMIT I'M ALREADY HUNGRY: the official Yom Kippur Kvetching thread

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#0DAMMIT I'M ALREADY HUNGRY: the official Yom Kippur Kvetching thread
Posted: 10/13/05 at 12:06am

Ok, not really but I am craving something sweet. I figured I'd start this thread for those of us fasting.

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#1re: DAMMIT I'M ALREADY HUNGRY: the official Yom Kippur Kvetching thread
Posted: 10/13/05 at 12:09am

ME TOO.

And I can't sleep when I'm hungry, so... I can't sleep.


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#2re: DAMMIT I'M ALREADY HUNGRY: the official Yom Kippur Kvetching thread
Posted: 10/13/05 at 12:10am

I think this goes in the top 10 Best Thread Titles Ever.


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#3re: DAMMIT I'M ALREADY HUNGRY: the official Yom Kippur Kvetching thread
Posted: 10/13/05 at 12:10am

Aw, jeez..I feel sorry for you all. re: DAMMIT I'M ALREADY HUNGRY: the official Yom Kippur Kvetching thread

*hands everyone who is observing Yom Kippur a virtual cookie...so you can pretend to eat it!*


What the puck?!

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#4re: DAMMIT I'M ALREADY HUNGRY: the official Yom Kippur Kvetching thread
Posted: 10/13/05 at 12:11am

I know I should have started fasting already - but I get such migraines!

So I will start after I wake up tomorrow...

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#5re: DAMMIT I'M ALREADY HUNGRY: the official Yom Kippur Kvetching thread
Posted: 10/13/05 at 12:11am

:) thanks. I have to admit, it IS one of the better ones I've started. LOL

NOW GIVE ME CHOCOLATE!!


By the way - you aren't supposed to compromise your health so if you get serious migraines or feel faint I think God will forgive you. I'm no Rabbi but I beleive there are even laws saying that if you're breastfeeding or in poor health you are REQUIRED to eat, no? Updated On: 10/13/05 at 12:11 AM

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#6re: DAMMIT I'M ALREADY HUNGRY: the official Yom Kippur Kvetching thread
Posted: 10/13/05 at 12:14am

Look, this is how I manage to get through the fasting that we Catholics must observe on Ash Wednesday and Good Friday: Just keep thinking of the bloodiest moments of THE PASSION OF THE CHRIST. I don't know if it'll work for you, but it sure makes me lose my appetite.


"Long live God!" (GODSPELL)

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#7re: DAMMIT I'M ALREADY HUNGRY: the official Yom Kippur Kvetching thread
Posted: 10/13/05 at 12:17am

I didn't see that wreck re: DAMMIT I'M ALREADY HUNGRY: the official Yom Kippur Kvetching thread

Oh, I know I shouldn't compromise the little that's left of my health.

But I like to try fasting - until I forget and eat...

My people suffered for enough years. If you ask me, the rest of the world should be fasting.

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#8re: DAMMIT I'M ALREADY HUNGRY: the official Yom Kippur Kvetching thread
Posted: 10/13/05 at 12:18am

This thread makes me very happy that I did not fast this year.

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#9re: DAMMIT I'M ALREADY HUNGRY: the official Yom Kippur Kvetching thread
Posted: 10/13/05 at 12:20am

I usually don't because I get sick. I did it two years ago, as I spent the entire day at my temple going to and leading services... I basically HAD to. I'm trying to this year, though.


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#10re: DAMMIT I'M ALREADY HUNGRY: the official Yom Kippur Kvetching thread
Posted: 10/13/05 at 12:26am

I should tell you guys about the delicious truffle pasta I had at Thalia last night, and the three soft tacos I polished off near the Public tonight! Oozy, drippy sauce...hot, juicy meat...


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#11re: DAMMIT I'M ALREADY HUNGRY: the official Yom Kippur Kvetching thread
Posted: 10/13/05 at 12:27am

Tiff, I hate you.


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#12re: DAMMIT I'M ALREADY HUNGRY: the official Yom Kippur Kvetching thread
Posted: 10/13/05 at 12:29am

Get in line, Em. I mean, I'm not Jewish or fasting or anything, I just hate her.


