DAVID GEST Weighs In on Michael Jackson
DAVID GEST Weighs In on Michael Jackson
JustAGuy
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/20/03
#1DAVID GEST Weighs In on Michael Jackson
Posted: 6/30/09 at 11:27am
Click on the link...just to view the picture it's worth it!!
EEEEEEEEEEK!!
David tells all.
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#2re: DAVID GEST Weighs In on Michael Jackson
Posted: 6/30/09 at 11:33amIf I die suddenly, PLEASE don't let David Gest talk about how normal he thought I was.
#2re: DAVID GEST Weighs In on Michael Jackson
Posted: 6/30/09 at 11:46am
"The Reginald Tresilian I knew talked like a real man, acted like a real man and shook a hand like a real man."
--PalJoey
#3re: DAVID GEST Weighs In on Michael Jackson
Posted: 6/30/09 at 11:50amWOAH! What the hell is going on with David Gest's hair? I mean what is going on with the rest of him too, but YIKES!
"This show had the WORST magnets on Broadway!"
#4re: DAVID GEST Weighs In on Michael Jackson
Posted: 6/30/09 at 11:51amWhoa! Gest done thugged out! Check the BLING!
Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!
#5re: DAVID GEST Weighs In on Michael Jackson
Posted: 6/30/09 at 11:53amWhat is that?
'There are three sides to every story. My side, your side, and the truth. And no one is lying. Memories shared serve each one differently'
-Robert Evans-
#6re: DAVID GEST Weighs In on Michael Jackson
Posted: 6/30/09 at 11:54amIs the Spike still open?
<-----I'M TOTES ROLLING MY EYES
#7re: DAVID GEST Weighs In on Michael Jackson
Posted: 6/30/09 at 12:01pmWow! What happened to his face?
#8re: DAVID GEST Weighs In on Michael Jackson
Posted: 6/30/09 at 12:05pmLooks like his butt cheek implants travelled!
Those Blocked: SueStorm. N2N Nate. Good riddence to stupid! Rad-Z, shill begone!
Q
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/3/05
#9re: DAVID GEST Weighs In on Michael Jackson
Posted: 6/30/09 at 12:06pm
How would he know anything about what a 'real man' is or isn't?
My brother-in-law (de facto) once tried to have a business meeting with him and a couple of his cronies. Three times Mr. Gest interrupted him out-of-the-blue to say, "You're not Jewish, are you?" After the third reply of, "No, I'm not" - and a follow-up on the third time with, "Is this a problem?" - Mr. Gest simply wouldn't say another word, and eventually just got up and left, never to be heard from again.
StockardFan
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/19/08
#10re: DAVID GEST Weighs In on Michael Jackson
Posted: 6/30/09 at 12:10pmWhy the hell did I open that link? I'm gonna have nightmares!
KFTC!!!!!
nmartin
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/3/05
#12re: DAVID GEST Weighs In on Michael Jackson
Posted: 6/30/09 at 12:21pmPoor Jane Russell. She's the victim.
TheatreDiva90016
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/10/04
#13re: DAVID GEST Weighs In on Michael Jackson
Posted: 6/30/09 at 3:39pm
It's nice to know Jacko was just like the rest of us...
(Slightly diferent picture because the picture of toast in the article has a copyright block on it. For toast. A picture of burnt toast. Really?!)
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Gothampc
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/20/03
#14re: DAVID GEST Weighs In on Michael Jackson
Posted: 6/30/09 at 3:43pmDavid Gest has turned into Cheech Marin.
If anyone ever tells you that you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.
#15re: DAVID GEST Weighs In on Michael Jackson
Posted: 6/30/09 at 3:43pmI can't wait to hear what he has to say about Amy Spanger.
"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian
Gothampc
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/20/03
#16re: DAVID GEST Weighs In on Michael Jackson
Posted: 6/30/09 at 3:44pmLook on the bright side. This gives Liza a reason to live. Would you want that showing up at your funeral and giving a eulogy?
If anyone ever tells you that you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.
#17re: DAVID GEST Weighs In on Michael Jackson
Posted: 6/30/09 at 3:53pmOMG - to think he paid someone to look like that!!!
Hey Dottie!
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#18re: DAVID GEST Weighs In on Michael Jackson
Posted: 6/30/09 at 4:42pm
Now I understand why Liza was forced to sing "Family Affair" by Mary J. Blige in her Gest-produced COMEBACK.
And how much of a lie is that waitress story at the end?
Weird doesn't begin to describe it.
How much would YOU pay for the weeks of footage of Liza & David's reality show?
P
Gothampc
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/20/03
#19re: DAVID GEST Weighs In on Michael Jackson
Posted: 6/30/09 at 5:19pm
"And how much of a lie is that waitress story at the end?"
Yeah I have to wonder about that too. Mainly because MJ was always portrayed as being fearful of germs. I just can't see him sitting around an IHOP.
Maybe the waitress smacked him because:
A. the waitress could have been a foreigner
B. she really knew who Jackson was and smacked him because she thought he was hurting children
C. she was trying to see if that face would crack
D. Jackson was drugged out and she was trying to revive him.
If anyone ever tells you that you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.
#20re: DAVID GEST Weighs In on Michael Jackson
Posted: 6/30/09 at 5:30pm
I don't think David really knew all that stuff about Michael Jackson. At most, I think he Gest.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian
StockardFan
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/19/08
#22re: DAVID GEST Weighs In on Michael Jackson
Posted: 6/30/09 at 10:29pm
"At most, I think he Gest."
Oh... really, dear? Really?
<-- stopped knee-slap midway to groan, mostly in shame.
And no one grew into anything new, we just became the worst of what we were."
#23re: DAVID GEST Weighs In on Michael Jackson
Posted: 6/30/09 at 10:39pm
CREEEPY!
(Stupid photo-hosting sites. Pbbbbbt.)
And no one grew into anything new, we just became the worst of what we were."
Updated On: 6/30/09 at 10:39 PM
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