Click on the link...just to view the picture it's worth it!!
EEEEEEEEEEK!!
David tells all.
If I die suddenly, PLEASE don't let David Gest talk about how normal he thought I was.
"The Reginald Tresilian I knew talked like a real man, acted like a real man and shook a hand like a real man."
--PalJoey
WOAH! What the hell is going on with David Gest's hair? I mean what is going on with the rest of him too, but YIKES!
Whoa! Gest done thugged out! Check the BLING!
What is that?
Is the Spike still open?
Wow! What happened to his face?
Looks like his butt cheek implants travelled!
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/3/05
How would he know anything about what a 'real man' is or isn't?
My brother-in-law (de facto) once tried to have a business meeting with him and a couple of his cronies. Three times Mr. Gest interrupted him out-of-the-blue to say, "You're not Jewish, are you?" After the third reply of, "No, I'm not" - and a follow-up on the third time with, "Is this a problem?" - Mr. Gest simply wouldn't say another word, and eventually just got up and left, never to be heard from again.
Why the hell did I open that link? I'm gonna have nightmares!
Poor Jane Russell. She's the victim.
It's nice to know Jacko was just like the rest of us...
(Slightly diferent picture because the picture of toast in the article has a copyright block on it. For toast. A picture of burnt toast. Really?!)
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/20/03
David Gest has turned into Cheech Marin.
I can't wait to hear what he has to say about Amy Spanger.
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/20/03
Look on the bright side. This gives Liza a reason to live. Would you want that showing up at your funeral and giving a eulogy?
OMG - to think he paid someone to look like that!!!
Now I understand why Liza was forced to sing "Family Affair" by Mary J. Blige in her Gest-produced COMEBACK.
And how much of a lie is that waitress story at the end?
Weird doesn't begin to describe it.
How much would YOU pay for the weeks of footage of Liza & David's reality show?
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Broadway Legend Joined: 5/20/03
"And how much of a lie is that waitress story at the end?"
Yeah I have to wonder about that too. Mainly because MJ was always portrayed as being fearful of germs. I just can't see him sitting around an IHOP.
Maybe the waitress smacked him because:
A. the waitress could have been a foreigner
B. she really knew who Jackson was and smacked him because she thought he was hurting children
C. she was trying to see if that face would crack
D. Jackson was drugged out and she was trying to revive him.
I don't think David really knew all that stuff about Michael Jackson. At most, I think he Gest.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
"At most, I think he Gest."
Oh... really, dear? Really?
<-- stopped knee-slap midway to groan, mostly in shame.
CREEEPY!
(Stupid photo-hosting sites. Pbbbbbt.)
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/16/07
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