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#13DAMMIT I'M ALREADY HUNGRY: and Tiff is lookin' Delish!
Posted: 10/13/05 at 12:29am

So do I!

I have a headache already!
Updated On: 10/13/05 at 12:29 AM

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#14re: DAMMIT I'M ALREADY HUNGRY: the official Yom Kippur Kvetching thread
Posted: 10/13/05 at 12:29am

I'm close enough to send some your way! Or, at the very least, eat something right in front of you! Aren't you just dying for a bagel now? Or chocolate chip cookies? Or chicken?

(And might I mention that Beka531 is coming out tomorrow - this Jewish gal is lying to her parents, blowing off temple and hanging out with Internet strangers behind her parents' backs AND EATING WITH US on the Jewish day of atonement. Bad karma?)


"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

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#15re: DAMMIT I'M ALREADY HUNGRY: and Tiff is lookin' Delish!
Posted: 10/13/05 at 12:30am

And I won't decribe in great detail the pasta primavera I made for supper.


"Long live God!" (GODSPELL)
Updated On: 10/13/05 at 12:30 AM

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#16DAMMIT I'M ALREADY HUNGRY: and Tiff is lookin' Delish!
Posted: 10/13/05 at 12:30am

AKH!

I hate you goyim!

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#17DAMMIT I'M ALREADY HUNGRY: and Tiff is lookin' Delish!
Posted: 10/13/05 at 12:31am

Tell me, Dollypop! I love hearing about other people's good dining experiences, especially in times like this when I know there are people envious of me!


"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

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#18DAMMIT I'M ALREADY HUNGRY: and Tiff is lookin' Delish!
Posted: 10/13/05 at 12:32am

Yeah, my empty stomach and I are sulking and going to sleep now.


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#19re: DAMMIT I'M ALREADY HUNGRY: the official Yom Kippur Kvetching thread
Posted: 10/13/05 at 12:32am

For those who don't understand the reasoning behind the fast...this is my take on it based on what I've been told.

Rosh Hashana (New Year) - God decides your standing in this world for the following year... your health, your financial situation, your love life, EVERYTHING.

Between then and Yom Kippur you have the chance to attone and reflect on how you can be a better person, thereby offering you a chance to convince God to lessen the decree of what's been decided.

On Yom Kippur the decision is made final, so to speak, so we try to make ourselves as close to resembling angels as possible...therefore the fasting. Cause yeah, angels don't eat. Well, that is at least ONE of the reasons... I'd be happy to hear if this differs from anyone else's reasoning.

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#20DAMMIT I'M ALREADY HUNGRY: and Tiff is lookin' Delish!
Posted: 10/13/05 at 12:35am

Angels don't eat? Well, thank G-d I'm going to Hell!
Updated On: 10/13/05 at 12:35 AM

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#21re: DAMMIT I'M ALREADY HUNGRY: the official Yom Kippur Kvetching thread
Posted: 10/13/05 at 12:35am

I was never given a very explicit explanation, but if I splice togther what I've learned over the years, it's a sort of self-imposed "suffering" sort of thing. Yom Kippur is a day of atonement, not a joyous, celebratory occasion, which is why we don't eat. I was also told that we fast because when we aren't *allowed* to eat, we won't focus on such "trivial" things during services as "ooh, maybe I'll have chicken for lunch." Without the distraction of what we'll eat (despite the fact that our stomachs might be growling and we *want* to eat) we can concentrate on the solemnity of the day at hand.

I've never heard that about angels, but that's really interesting!


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#22re: DAMMIT I'M ALREADY HUNGRY: the official Yom Kippur Kvetching thread
Posted: 10/13/05 at 12:39am

So instead I'm thinking about my migraine and trying to surpress my tummy tantrum...

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#23re: DAMMIT I'M ALREADY HUNGRY: the official Yom Kippur Kvetching thread
Posted: 10/13/05 at 12:41am

Yeah, that's the odd catch to that reason. It's definitely not foolproof, nor does it cover all grounds.


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#24re: DAMMIT I'M ALREADY HUNGRY: the official Yom Kippur Kvetching thread
Posted: 10/13/05 at 12:41am

I didn't mean to imply that it's the only reason we fast but it's definitely one of the explanations I was given...ever notice how wearing white is kind of the "thing to do?"


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