Do You Think "Corine's Corner" Would Make A Good Musical?- Page 3

[The Grovers Corners Yenta2]

Posted: 2/20/06 at 8:12pm

DollyPop......I can't respond to your post. You know that Namo is going to accuse me of trying to curry favor with you.

[Dollypop]

Posted: 2/20/06 at 8:15pm

I really don't like curry. I tried it at an Indian restaurant once and became violently ill. The restaurant had been one of the Top Picks at Corine's Corner.

[Elphaba]

Posted: 2/20/06 at 8:16pm

curry is wonderful in small doses

[The Grovers Corners Yenta2]

Posted: 2/20/06 at 8:17pm

That's because you didn't wash it down with Diet Coke with Lime that is Divine.

[Dollypop]

Posted: 2/20/06 at 8:19pm

That's the only drink served at Corine's Corner.

[Dollypop]

Posted: 2/20/06 at 8:36pm

How could we incorporate a scene from FORBIDDEN BROADWAY into our musical?

[nomdeplume]

Posted: 2/20/06 at 8:41pm

I think we should give the Diet Coke with Lime a female persona all her own and let her perform a little strip number to:

Whatever Cola Wants...

[Dollypop]

Posted: 2/20/06 at 8:52pm

Ah, yes!! That's the 11 o'clock number we've been hoping for. This will be performed by Corine, who is wearing her famous red sequined mumu and orthopedic go-go boots!

[Dollypop]

Posted: 2/20/06 at 11:35pm

I also think we should have a number where Corine does some lap dancing. Your thoughts?

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 2/20/06 at 11:40pm

I think Yenta could write that part of the show, DP. It'd be called "Forbidden Boyfriends" since obviously she's projecting her frustration over your homosexuality onto Corine, who is just a gal with a goal: introducing folks to the best of the Big Apple.

[Corine2]

Posted: 2/21/06 at 12:11am

Pizza Monster- I owe you a few pies.


Psst: If you need your hair done, you can get 20 percent off if you mention Corine's Corner. https://www.corinescorner.com/Beauty_and_Fashion_corner.htm
and you can also read my interview with the one and only Musto!
Updated On: 2/21/06 at 12:11 AM

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 2/21/06 at 12:19am

Holy crap, my hair is currently the longest it's been since the '80s. Back then I was trying for a Purple Rain curls drooping into my right eye thing. Now I just look disheveled and manly.

Thanks for the tip, Corine.

[Corine2]

Posted: 2/21/06 at 6:40am

[Dollypop]

Posted: 2/21/06 at 12:40pm

Just make sure that Corine's hairstylist isn't really Sweeney Todd.

[Dollypop]

Posted: 2/21/06 at 11:45pm

Who could we contract to play Namo?

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 2/21/06 at 11:48pm

Stanley Tucci if nudity's involved, and by all rights it should be.

[Dollypop]

Posted: 2/21/06 at 11:53pm

Of course there will be nudity. The full title of the show will be CORINE'S CORNER: THE NAKED TRUTH.

The lap dance will bring in the crowds; as will Namo's pole dance.

[Corine2]

Posted: 2/21/06 at 11:54pm

I met Tucci once on the street. He has a nice smile.
Personally, I see Namo being played by Alec Baldwin.

There will be no nudity. Not even puppet nudity. Updated On: 2/21/06 at 11:54 PM

[Dollypop]

Posted: 2/21/06 at 11:56pm

Of course the theater will have to have a wine bar so that the audience can wine and whine during intermission.

Alec Baldwin is busy right now. How about his brother Billy?

[The Grovers Corners Yenta2]

Posted: 2/22/06 at 12:10am

Who will play Corine?

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 2/22/06 at 12:28am

As Shakespeare wrote, Corine, "no nudes is bad news."

Obviously Corine will play herself.

[Dollypop]

Posted: 2/22/06 at 8:13am

Corine has considerable experience as an actress. Remember she boasted about how well-received her Juliet was. Of course that was 22 years ago and her posterior is now often mistaken for a caboose. Still, I think she can certainly pull this off.

[DAME]

Posted: 2/22/06 at 5:47pm

he-he

[Dollypop]

Posted: 2/22/06 at 8:10pm

We will open the show with a reconstruction of the actual Corine's Corner--the streetlight on 47th and 8th. There sits Corine on an upturned orange crate. She basks in the glow of her mother's applause and begins to sing:

"In my own little corner
On my own little crate
I can be whatever I want to be..."

[Harpo]

Posted: 2/22/06 at 8:17pm

Dollypop-
You are a wonderful publicist giving Corine all kinds of buzz! How nice of you. I like the Corner and hope to see you there sometime.