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Did you hear on the news this morning?...

Unknown User
#0Did you hear on the news this morning?...
Posted: 8/21/06 at 12:46pm

...about a guy who has 2 functional penises and wants one of them removed? And there are/were at least 100 other such people in the world???
Updated On: 8/21/06 at 12:46 PM

ZONEACE
#1re: Did you hear on the news this morning?...
Posted: 8/21/06 at 12:47pm

ooh ooh, give me the extra penis.



(yes, that means exactly what you think it does.)


when ducks grow thumbs then maybe my opinion will change.

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JailyardGuy
#2re: Did you hear on the news this morning?...
Posted: 8/21/06 at 12:48pm

...I can't even.


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vmlinnie
#3re: Did you hear on the news this morning?...
Posted: 8/21/06 at 12:49pm

What's that mean, Jaily?


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ZONEACE
#4re: Did you hear on the news this morning?...
Posted: 8/21/06 at 12:49pm

yes you can, just try.


when ducks grow thumbs then maybe my opinion will change.

CJR
#5re: Did you hear on the news this morning?...
Posted: 8/21/06 at 12:50pm

Jaily, dont even touch that one lol


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Unknown User
#6re: Did you hear on the news this morning?...
Posted: 8/21/06 at 12:50pm

This was on a CBS radio station -- gotta think it is credible.

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JailyardGuy
#7re: Did you hear on the news this morning?...
Posted: 8/21/06 at 12:51pm

*shakes head* Oy. The mental pictures! THE MENTAL PICTURES!

Seriously, though, this SOOO NEEDS to be an episode of "Medical Incredible" on the Discovery Health Channel.


Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

CJR
#8re: Did you hear on the news this morning?...
Posted: 8/21/06 at 12:54pm

Yeah I know Undi.... I thought of that after I posted it lol


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JailyardGuy
#9re: Did you hear on the news this morning?...
Posted: 8/21/06 at 12:59pm

Honey, you know I have standards. (Low though they may be...)

Modern day circus sideshow freaks are not on the list of acceptable oddities. (And you just KNOW that it's tiny...it may be functional, but one needs a little more than that!)

[I said "sideshow". Tee hee. Tee hee.]


Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

wexy
#10re: Did you hear on the news this morning?...
Posted: 8/21/06 at 1:03pm

And if his erections last more than four hours............


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ZONEACE
#11re: Did you hear on the news this morning?...
Posted: 8/21/06 at 1:04pm

what you really have to ask youself when confronting this situation, is who doesn't want 2 dicks at once?


when ducks grow thumbs then maybe my opinion will change.

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JailyardGuy
#12re: Did you hear on the news this morning?...
Posted: 8/21/06 at 1:05pm

I think most who would enjoy that scenario prefer that they be attached to two seperate people. :)


Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

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PalJoey
#13re: Did you hear on the news this morning?...
Posted: 8/21/06 at 1:20pm

Excuse me but...how big are they?

Just, um, curious.

Never mind.


ZONEACE
#14re: Did you hear on the news this morning?...
Posted: 8/21/06 at 1:21pm

hahaha. its ok PJ, we were all just too timid to ask.


when ducks grow thumbs then maybe my opinion will change.

Up In Lost
#15re: Did you hear on the news this morning?...
Posted: 8/21/06 at 1:23pm

tommyboy, did you hear that on Opie and Anthony?

Last week they reported on a woman with two vaginas.


Well, I'm glad he got away with it.

ZONEACE
#16re: Did you hear on the news this morning?...
Posted: 8/21/06 at 1:24pm

ewww, one is bad enough.


when ducks grow thumbs then maybe my opinion will change.

Unknown User
#17re: Did you hear on the news this morning?...
Posted: 8/21/06 at 1:26pm

No -- see above post -- CBS syndicated AM radio news.

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papalovesmambo
#18re: Did you hear on the news this morning?...
Posted: 8/21/06 at 1:27pm

no mention about size, but apparently
they both work fine


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StageManager2
#19re: Did you hear on the news this morning?...
Posted: 8/21/06 at 1:29pm

I'd love to see a picture of that. What? I'm curious...


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Updated On: 8/21/06 at 01:29 PM

Unknown User
#20re: Did you hear on the news this morning?...
Posted: 8/21/06 at 1:32pm

Thanks for the link Papa -- was beginning to think no one believed me.

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papalovesmambo
#21did you hear on the news this morning?...
Posted: 8/21/06 at 1:34pm

reuters says they are

"well formed"


r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.

...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty

pray to st. jude

i'm a sonic reducer

he was the gimmicky sort

fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
Updated On: 8/21/06 at 01:34 PM

Unknown User
#22did you hear on the news this morning?...
Posted: 8/21/06 at 1:40pm

... or at least well INformed

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SonofMammaMiaSam
#23did you hear on the news this morning?...
Posted: 8/21/06 at 1:48pm

but are they perorated?

Unknown User
#24did you hear on the news this morning?...
Posted: 8/21/06 at 1:50pm

No but if they are both functional, that must mean there are 4 testicles -- don't you think? OoH, my Haynes just got tighter!


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