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Dick Van Dyke rescued on adrift surfboard in ocean by a pod of sea porpoises

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#1Dick Van Dyke rescued on adrift surfboard in ocean by a pod of sea porpoises
Posted: 11/12/10 at 10:41pm

http://www.guardian.co.uk/film/2010/nov/11/dick-van-dyke-porpoises-rescue

YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SH*T UP!

"The Spectacle has, indeed, an emotional attraction of its own, but, of all the parts, it is the least artistic, and connected least with the art of poetry. For the power of Tragedy, we may be sure, is felt even apart from representation and actors. Besides, the production of spectacular effects depends more on the art of the stage machinist than on that of the poet."
--Aristotle

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#2Dick Van Dyke rescued on adrift surfboard in ocean by a pod of sea porpoises
Posted: 11/12/10 at 10:44pm

Those classic TV stars really stick together!

And no one grew into anything new, we just became the worst of what we were."
Updated On: 11/12/10 at 10:44 PM

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#2Dick Van Dyke rescued on adrift surfboard in ocean by a pod of sea porpoises
Posted: 11/12/10 at 11:06pm

Is there another kind of porpoise?

A work of art is an invitation to love.

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#3Dick Van Dyke rescued on adrift surfboard in ocean by a pod of sea porpoises
Posted: 11/12/10 at 11:10pm

This is JUST LIKE the time Jim Nabors was lost in the woods and Barbara Eden led him to safety.

And no one grew into anything new, we just became the worst of what we were."

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#4Dick Van Dyke rescued on adrift surfboard in ocean by a pod of sea porpoises
Posted: 11/13/10 at 12:29am

Em - actually, yes - the Yangtze River porpoise.

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#5Dick Van Dyke rescued on adrift surfboard in ocean by a pod of sea porpoises
Posted: 11/13/10 at 12:36am

Or the ever-popular 'Trouser Porpoise'.

"TheatreDiva90016 - another good reason to frequent these boards less."<<>> “I hesitate to give this line of discussion the validation it so desperately craves by perpetuating it, but the light from logic is getting further and further away with your every successive post.” <<>> -whatever2

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#6Dick Van Dyke rescued on adrift surfboard in ocean by a pod of sea porpoises
Posted: 11/13/10 at 1:10am

I hope we're not hitting the sauce again, but regardless, porpoises rule.

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#7Dick Van Dyke rescued on adrift surfboard in ocean by a pod of sea porpoises
Posted: 11/13/10 at 1:16am

Tartar sauce?

And no one grew into anything new, we just became the worst of what we were."

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#8Dick Van Dyke rescued on adrift surfboard in ocean by a pod of sea porpoises
Posted: 11/13/10 at 1:28am

Mr. VD used to drink a little. Okay, a lot.

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#9Dick Van Dyke rescued on adrift surfboard in ocean by a pod of sea porpoise
Posted: 11/13/10 at 2:45am

"Hello, my name is Dick Van D and I have a problem."

Those Blocked: SueStorm. N2N Nate. Good riddence to stupid! Rad-Z, shill begone!

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#10Dick Van Dyke rescued on adrift surfboard in ocean by a pod of sea porpoise
Posted: 11/13/10 at 1:53pm

This story is being totally mis-reported. This happened DECADES AGO. 84-year old Dick Van Dyke was NOT surfing any time in the recent past.

He told the story on the Late Late (Craig Ferguson) Show.

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#11Dick Van Dyke rescued on adrift surfboard in ocean by a pod of sea porpoise
Posted: 11/13/10 at 2:03pm

"This story is being totally mis-reported."

Can you imagine such a thing - that almost never happens.

*cough*

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#12Dick Van Dyke rescued on adrift surfboard in ocean by a pod of sea porpoise
Posted: 11/13/10 at 2:10pm

Why is Mr. Van Dyke trying to censor the truth?

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#13Dick Van Dyke rescued on adrift surfboard in ocean by a pod of sea porpoise
Posted: 11/13/10 at 2:58pm

Heh, I meant not water-dwelling, but fair.

A work of art is an invitation to love.

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#14Dick Van Dyke rescued on adrift surfboard in ocean by a pod of sea porpoise
Posted: 11/14/10 at 1:42am

Ah, this just makes me think of the GOLDEN GIRLS episode he was on.

"If this is going to be a Christian nation that doesn't help the poor, either we have to pretend that Jesus was just as selfish as we are, or we've got to acknowledge that He commanded us to love the poor and serve the needy without condition and then admit that we just don't want to do it." -Stephen Colbert

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#15Dick Van Dyke rescued on adrift surfboard in ocean by a pod of sea porpoise
Posted: 11/14/10 at 11:24am

The porpoises were not available for comment. Bwahaha.

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