Broadway Legend Joined: 5/15/03
Discuss.
Not unless it was a rock opera.
Nope.
Well, maybe if the score was written by Tesori, Marx and Lopez.
Do fantasies ever come true? LOL!
Updated On: 2/20/06 at 11:37 PM
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/22/03
I'd see it, and if Oprah would produce it, it would run forever.
And even though I am dead to Corine, I would like Greg Jbara to play me in the musical.
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/10/05
I think it Carol Channing's sex life from the last 15 years would make a better musical.
Rath could play Corine.
I wonder what the songs would be...hmmmmm...
Carol is a doll. My site was updated.
http://www.corinescorner.com
Rath? I have never met her, but the only person who would play me would be Jennifer SIMARD.
Updated On: 2/18/06 at 11:54 PM
I suppose if you can have a musical about cheerleaders doing it for money, one about zombies at a dance, and one about a barber who cuts the throats of his customers......why not?
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/22/03
It would be like The Life, but cleaner.
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/15/03
Some of the tunes?
Hmmm...
"Diet Coke With Lime Is Divine"
"Marvelous Musto"
"Interviewing Stagehands"
"I Never Met A Restaurant I Didn't Like"
"So Many Gay Men, So Little Time"
"Wine Tastings"
"Trying To Hold This Job"
"A Moment On The Lips, Forever On The Hips"
"Drama Desk Awards"
"The Woman Who Killed Brendan Stryker"
"Damn You Dollypop"
....all things considered, this could be a hit!
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/22/03
Are you SURE you're not Grover's Corner Yenta because that song list reads EXACTLY like her post about Corine last weekend. Or is she just that stalker/scary over you, DP?
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/15/03
Well I did direct Yenta in a play. Maybe some shreds of my sense of humor were absorbed by the hoyden.
Call a Lawyer and Sushi, Sushi Shut Up and Do Me, I'm Horny.
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/15/03

Can Monica Lewinsky sing and dance? If so, she's be a shoo-in to play Corine2.
Your Not the Top (but you'll have to do)!
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/22/03
If Monica starred and Oprah produced, it would be the hottest Off-B'way show in town and Corine would be wealthy beyond her wildest imaginings.
I do hope there's a dream ballet.
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/15/03

Of course the only person who is qualified to play me is Mel Gibson.
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/22/03
Eeeek, he's so creeeeeeepy.
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/15/03
And I'm not?
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/15/03
Do you think we could get Scott Nevins to play Musto?
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/22/03
Not in an Opus Dei way.
Craig Bierko would play my love interest. Simard would play me.
Updated On: 2/19/06 at 12:29 AM
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/15/03
So I'm more of an "Agnus Dei" Way?
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/15/03
WAIT!!!!!!!
Maybe we can get Agnes Dei to play Corine!!!!!!
I don't think Craig would make a believable homosexual.
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