Broadway Star Joined: 1/29/07
muscle23ftl is hot. Leave him alone. Muscle guys like us are too busy in the gym to read whole posts. So there.
I cry at weddings thinking of the misery that lies ahead, and the ineveitable divorce 5 years later.
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/22/03
I've caused tears at a wedding. If you've ever seen the last scene of "The Graduate," that'll give you an idea.
"muscle23ftl is hot. Leave him alone. Muscle guys like us are too busy in the gym to read whole posts. So there. "
I think muscle has a soulmate.
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/22/03
Silly! Soul mates have "souls"!
namo, love yer specs!
Oh, I overlooked a line. Big deal.
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/19/06
Hardy har har.
avatar? what avatar?
oh elphie, that is such a good look for you!
you don't think the glasses make my eyes look small?

Monkeys Wearing Glasses, UNITE!
That bespectacled monkey needs a pedicure STAT!
Diva, clip your damn toenails!

Excuse me?! MY toe nails are treated to a petticure twice a month...
What is God's name has happened to this thread and why do we all have the same avatar?
Anyway, the wedding last night was apparently pretty nice.
Very low key, simple and tasteful. See, papa, I guess some straight people DO have some class!
Funny story, though, and this might have contributed to the wedding being a bit more tolerable. The wedding singer never showed up, didn't even CALL. The bride was worried sick because it was a friend of hers and she just never came. She thought she must have been dead or something. My friends never found out what happened.
I was also at a wedding where that happened, Sueleen, a long time ago in Ohio. The soloist just didn't show up...and it was a friend of the groom, so of course, everyone was worried and it added a disturbing under note to the day. They even started the ceremony noticeably late, waiting for the guy to arrive. No one knew whether to be worried or pissed. Turns out the guy just couldn't make it and didn't bother to let the couple know. No big emergency, no accident, just didn't care enough to let them know...so their carefully planned ceremony was missing something that was important to them. Granted, we were spared yet another rendition of The Wedding Song, but sadly, it was the end of a friendship.
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/22/03
Maybe they panicked? You know, like when Cruel Sandwich was offered that absolutely perfect summer job and he turned it down and immediately regretted it? Maybe they just thought they weren't up to the job.
I wish they could have heard the immortal voice of Miss Karen Carpenter exhorting them to:
Sing! Sing a song.
Make it simple, to last your whole life long.
Don't worry that it's not good enough,
For anyone else to hear.
Just sing! Sing a song!
La la la la la.
La la la la la.
La-la la la-la-la lahhhhh.
La la la la la.
La la la la la.
La-la la la-la-la lahhhhh.
Don't worry that it's not good enough,
For anyone else to hear.
Just sing!
Sing
A
SONG!
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