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#26

re: Do you Love to Cry at Weddings?

Posted: 6/9/07 at 4:17pm

muscle23ftl is hot. Leave him alone. Muscle guys like us are too busy in the gym to read whole posts. So there.

I cry at weddings thinking of the misery that lies ahead, and the ineveitable divorce 5 years later.

#27

re: Do you Love to Cry at Weddings?

Posted: 6/9/07 at 5:11pm

I've caused tears at a wedding. If you've ever seen the last scene of "The Graduate," that'll give you an idea.

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#28

re: Do you Love to Cry at Weddings?

Posted: 6/9/07 at 5:19pm

"muscle23ftl is hot. Leave him alone. Muscle guys like us are too busy in the gym to read whole posts. So there. "

I think muscle has a soulmate.

"If you are going to do something, do it well. And leave something witchy." -Charlie Manson

#29

re: Do you Love to Cry at Weddings?

Posted: 6/9/07 at 5:23pm

Silly! Soul mates have "souls"!

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#30

do you dribble marsupials?

Posted: 6/9/07 at 6:38pm

namo, love yer specs!

r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.

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i'm a sonic reducer

he was the gimmicky sort

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#31

do you dribble marsupials?

Posted: 6/9/07 at 7:00pm

Oh, I overlooked a line. Big deal.

"People have their opinions and that doesn't mean that their opinions are wrong or right. I just take it with a grain of salt because opinions are like as*holes, everyone has one". -Felicia Finley-

#32

do you dribble marsupials?

Posted: 6/9/07 at 7:22pm

Hardy har har.

The rain we knew is a thing of the past -
deep-delving, dark, deliberate you would say
browsing on spire and bogland; but today
our sky-blue slates are steaming in the sun,
our yachts tinkling and dancing in the bay
like racehorses. We contemplate at last
shining windows, a future forbidden to no one.

Derek Mahon

"Maybe all one can do is hope to end up with the right regrets."

Arthur Miller

#33

do you dribble marsupials?

Posted: 6/9/07 at 8:14pm

avatar? what avatar?

It is ridiculous to set a detective story in New York City. New York City is itself a detective story... AGATHA CHRISTIE, Life magazine, May 14, 1956

Updated On: 6/9/07 at 08:14 PM

#34

do you dribble marsupials?

Posted: 6/9/07 at 8:15pm

oh elphie, that is such a good look for you!

#35

do you dribble marsupials?

Posted: 6/9/07 at 8:21pm

you don't think the glasses make my eyes look small?

It is ridiculous to set a detective story in New York City. New York City is itself a detective story... AGATHA CHRISTIE, Life magazine, May 14, 1956

#36

do you dribble marsupials?

Posted: 6/9/07 at 8:24pm

Monkeys Wearing Glasses, UNITE!

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#37

do you dribble marsupials?

Posted: 6/9/07 at 8:25pm

That bespectacled monkey needs a pedicure STAT!

#38

do you dribble marsupials?

Posted: 6/9/07 at 8:26pm

Diva, clip your damn toenails!

It is ridiculous to set a detective story in New York City. New York City is itself a detective story... AGATHA CHRISTIE, Life magazine, May 14, 1956

#39

do you dribble marsupials?

Posted: 6/9/07 at 8:30pm

Excuse me?! MY toe nails are treated to a petticure twice a month...

#40

do you dribble marsupials?

Posted: 6/9/07 at 8:35pm

Who knew so MANY monkeys wore glasses?

#41

do you dribble marsupials?

Posted: 6/10/07 at 10:43am

What is God's name has happened to this thread and why do we all have the same avatar?

Anyway, the wedding last night was apparently pretty nice.
Very low key, simple and tasteful. See, papa, I guess some straight people DO have some class!

Funny story, though, and this might have contributed to the wedding being a bit more tolerable. The wedding singer never showed up, didn't even CALL. The bride was worried sick because it was a friend of hers and she just never came. She thought she must have been dead or something. My friends never found out what happened.

PEACE.

Updated On: 6/10/07 at 10:43 AM

#42

do you dribble marsupials?

Posted: 6/10/07 at 11:53am

I was also at a wedding where that happened, Sueleen, a long time ago in Ohio. The soloist just didn't show up...and it was a friend of the groom, so of course, everyone was worried and it added a disturbing under note to the day. They even started the ceremony noticeably late, waiting for the guy to arrive. No one knew whether to be worried or pissed. Turns out the guy just couldn't make it and didn't bother to let the couple know. No big emergency, no accident, just didn't care enough to let them know...so their carefully planned ceremony was missing something that was important to them. Granted, we were spared yet another rendition of The Wedding Song, but sadly, it was the end of a friendship.

Sueleen Gay: "Here you go, Bitch, now go make some fukcing lemonade." 10/28/10

#43

do you dribble marsupials?

Posted: 6/10/07 at 12:36pm

Maybe they panicked? You know, like when Cruel Sandwich was offered that absolutely perfect summer job and he turned it down and immediately regretted it? Maybe they just thought they weren't up to the job.

I wish they could have heard the immortal voice of Miss Karen Carpenter exhorting them to:

Sing! Sing a song.
Make it simple, to last your whole life long.
Don't worry that it's not good enough,
For anyone else to hear.
Just sing! Sing a song!
La la la la la.
La la la la la.
La-la la la-la-la lahhhhh.
La la la la la.
La la la la la.
La-la la la-la-la lahhhhh.
Don't worry that it's not good enough,
For anyone else to hear.
Just sing!
Sing
A
SONG!

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