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papalovesmambo
#25did you hear on the news this morning?...
Posted: 8/21/06 at 1:54pm

not necessarily, the vas deferens could split or, more likely, could connect to the urethra at a point before it splits to the different penises.


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ZONEACE
#26did you hear on the news this morning?...
Posted: 8/21/06 at 2:13pm

all this talk of vas defrens an urethra's is getting me all hot and bothered.


when ducks grow thumbs then maybe my opinion will change.

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#27did you hear on the news this morning?...
Posted: 8/21/06 at 2:18pm

Z -- if you want to talk about it, PM me.

ZONEACE
#28did you hear on the news this morning?...
Posted: 8/21/06 at 2:26pm

oooh


when ducks grow thumbs then maybe my opinion will change.

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#30did you hear on the news this morning?...
Posted: 8/21/06 at 3:27pm

oh man, I just love reading this thread hahaha

I must admit, I'm curious to know how big they are too but since he's "kept them hidden" I guess nobody will ever know until they chop one off..ouch! *cringes*

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ckeaton
#31did you hear on the news this morning?...
Posted: 8/21/06 at 3:36pm

He probably looks more like a milk cow than a porn star.


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ZONEACE
#32did you hear on the news this morning?...
Posted: 8/21/06 at 3:37pm

some people are into that sort of thing he could make millions in the fetish market


when ducks grow thumbs then maybe my opinion will change.

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Calvin
#33did you hear on the news this morning?...
Posted: 8/21/06 at 3:38pm

did you hear on the news this morning?...

Finally...someone to satisfy this guy's needs.

ZONEACE
#34did you hear on the news this morning?...
Posted: 8/21/06 at 3:41pm

ewww, ****ing muppets


when ducks grow thumbs then maybe my opinion will change.

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Calvin
#35did you hear on the news this morning?...
Posted: 8/21/06 at 3:42pm

Unfortunately, he seems to lack the ability to reciprocate.

ZONEACE
#36did you hear on the news this morning?...
Posted: 8/21/06 at 3:44pm

2 dicks? or the muppet?


when ducks grow thumbs then maybe my opinion will change.

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Calvin
#37did you hear on the news this morning?...
Posted: 8/21/06 at 3:46pm

The muppet, who seems to have the genitalia of a Ken doll.

ZONEACE
#38did you hear on the news this morning?...
Posted: 8/21/06 at 3:50pm

maybe it's like an alligator and its internal.


when ducks grow thumbs then maybe my opinion will change.

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JohnBoy2
#39did you hear on the news this morning?...
Posted: 8/21/06 at 3:57pm

Wait...you mean, everybody doesn't have two??

Unknown User
#40did you hear on the news this morning?...
Posted: 8/21/06 at 3:58pm

the muppet(s?) and that guy can complete each other

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#41did you hear on the news this morning?...
Posted: 8/21/06 at 5:15pm

If the guy needs to take Viagra, does he take two? Also, I think he must spend a fortune on condoms.


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vmlinnie
#42did you hear on the news this morning?...
Posted: 8/21/06 at 5:20pm

This thread has me rolling around laughing!

Plus, if they hack off one of his schlongs, won't the other one be off centre? Like, if they're side by side, the one which is left will be off to one side by a mile! Ew. And it would be even more weird if they weren't side by side, like, one above the other! That's just bizarre.


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Elphaba
#43did you hear on the news this morning?...
Posted: 8/21/06 at 6:46pm

um...er, were they LARGE penises? Steve and I may be looking for a roomate, lol


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