I really don't like curry. I tried it at an Indian restaurant once and became violently ill. The restaurant had been one of the Top Picks at Corine's Corner.
Ah, yes!! That's the 11 o'clock number we've been hoping for. This will be performed by Corine, who is wearing her famous red sequined mumu and orthopedic go-go boots!
I think Yenta could write that part of the show, DP. It'd be called "Forbidden Boyfriends" since obviously she's projecting her frustration over your homosexuality onto Corine, who is just a gal with a goal: introducing folks to the best of the Big Apple.
Holy crap, my hair is currently the longest it's been since the '80s. Back then I was trying for a Purple Rain curls drooping into my right eye thing. Now I just look disheveled and manly.
I met Tucci once on the street. He has a nice smile. Personally, I see Namo being played by Alec Baldwin. There will be no nudity. Not even puppet nudity.
Corine has considerable experience as an actress. Remember she boasted about how well-received her Juliet was. Of course that was 22 years ago and her posterior is now often mistaken for a caboose. Still, I think she can certainly pull this off.
We will open the show with a reconstruction of the actual Corine's Corner--the streetlight on 47th and 8th. There sits Corine on an upturned orange crate. She basks in the glow of her mother's applause and begins to sing:
"In my own little corner On my own little crate I can be whatever I want to be..."