Dallas: The Movie
Gothampc
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/20/03
#0Dallas: The Movie
Posted: 3/14/06 at 4:21pm
What a crappy cast.
Jennifer Lopez as Sue Ellen Ewing, Luke Wilson is negotiating to play Bobby Ewing, John Travolta has an offer to star as J.R. Ewing and Shirley MacLaine is down for the part of Miss Ellie Ewing
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#1re: Dallas: The Movie
Posted: 3/14/06 at 4:24pmIt's a little early for April Fool's Day.
#2re: Dallas: The Movie
Posted: 3/14/06 at 4:25pm
Wow! Sounds like the perfect movie to miss.
Sue Ellen is my favorite character from that show and it requires an actor to play the part. JLo no, no, no, no, no.
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Gothampc
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/20/03
#3re: Dallas: The Movie
Posted: 3/14/06 at 4:30pmJohn Travolta is not intimidating enough for JR. There's no danger there. And while I like Shirley MacLaine, she just doesn't seem right for Miss Ellie.
pattifan2
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/12/04
#5re: Dallas: The Movie
Posted: 3/14/06 at 4:32pmCouldn't agree more. Kevin Spacey would be a better JR. Julia Roberts for Sue Ellen.
cheezedoodle
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/15/05
#6re: Dallas: The Movie
Posted: 3/14/06 at 4:34pmActually Shirley would be perfect for JR and Travolta could play Miss Ellie ala Edna Turnblad. Sounds like a winner to me.
Gothampc
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/20/03
#7re: Dallas: The Movie
Posted: 3/14/06 at 4:37pmIt should be Russell Crowe as JR and Rosemary Harris as Miss Ellie.
#8re: Dallas: The Movie
Posted: 3/14/06 at 4:58pm
My dream cast would be:
Jock Ewing: V.P. Dick Cheney
Miss Ellie: Gena Rowlands
J.R. Ewing: Senator Trent Lott or Chazz Palmieri
Sue Ellen Ewing: Sharon Stone or Kim Catrall
Bobby Ewing: Aidan Quinn or John Travolta or Russell Crowe
Pam Barnes Ewing: Terri Hatcher
Cliff Barnes: George H.W. "Dubya" Bush
Donna: undecided
Lucy Ewing: Kristin Chenoweth or Diana Degarma
Ray Krebb: Robert Downey, Jr., George Clooney, or Val Kilmer
Note: all the folks here with the exception of Diana Digarma are probably a little long in tooth to be casted in this movie as I've picked them.
pattifan2
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/12/04
#9re: Dallas: The Movie
Posted: 3/14/06 at 5:22pmReese Witherspoon would be great for Donna.
#10re: Dallas: The Movie
Posted: 3/14/06 at 5:25pmReese would be perfect as Donna Pattifan!!!
pattifan2
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/12/04
#11re: Dallas: The Movie
Posted: 3/14/06 at 5:28pmAnd there has to be a part for Dolly Parton.
#12re: Dallas: The Movie
Posted: 3/14/06 at 5:36pmWOW. Hollywood has officially been wrung dry of ideas.
#13re: Dallas: The Movie
Posted: 3/14/06 at 5:49pm
I don’t see this trend reversing anytime soon considering that the major studios desperately depend on overseas receipts, merchandising, and network/cable/satellite TV licensing deals to make back their money. They can hardly survive off domestic box office receipts alone so picking material from TV land for adaptation to screen is a safe bet. They'll in turn sell the product right back to TV land. That precious demographic that Hollywood panders to has probably never see an episode of the series ‘Dallas’ or any other from that era so to some it’s a novel concept. Brace yourselves for ‘Charlie's Angels 10: Charlie Revealed’ replete with cameo by Farrah Fawcett-Majors-Whatever lol.
#14re: Dallas: The Movie
Posted: 3/14/06 at 5:53pmLOL.
#15re: Dallas: The Movie
Posted: 3/14/06 at 6:11pm
OMG, we cannot forget about casting someone in the role of Kristin Shepard played by Mary Crosby, i.e. the chick that shot J.R. That cliffhanger left more Americans in suspense than the Supreme Court's decision in Gore v. Bush (2000).
kate2
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/6/05
#16re: Dallas: The Movie
Posted: 3/14/06 at 8:20pmDo they still make shoulder pads big enough to make this movie?
#17re: Dallas: The Movie
Posted: 3/14/06 at 8:29pm
Gena Rowlands give the same perf in film after film.
Kevin Spacey is a bad actor. Mannered and stiff. When he comes out I will take him seriously.
Maureen Stapleton ironically would have been a great Miss Ellie.
How about Judi Dench and Brian Dennehy as Miss Ellie and Jock?
She is too old but Jessica Lange would be great as Sue Ellen.
J.R.? Eric Bana.
Bobby? Mark Ruffalo.
Lucy? Reese. Or maybe Britney.
Pam? Anne Hathaway
Sue Ellen? Felicity Huffman
#18re: Dallas: The Movie
Posted: 3/14/06 at 10:27pmcompletely agreed about spacey.
#19re: Dallas: The Movie
Posted: 3/14/06 at 10:49pmwe have been lobbying very hard to have this movie filmed here (in Dallas) but last i heard they were doing it on a lot in Hollywood - does that make ANY sense?
PJ
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/15/03
#20re: Dallas: The Movie
Posted: 3/14/06 at 11:30pmBad, bad idea. There's no way the'll ever be able to match the wonderment of that original cast.
#21re: Dallas: The Movie
Posted: 3/14/06 at 11:33pmI thought I heard they were doing most of it in Toronto.
#22re: Dallas: The Movie
Posted: 3/15/06 at 12:09am
Yer right RoadCase, Toronto - how could they pick the frozen north over the sultry, steamy Lone Star State?
#23re: Dallas: The Movie
Posted: 3/15/06 at 12:12am
Oh dear God, I have finally had it with the film industry...JLO as Sue Ellen?! WTF is that!! grrr...
#24re: Dallas: The Movie
Posted: 3/15/06 at 10:15am
on a local radio morning show (Kidd Kraddick in the Morning on KISS-FM) they had some better ideas about a cast.
JR: Bruce Willis, he's got that sexy, bad, evil thing
Sue Ellen: Sharon Stone, no one can play old and drunk like her
Lucy: Jessica Simpson, with LOTS of acting lessons
Bobby: Matthew McConaghey
Pam: Jessica Alba
Miss Ellie: ?
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